Absalom
dashed down the hallways of Thriller Bark's castle; his new bride still unconscious in his arms. He'd gotten lucky once again, his devil fruit allowing him to escape from the courthouse with his new love in tow. Of course, he'd lost the priest somewhere along the way but that was fine. The zombie had already served his purpose, pronouncing he and Nami, monster-husband and bride~♥
The whole castle shook around him from the antics of the new special zombie but he didn't care. Once they'd made it to his room nothing else would be able to touch them. He'd made sure that it could detach from the rest of the ship in case of emergencies.
Though hopefully, it wouldn't come to that, at least not until after culminating their wedding night~ He was so busy pervertedly giggling to himself that he almost missed his door. Closing and locking it behind them, Absalom finally felt safe enough to turn them both visible once again.
And god what a view it was~! Absalom looked at his new bride and his heart almost gave way, or at least his pants did. Not being able to see all this plush flesh he'd been carrying was like torture!
As soon as he'd learned that the new crew of pirates they'd trapped included some women members, he'd gone to scout them for potential brides.
The girl on the ship had been a promising start, a total 10/10, a dusky goddess some might even call her, with more tits and ass than any one man could reasonably expect to handle in his lifetime! But still... she had been so... dreary. She was dark and mysterious and brooding, like everything else on thriller bark and Absalom couldn't stomach it! He'd still decided to take a free sample, of course~ A body like that doesn't come around every day, after all~ But he'd known going into it that this woman wasn't the one.
But just when all hope seemed lost, he'd heard word that another girl from the crew was in the castle that very moment, and she was taking her clothes off! He'd broken several zombie land speed records getting himself back and into the bathroom undiscovered, but as soon as she'd opened the door, he knew it had all been worth it~!
This girl, his dear sweet, beautiful, Nami, as he'd later learn to call her, made her crewmate look like a twig by comparison! An absolutely massive pair of tits sat perched proudly upon her chest. So firm and perky he thought they were surly fake, right up until she started soaping them down and he saw how deliciously soft and pliable they looked between her fingers!
And goddamn did she ever have an ass to match. A big fat, beautiful bubble booty without the slightest hint of wrinkles or cellulite anywhere on it! The way it wobbled and bounced invitingly, atop those thick baby bearing hips of hers ensured that no man would ever be able to look always from her coming or going.
But she didn't just have the most killer set of T and A he'd ever laid his peeping eyes upon, no his Nami was the complete and total package~! Tight drum belly, long silky-smooth legs that went all the way down, a fiery main of hair reminiscent of the sun so sorely lacking on this gloomy ghost ship! She had it all!
It was as if every last bit of fat she ever had had only collected itself in the best possible places. Even her lips were plump! Two perfect pink marshmallows, made for puckering into sweet kisses or wrapping around hard dicks until a pair of forceful hands shoved them all the way to the base~!
And the way she moved, jiggling and bouncing this way and that, even when she thought no one was there to see her, she could easily tease a man to the point of no return. The thought of what she could do when she put her mind to it was enough to have him ripping a hole in his pants right there in the bathroom.
She could even give that "pirate empress" a run for her money and in Absalom's not so humble opinion, his Nami even surpassed the haughty snake princess in terms of her beauty~! If this crew continued on, she surely would become known across the world as one of the premier beauties in all the seas!
He couldn't let that happen! The thought of other men pining after his bride to be sent shivers up his spine. He had to lay his claim to her, to show her how meant for one another they were; before the world had a chance to recognize her absolute perfection!
But that proved harder than it seemed. She was so enticing that he'd almost had his way with her then and there; until her crewmates stopped him. He was actually thankful to them for it. Nami was perfect, like a dream. No! Even in his most wild, self-indulgent fantasies he had never conjured up a woman half as perfect as his Nami!
He knew she was it. The one! The only woman he could ever accept as his bride. After seeing her no other woman would ever do. She deserved to be made an honest woman of first, before he pinned her down and mercilessly fucked her until both their hips gave out, it was only the proper thing to do!
And
by god Absalom
had done it! Sure, it almost didn't happen at several points, but that didn't matter now! Especially with him holding his love in his arms, her fat heaving breasts pressing into his chest~! He looked down at her still eminently kissable lips~
This was the final step in the process. No matter how badly he wanted to throw her down and thoroughly consummate their union, things needed to be done in the correct order. So many times, they'd been so rudely interrupted, but now that they were alone no one could stop him. This final gesture would forever bind them together as husband and wife. His dick gave an excited throb against his thigh.
