It was a cold October night in Davenport, Iowa, the baseball season was well and truly over and I was making ends meet delivering pizza for a buddy. I did the night shift because I was still working out every day at the gym, sometimes twice.
With all that work my slim six-foot frame was looking in great shape. I've got particularly good pectorals, great buns and washboard abs, as they say.
I've also got a healthy love muscle, seven and a half inches, uncut, but despite the fact that I was a horny, single, 20-year-old male, it wasn't getting as near a good work-out as the rest of my body. Something to do with Davenport, I guess.
It was closing in on midnight when my boss and my buddy gave me the last order. It was for a standard capriciosa to be delivered to a motel by the Mississippi.
"You'll find a bright red Dodge Viper parked outside the customer's apartment," I was told, "name of Blake Mitchell."
Blake Mitchell! In the words of romance writers, my heart leapt! OK, so Blake was one of those either-sex names, but the Blake Mitchell I knew of was one helluva foxy lady.
I'd drooled over her magnificent tits, stunning arse, lovely brunette hair and beautiful face on countless websites. I didn't know if she was still in the porn industry - she's got to be in her early 40s now - but she was one of those mature women who make some younger men drool! A fox, a mature fox!
On the way, I kept telling myself to calm down. This Blake Mitchell would turn out to be a 50-year-old, out-of-town underwear salesman with a bald head and nicotine-stained teeth.
And all the way there I was praying "Make it the big bazooka Blake, please!"
Clocks around town were chiming midnight when I parked alongside the Viper, at the extreme end unit and walked to the door.
It was answered by a woman with luscious brunette hair, deep brown eyes you could drown in, full cock-sucking red lips and a little red satin wrap, which just came below her pussy level. Her thighs were full, her calves stunning and she was barefoot. I guessed her height at five feet four inches, her bust at around 36 inches and her age at about 43.
Yup, it was Blake Mitchell!
She gave me a wonderful smile and opened the door wide. "Come on in, Pizza Boy," she said, "can you open a bottle of wine?"
"Sure," I said, trying to suck back the drool I felt rising in my mouth.
"Put the pizza on the table, while I fetch a plate, rip the top off that bottle of French red and then help yourself to a beer. There's some local crap and some Heineken. You do drink, don't you, Pizza Boy?"
I nodded, my senses reeling. "Certainly, ma'am," I told her.
"Cut the 'ma'am' crap," she laughed, "my name's Blake."
I removed the cork from her French red - a Chateau Lafite, no less - and poured a glass of wine, then went to the fridge and removed a Heineken. I ignored the Davenport beer - if you've ever drunk any you'll know why.
Blake was tucking into the capriciosa when I rejoined her in the main room. She looked totally relaxed, so I blurted out: "It's a pleasure to meet you, ma'am - I've often enjoyed looking at pictures of you on the net!"
"Oh, so you've heard of me?" she asked, sipping on the Chateau Lafite. "And cut out the 'ma'am' stuff, I won't tell you again,"
"You're one of my favourite women," I answered, totally honestly. "You've got the greatest body."
"You're not so bad looking yourself, Pizza Boy," she laughed. "What do you do to keep in shape?"
I sucked again on the cold Heineken. "I work out every day and during the season I'm the second-string shortstop for the local ball club, the Quad Cities River Bandits," I told her.
I thought she was going to choke on her pizza. "The Quad City River Bandits? Whatta fuckin' stupid name for a ball club," she snorted. Then she grinned at me: "So you're the Derek Jeter of Davenport, eh?"
"I'm not fit to hand him his glove," I confessed, again totally honestly. Then, to change the subject, I asked: "And what brings you to Davenport?"
Blake sipped again at her glass, then re-filled it. "I was here for a couple of days on a PSE," she explained.
"What's a PSE?" I asked, sliding into an easy chair and trying not to ogle her lovely legs too much.
"Stands for 'Porn Star Experience'," she explained. "People with a lot of money pay well to enjoy a kiss and cuddle session with a pornstar. It's an easy way to make a bit extra."
Then she stretched and I realised she must be tired. "Do you want me to go?" I asked, dreading an answer in the affirmative.
"Hell no," she grinned, "you're the first man under 50 I've seen in two days - stick around." Then she eyed me coolly. "In fact, model for me, show me that fine cut body you work on at the gym every day, Mr Shortstop!"
I thought I was going to faint, but I put the Heineken on the table, beside the rather more expensive bottle, and pulled off my T-shirt.