June 1
Dear Diary,
Today was one of the most exiting and erotic days of my life. It all started a few hours ago when I had a chance encounter with a fan at a restaurant.
"Hi. I don't mean to bother you. Can I have an autograph. I'm a BIG fan. I've sen almost everyone of your movies, Including "Lake Placid."
I almost choked on my Chiken Salad. "Please. Don't say that too loud. I'm trying to forget that experience. Sit down." I ushered him, who I found out later, his name is Bob.
He just stared at me, dumbfounded. "Excuse me?"
"Sit down." I repeated. "I'm not stuck up, as you may have misinterpreted. All entertainer's aren't like that."
"I understand that. I was just takenaback."
He grabbed a chair on the opposite of me, so he was facing me. "I'm sorry I was a bit rude their."
"You weren't rude. You just heard some bad rumors." She extended a hand across the table. "Nice to meet you. Waiter." she waved him.
"What can I do for you?"
"Perhaps the gentlemen would like something to eat."
You, perhaps. I thought.
"Shrimp would be nice. Thanks."
"As you wish." He left.