I often have some very detailed dreams and whenever I share one with someone they always tell me that I'm lying and they tell me that what I'm telling them it too detailed to have been a dream.
Well, Fuck them, because nearly every one of my dreams is like I was actually living it.
This is a dream that I recently had about the actress Bridgit Mendler.
In the dream Bridgit and I are sitting in my 1958 Plymouth Belvedere in the parking lot of a 1950's style diner. The kind where waitresses on roller skates bring your order to you.
We aren't there long when a very attractive brunette waitress rolls up to my driver's side window. She is about twenty years old, five feet six inches tall (not including the roller skates) and she weighs probably one hundred and twenty pounds.
She has her brown hair pulled tightly into a pony tail but it's covered by a black visor with the diner's name embroidered on it.
She leans in the window and introduces herself in a slight but sassy southern accent.
She asks Bridgit and I if we're ready to order.
Bridgit orders a cheeseburger and fries with a diet soda.
As the waitress starts to write the order down she stands up. It is then that I see that her apron is off center and she is showing a massive amount of cameltoe through her tight khaki pants that she's wearing.
I stare at her cameltoe the entire time she is writing Bridgit's order down. The waitress leans into the window again and asks for my order.
I order a Cheeseburger and fries along with some chicken fingers to share with Bridgit and a Cherry cola. Again, the waitress stands up to write down the order and I stare at her cameltoe while she's writing.
