Birthday Boy

This is, unfortunately, a completely fictional story. Read the tags and if you don't like it, look for something you like.

I spent practically three years being used as actress Kaley Cuoco's personal bathroom. Occasionally, I have had this kind of conversation with some of the guest actresses. Everything changed at the end of the fourth season.

My birthday coincidentally fell on the last day of shooting for Aarti Mann, who played the character Priya. I had fallen in love with her at first sight; Kaley knew this and liked it.

"Did you think that Indian ass smells better than mine?" She used to ask while farting in my face.

I was getting ready to leave when my boss and my fish came towards me.

"Hi, Max. Happy birthday," I heard Penny's actress say and then we hugged.

"Thanks".

We were free in less than a minute.

"Congratulations", it was Priya's turn to say in her beautiful Indian accent. She made sure to hold on as long as possible.

"I know I haven't been an easy boss all these years, but that's because I truly believe in your potential. You were the only interviewee who managed to eat my farts without throwing up.

Anyway, Aarti and I have been talking and I think you deserve some reward for taking such good care of me.

The three of us headed to Mrs. Cuoco's apartment. The two took off their clothes as soon as they arrived and went to the bedroom; I went to the bathroom first to wash my face.

I got to the room and they were both laughing.

"Look, the birthday boy finally decided to show up. Come here!"

I sat on the bed between the two beauties. Kaley unbuttoned my shirt while Aarti worried about freeing my penis.

"Oh, my God!", the dark-haired goddess exclaimed upon seeing my erect snake. "It's much bigger than my husband's."

"He's bigger than most of my exes. That's one of the reasons I chose him", she told me and then her sweet lips connected with mine.

"So, was it good?", she asked, breaking the kiss; I just nodded my head in the affirmative with a stupid smile on my face.

The blonde deity gently laid me down on the bed and positioned herself so that her white ass was just a few centimeters from my face. Her anus contracted and then the violent blast hit me full on.

"You prefer that, right? I practically pay you to make your school dream come true, right?

"Wow, my farts taste disgusting," she said after giving me one more kiss. For some completely mysterious reason and I doubt any of you know why, this one was much shorter." If I didn't know how much you loved my ass, I would give you a raise."

The golden-haired woman couldn't be more correct; I loved that ass - not her, let's be clear.

With Aarti things were different. I knew pretty quickly that she was married; I couldn't help it. I kept little contact, but I know she noticed my looks and I had the impression she returned them.

I came, it was inevitable.

"So much cum," Kaley jumped off the bed and stood next to Aarti. "Are you well?"

The glorious Indian spit a considerable amount of milk onto the floor before responding.

"More or less. I didn't expect so much cum; I couldn't swallow it all."

"Don't worry, girl. My boy came a lot; more than usual even. I would have a hard time drinking all that milk too. You can compensate in another way."

Now it was Aarti's turn to sit on his face to fire her toxic blasts. His farts smelled like curry; so spicy that my eyes burned. Her farts weren't as loud or long as her co-star's, but they stunk a lot more.

"I know my gas smells really bad, but I can't think of anything better. I wish I had met you before I got married, but at least I can give you this gift before I leave the show."

She let out one more noxious blast and then nothing else. His gas was gone for today.

Continue working with Kaley for a few more years and we'll have more moments like this. As for Aarti, we only saw each other a few times afterwards, but they were all memorable.

Unlike Tichina's case, this particular story takes place in a world where women fart a lot, all the time and anywhere. The marriage criteria itself is based on this.

More loose stories from this universe will come - As with other universes with peculiar rules. Stay tuned for future updates.