The zombie commander had basically been hard from the moment he'd first taken his Nami to be prepared for the wedding, so he'd had to do a little arranging in order to fit it into his tuxedo. Essentially stuffing his rock-hard cock down one of his pants legs, and now it was almost painfully straining its confines. He considered setting her down a moment to undo his belt, but the thought of delaying their wedding kiss one-second longer made his entire body quake in protest.
To hell with it!
He wasn't about to give the world any more opportunities to interrupt them! He shifted his hold on his new queen until she was standing propped, essentially how she had been back at the altar what felt like a lifetime ago. Her angel-like form posed so innocently before him broke that last of his self-control. Taking hold of the back of her head,
Absalom
crashed his hungry lips into her pillowy soft ones~!
Their first wedded kiss was anything but chaste~! It was more of a mauling than a make-out~! Absalom absolutely ravaged her sweet mouth with all the sexual energy a night full of cockblockings could muster! But, as a testament to the unconscious navigator's true skill level, even drugged out of her head Nami's muscle memory kept her lips puckered and tongue moving with enough lewd skill to have Absalom's fur standing on end~♥
Add in the sexy little moans she gave at their every contact and it wasn't long before things started to give asides from his restraint~ With one last angry throb from its confinement, Absalom's cock burst not only its bonds, but his pants as well. Coming to rest snugly between his new wife's deliciously thicc thighs. Their luscious softness was perhaps the only thing that could soothe his raging hard-on... for now~
And the best part was his wonderful bride was squeezing them around him! It seemed like she was finally waking up from her beauty sleep. Like a princess in a fairy-tale, Absalom was sure that it was his kiss that had awoken her from her slumber~! And like any proper fairy-tale, instead of pushing him away like she probably should have, his darling Nami was pulling him even closer into her heavenly embrace~♥
For Nami's part, head still foggy from the mixture that had kept her asleep so soundly through all of the commotion, this all felt like some wonderful dream. The kind that had big muscular men, with even bigger dicks, kissing her like she was a slutty princess. Her favorite kind of dream~
The busty navigator kept her eyes screwed firmly shut! She'd been awoken from these sorts of dreams far too many times by rowdy crewmates and it was not happening again! She was going to savor every last second for all that it was worth~! Nami pressed herself into her dream lover's chest as tightly as she could, no way she was letting a hunk like this go without a fight~
And what a hunk he was~! Her greedy little hands stroked up and down his back, working over the hard, sinewy muscles underneath his shirt. Even though both of their layers of clothing she could feel the sharp contours of his abs pressing into her breasts~ The sensation had her nipples ready to cut glass, which only added to her excitement~
But certainly, his most impressive muscle was currently sandwiched securely between Nami's voluptuous thighs~! Her dream stud was hung more like a horse than any man Nami had ever seen, just the way she liked them~!♥
After all, a girl doesn't go through life with a body like hers without becoming just a little bit of a size queen~ And little wasn't a word often applied to Nami, who routinely road some of the biggest dicks in all of the east blue, and charged them top dollar for the privilege~ But this cock made all her previous partners look like light warmup rounds. She might've even let him nut inside of her free of charge~!
Not that he seemed willing to just stand idly by and let her have all the fun! While Nami's hands had been busy exploring, his own big strong ones had been eagerly clapping her plump pirate's booty all over the length of his magnificent member~! Every motion sending a pussy moistening throb through the appendage~! God, and he was forward too~ He really was checking all of her boxes~!
And then there was his kisses~♥ After she'd started kissing back, they'd turned almost chaste; like he was afraid she would run away at any second. But once she had rid him of that silly notion by sucking on his tongue for a few minutes he really started heating things up again~ Quick pecks turned into long steamy make-out sessions~! He kissed her like he wanted to devour her, possess her; like she was the center of his whole universe~♥
It was the kind of kissing that could make a girl fall in love~! Melt right into a man's arms, and all over his fat dick~! Nami's pussy shamelessly soaking with her anticipation~! She ran her hands up from his back muscles through his luscious mane of hair~ Another check~♥
Lord have mercy it was all too much! She had to peak, even if she didn't think she could bear looking up only to see the ceiling of her own bedroom like she always had. But Nami needed to know, to put the face to this perfect man who would soon be pounding her senseless; at least if she had anything to say about it~!
Slowly, with great regret she broke their kiss, pushing him back a bit; noting with a thrill that there was still plenty of cock pressed up between her ass~ Cautiously she cracked her eyes open, eager to take in his chiseled features, his smokey eyes, his handsome...whiskers?
Blinking for a moment, the events of the past night suddenly came flooding back to her. Nami let out a scream.
"No! No! Noooooo! I can't believe I was making out with some gross monster pervert!"
