Peace of mind, a key to living a long, healthy life, and something that Alexa Bliss had been desperately missing in hers. Long, sleepless nights spent dreaming about things that definitely could never happen, and even longer days reminiscing about a certain event that didn't happen between herself and Nikki Cross in a hotel room a few weeks ago. Nothing happened. It was just a dream. Move past it.
Those were the canned responses Alexa had been repeating to herself ever since that night that she most definitely bottomed to Nikki Cross and, arguably worse, finished herself off with a dildo. A horrible night riddled with failure, the cherry on top no less than The Legit Boss, Sasha Banks, acting as the sacrificial lamb to save Alexa's ass, only for Bliss to hand over those sweet, buttery cheeks anyway.
Now, two weeks later, Alexa was down a bitch and down a few pegs too. But, funnily enough, the only obstacles in Lexi's life came as a result of her own mental instability. None, not a single one of her fellow Superstars seemed to have a clue that she'd bottomed out. Alexa had never appeared in public with Sasha as her bitch, so nobody knew that she'd lost her precious "B" either. No rumblings, no childish gossip floating around the rumor mills, not a single instance of schoolgirl snickering between gal pals. As far as she knew, Nikki had kept her word, meaning Alexa was in the clear.
That was a fact she'd been considering in the shadows for days, all the while developing her next plan of attack on Ronda Rousey's empire. Through everything, Alexa hadn't lost sight of the end goal: becoming the new alpha, at the reigning and defending alpha's expense. Which brought her to the here and now, at Monday Night Raw, and inside of the women's locker room, with her sights set on a familiar face.
Flanked by two of her oldest subs, Bayley and Charlotte, Alexa's eyes sat fixed on the fiery-haired Irish mega-star, The Man, Becky Lynch. Becky may have been lifting weights across the room, seemingly oblivious to the hierarchy happenings around her, but everyone knew that the inaugural SmackDown Women's Champion wasn't focusing on her physique to stay fit or to help her win even more matches. No, Becky was merely passing time, until her mistress, the alpha, arrived.
Though a fierce, uber-popular hero in the eyes of the fans, a spiritual successor to Steve Austin in a way, Becky behind the scenes, was nothing more than an asshole for Ronda Rousey's amusement. She'd been Ronda's bitch for months, her passion in the ring a mere spec compared to her addiction to getting that gorgeous, fat ass of her's fucked on the regular. The more popular Becky became, the more Ronda seemed to live inside of the Irish Ace's asshole, the setting of their typical buggery being Rowdy's private dressing room but, on occasion, she liked to show off her prized possession.
It was rare though, and most of the time, Ronda liked to keep Becky, the fastest-rising star and hottest act in the company, all to herself. To her, it legitimized her position as the alpha; even though so many had already fucked Becky's ass in the past, that was all long before she was the most popular wrestler in all of WWE. Rousey rarely let Becks out of her sight, meaning Alexa didn't have much time to strike. Now was her chance. She briefly thought over her plan of attack, and then took it.
With Bayley, who rarely got to stand beside her Goddess, and Charlotte, Lexi's first major conquest and the first shot in her war with Ronda at her left and right respectively, Alexa brushed past the dregs of the Raw locker room and approached The Man with the intent on snatching her loyalty, which wouldn't be the first time she'd stolen someone from Rowdy.
"Hey there, Big Time Becks! What are you doing over here, all alone?" A simple approach, but a classic icebreaker.
"Piss off, Lexi. Mistress Ronnie's comin' soon and if she sees ye talkin' to me, we're both gonna be arsed!"
"Arsed, are we, lass?"Alexa mocked, giving out the worst rendition of Becky's brogue accent that The Man had ever heard. "Ahh...I kid, I kid. But seriously, Becks, what gives? I was just saying hi!"
"So, ye weren't tryin' ta angle fer my arse?"
Alexa smugly replied, "No, I definitely was. But you didn't even give me a chance to shoot my shot! What's up with that, Becks?"
Becky fired up, "There's no shot! Ya know who I belong to, so bugger off! All yer gonna do is fook up both our situations!"
"You mean that situation where you let a second-rate top from the UFC pretend to fuck your ass how it deserves?"
Becky swallowed hard. Lexi continued.
"Oh, Becky, I hope you know that I don't care how many times Ronnie bummed you! 'Cause no matter the number, I know you haven't forgotten about me...have you? Maybe in the moment, but I bet when you're lying awake at night, you think about TLC 2016, and you think about getting humiliated by 'weak' Little Miss Bliss in front of everyone. And even if you don't..." Alexa drew in closer and whispered. "I know you remember what I did to your...how would you put it? Oh yeah, you're arsehole."
Becky shuddered, and weakly argued, "Seriously, please stop!"
"Oh, I'll never stop, Becks! Not until you join my little party here!"
Bayley smiled, greeting, "Hi, Becky!"
Charlotte held her pinky out and asked, "Whaddya say, Becks? How 'bout a little tea for old time's sake?" A little reference to when Becky and Charlotte were the best of friends.
Becky stood her ground, albeit with so little emphasis, it was hardly worth the effort. "Leave me alone....please, leave me alone! I'm just waitin' fer Mistress Ronnie to come. She's gonna feck me arse, okay? I don't need you lot to be involved!"
A familiar voice, one that brightened up Becky's Irish eyes, protruded from the crowd of Raw wrestlers. "What's this about Becky getting her ass fucked?" Lynch smiled, and rose from the bench before dropping to her knees. It was Ronda. Alexa practically froze where she was standing.
Becky, like a small child looking to tattle on another, spouted, "Mistress, Lexi was tryin' to make me bottom fer her! But I told 'er! I told 'er me bum belongs to ye!"
Ronda, who'd been wearing a relatively neutral expression, frowned. Lexi had recognized her voice as well and, as such, hadn't turned around to meet her rival, face to face, not wanting to poke the bear. That didn't stop The Rowdy One from addressing the biggest thorn in her side.
"Sneaking around, trying to snatch away my whores again, are we, Bliss?"
Lexi scoffed, "Me? Sneaking? No, I'd never, you know that, Ronda!"
"Cut the shit, Bliss! I know what you were trying to pull!"