My name is Steve Lund I've been a bodyguard for celebrities for the last 15 years and in my time I saw some crazy shit. I've seen celebrities having threesomes, foursomes, orgies, all lesbian orgies, all those amazing things, but there is one night during my career that I will never forget.
I was working for Lindsay Lohan in the summer of 2004, this was in July just after she had turned 18, we were in Chicago on a tour promoting a movie she had been in and she had decided to go out for the night. Being the guy back at the hotel, I expected a quiet night. Around 1 am though Lindsay had decided to come back to the hotel, she wasn't having any luck with the boys and apparently cops were showing up at the party she was at so our guys got her out of there before anything stupid happened. When Lindsay stumbled into the room completely drunk, she yelled for everyone to leave. I started out of the room, but she grabbed my elbow and told me to hold on. The other guys left and Lindsay started to take off clothes, starting with her already tiny partially see through shirt.
"You know" she slurred "You are like the hottest of the guards I've seen
I nodded to her, I wasn't sure what to say.
"Do you like my tits?" she asked, removing her bra and grabbing her breasts, I hesitated with my answer and she quickly demanded an answer of me.
"Well?!" she nearly yelled.
"Yes, of course I like them Ms. Lohan, they are perfect" I replied truthfully, although I wasn't, making much of this I had been shown and asked to judge body parts before. However the next question took me off guard