Breaking Into The Mainstream
Starring: Linda Cardellini & Camila Mendes
Tags: MF, Cons, Oral
DISCLAIMER: This story did not happen and is complete fiction. Not all facts will be 100% true to real life.
As a teenager growing up in the suburbs of New Jersey, I never believed that my love for film would ever turn into anything more than a very passionate hobby.
Man, was I wrong.
I never thought that anything would ever happen from posting my first screenplay online, besides maybe a few people saying that it was shit. Never in my wildest dreams did I think a Hollywood agent would contact me about getting my script made into a feature. So, I did what any reasonable person would do, dropped everything in my life, flew out to Los Angeles, and tried to get my life in Hollywood started.
Thankfully, my screenplay was something a first-time director like me could easily manage, an indie comedy-drama about life and love, with a small crew and an even smaller cast. Everyone involved seemed to have complete confidence that it would do well, and its success made me a modern-day Kevin Smith, Richard Linklater, or Wes Anderson (or a combination of the three).
Hollywood life always seemed like a pure dream, and sure, it was at times.
Getting to meet all kinds of celebrities, from A-list stars to other new directors looking for their shot at the big time.
Going to premieres for all sorts of new films.
Hooking up with a famous actress on the set of my film.
Wait, I didn't get to that part yet, did I? Well, you'll hear about that in just a bit, don't you worry.
But let's get back to my climb to fame.
Having countless meetings with all different types of people, so many that I barely remembered their name the second they told me. From the first week to the time of my film's premiere, I barely had a second to relax. I was constantly on edge, worried if I'd end up blowing it and fucking up my life beyond repair. But I put all of my blood, sweat, and tears into my film, and it all paid off in the end.
So, for the last week, I decided to take a break from Hollywood and head home for a breather between my directorial debut and sophomore effort. It was nice to see everyone again, now being a "big-time celebrity", according to my mother.
But after my seven-day mini-vacation, I was reading to go back to the place that'd changed my life forever.
After my flight back to L.A, while I was walking through the-
Oh shit, I was gonna tell you about my on-set hookup, wasn't I?
My bad, yeah, let me tell you all about that.
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It was the beginning of another day of shooting, and I expected to be the first one there like I always was. When I'd entered my dressing room, I could see Linda Cardellini now standing up from the couch across from the door. She stood in a dark blue wrap dress covered in flowers, and despite not having any makeup on, looked absolutely beautiful.
"Oh, hey Linda, didn't expect to see you here so early."
"Yeah, there was just something I wanted to talk to you about before everyone got here and it got busy."
"Sure, what's up?"
It took me a second to remember that today we were going to be filming Linda's nude scene, the first ever in her career.
"I just had a bit of an...odd question for you."
I nodded, not knowing for a second what was to come.
She grabbed the ties of her dress and undid the knot, letting the dress fall off of her shoulders and hit the ground. My eyes grew wide as Linda now stood in front of me with not a piece of clothing on her incredible body.
"Do you really think anybody wants to see this when they watch your movie?"
It took me a second to stop staring at her and respond to her question.
"Uh, I'm pretty sure everybody would want to see you like this in my movie. Or anywhere, to be fair."
"Really, I mean, ugh, just look at me. Doing my first ever nude scene at 46. I should've done this 20 years ago."
"Either way, you look fantastic."
Her body may not have been that of 26-year-old Linda, but that was a good thing. Her body was slightly curvier than when she was younger, which was incredibly appealing. Her breasts had gotten larger and sat on her chest with very little sag. Her hips were nice and wide and looked perfect to grab onto while getting ridden by her.
"Really? You really think I look good?"
"I'd say good is a pretty fucking big understatement," I said, which made Linda blush and look away, but she was unable to hide her smile and laugh.
"You're too sweet," she replied, approaching me seductively, her gaze returning to me, "You really know how to make a girl feel good."
Linda wrapped her arms around my neck and gave me a quick, soft kiss on the lips. Then another, but this time, for slightly longer and slightly harder. She repeated this, getting longer and harder with each kiss until it was impossible to say the two of us weren't making out.
"Wait, wait," I spoke, pulling away from the insatiable MILF, "Aren't you married?"
"No, I'm engaged," she quickly said, before resuming our kissing.
I pulled away once again, completely confused, "If you're engaged, then what the hell are we doing?"
"We're gonna fuck," she said, this time resisting the attempt to attack my lips with hers.