It was just another day at the Jeffersonian Institute where Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan and her team worked together with the FBI on solving particularly tough cases using modern forensic techniques. Dr Brennan and her colleague Dr Zack Addy were currently in the middle of the autopsy on another poor victim of a vicious crime and attempted to reconstruct the circumstances which led to his death.
"Multiple stab wounds in the upper torso," Brennan stated matter-of-factly, always keeping a professional attitude even in the face of the most violent crimes.
"Seems like it was a crime of passion," Zack added in the similarly detached manner, remembering too late that Dr Brennan doesn't care about assumptions.
"We're not here to speculate about the motives, Dr Addy," she said admonishingly, continuing to work on the victim's body.
"Of course, Dr Brennan, I apologize," Zack replied quickly before adding, "Seems like there is something wrong with the victim's penis."
"What do you mean by 'something wrong'?" Bones asked quizzically, intrigued by the vagueness of her co-worker's statement.
"I mean... it's gone," Zack responded definitely grabbing Brennan's attention, who decided to investigate herself.
"It was cut off at the root, together with the scrotum," she said unfazed, "We should inform Booth so his team could search for it."
"I'll do that right away, Dr Brennan," Zack said before asking, "What would make a person do such a thing?"
Bones glared at him again before responding wryly:
"You know what I think about psychology, Dr Addy," she said with a cold stare in her eyes, "But from my experience, passion makes people do such things."
"I wouldn't know..." Zack trailed off before leaving the room to make a phone call.
His response piqued Brennan's curiosity, but she tried her best not to think about it and focus on the work at hand. Still, the autopsy was mostly finished by that point, at least until the missing organ was found, so she set to wrapping it up and returning the corpse to the fridge. As she took off her goggles and let her hair run freely again, Zack came back into the room.
"Booth says they found the missing penis and are sending it over," he told his colleague before adding, "According to him, the organ is... 'above average size', at least that's how he put it.'
"I'm not sure what he means by that," Bones said nonchalantly, but her natural curiosity led her to ask, "Would you say your penis is above average, Dr Addy?"
Zack found himself caught from the left field and flabbergasted by that question, but still did his best to stammer:
"I... I don't know, Dr Brennan... why would you ask me that?"
"It is a perfectly logical question, Dr Addy," Bones said giving him an inquisitive look with her beautiful green eyes, "You mentioned earlier you don't know much when it comes to passion, so I found it intriguing."
"What do you mean by 'intriguing', Dr Brennan?" Zack asked, his curiosity now awoken as well, as he wondered what kind of mindflow would lead his usually indifferent co-worker to pose such a personal question.
"The size of the man's penis is directly related to his sex life, of course," she replied unmoved by the obviously uncomfortable position she put Zack in, "The women are naturally more attracted to males with larger reproductive organs, it is an anthropological fact."
Zack blushed and stammered again before finally finding the words to reply:
"That wasn't my experience," he replied curtly and then added visibly embarrassed, "I'm still a virgin."
"Oh, I understand," Bones said with what seemed like compassion in her eyes and voice, "If you want, maybe I could help you with that?"
The young man nearly fainted from those words, hardly being able to believe he heard that right.
"You mean... you would..." he stammered before finally mustering the strength to ask, "Have sex with me?"
"It's just sex," Brennan responded with a shrug, "And I happen to be very good at it, it's mere science after all."
It took Zack only a couple of seconds to decide on that once-in-a-lifetime offer, but he had no plans of refusing - after all, Dr Brennan was a strong, beautiful woman and it would be a lie if he said he never entertained such fantasies.
"Where do you want us to do it, Dr Brennan... here?" he asked with a concern in his voice, still not convinced he understood exactly what was being offered to him.
"Of course, this is a teaching institution after all," Bones replied matter-of-factly, moving closer to the confused young man, "And you can call me Temperance, at least while we're having sex."
What happened next rocked poor Zack's world from the foundations as Brennan kneeled in front of him and without a single word unbuttoned his pants, deftly sliding them down to the floor together with his underwear.
"As I suspected, you in fact have an above average size penis," Bones said like she was giving a lecture as she examined the dick that was now in her skilful hands.
"Thank you, Dr Br- Temperance," Zack quickly corrected himself as he remembered what he was told just a few moments earlier, still not being able to believe the sight in front of his very eyes.
"You don't have to thank me, I was simply stating a fact," Temperance said somewhat coldly as she still eyed the impressive cock in her possession before adding, "I am extremely prolific in the art of fellatio by the way, so you will definitely enjoy this, but you can thank me later."
And with those words, Brennan inhaled almost half of Zack's dick in her warm mouth in one forceful move, immediately starting to stimulate the head of the penis with her tongue without a moment's hesitation, causing the young man to gasp and mutter under his breath:
"Dr Brennan, please..." he said as the sweat was already starting to form on his forehead, "If you go on like that, I'm gonna cum in seconds!"
Bones took the cock out of her mouth for a few moments and eyed Zack suspiciously, telling him:
"That's my objective Zack, this is supposed to be a lesson and not a sexual encounter."
"I... I understand... but..."
"There is no reason for it to last longer than what's absolutely necessary, or make the whole thing romantic," she added calmly as she still held his cock in a tight grip, making it impossible for the poor guy to object.
"That sounds... reasonable..." Zack said far from convinced, but who was he to complain when confronted with such bulletproof logic, especially when the woman making these statements was in the middle of giving him the first blowjob of his entire life.
"Then we can continue," Bones responded simply as she engulfed the first few inches of Zack's cock again proceeding to give him an amazing blowjob that had him on the verge of spurting right there and then.
Temperance bobbed her head up and down his dick, only stopping again briefly so she could state to the bewildered young man: