This is, unfortunately, a completely fictional story. Read the tags and if you don't like it, look for something you like.
I spent practically three years being used as actress Kaley Cuoco's personal bathroom. Occasionally, I have had this kind of conversation with some of the guest actresses. Everything changed at the end of the fourth season.
My birthday coincidentally fell on the last day of shooting for Aarti Mann, who played the character Priya. I had fallen in love with her at first sight; Kaley knew this and liked it.
"Did you think that Indian ass smells better than mine?" She used to ask while farting in my face.
I was getting ready to leave when my boss and my fish came towards me.
"Hi, Max. Happy birthday," I heard Penny's actress say and then we hugged.
"Thanks".
We were free in less than a minute.
"Congratulations", it was Priya's turn to say in her beautiful Indian accent. She made sure to hold on as long as possible.
"I know I haven't been an easy boss all these years, but that's because I truly believe in your potential. You were the only interviewee who managed to eat my farts without throwing up.
Anyway, Aarti and I have been talking and I think you deserve some reward for taking such good care of me.