Chapter 3
Scott Quittman came to again after passing out once more, only to find that he had company. Rhonda Walker, nee Volmer. What was she doing there? What did she want, anyway? The last that Scott knew, Rhonda was a widow doing the best to make do in the wake of Verlan's murder by Alby Grant. Her late marriage had been a mixed bag, ending even more tragically than his. All that he, Scott, had to face was divorce. Rhonda, like Sarah's three mothers, had been bereft of her husband, the man whom she loved.
"Rhonda? What do you want?" Scott growled, being in no mood to listen to her complaints, in spite of his empathy for her...
Rhonda had been a beast for the short time that he let her crash with him at Sarah's behest. The last thing that Scott wanted was to actually spend time with her if he could avoid it. As he recalled, Rhonda had exposed Barb Henrickson, Sarah's mother, as a polygamist wife, costing her any chance at the Mother of the Year award for which she was nominated by Teenie.
"I came because... I felt badly... because... I should have warned you that Heather and Sarah were lesbos. I certainly knew or suspected it about Heather. I wasn't sure about Sarah, but she was always chummy with Heather, and well, dykes of a feather," Rhonda exhibited a bit of snark in her very nasty mood.
"Go ease your conscience somewhere else, Rhonda. I still haven't forgotten what you did to Sarah's mother. That was nasty and uncalled for... and the way that you treated me was shabby as hell when I let you crash with me. I haven't forgiven you for that, either. So, go, do your little sassy, holier than thou routine somewhere else. I don't need it. I need to move on with my life, but I'm depressed as fuck right now. And I haven't even been released from the hospital yet. How did you get in, anyway?" Scott snapped at her now.
"I brought you here and convinced them that I'm your wife. So, deal with it. I'm going to let you crash with me for a while. And if I were you, I'd go along with it, because if you don't, you might not get out of the hospital as soon as you like. They know that they can't discharge you entirely on your own power, after all," Rhonda scoffed, making Scott red with embarrassment and sheer frustration.
"Damn it, Rhonda! Oh, okay for now... it's not like I have a wife or girlfriend or anything. And you're not exactly jailbait anymore, are you?" Scott shrugged, wanting out of the hospital sooner rather than later... so he could figure out what to do about little Bill.
His son.
Named after his father-in-law, the late polygamist state senator and entrepreneur William "Bill" Henrickson. His son, named by his estranged, unfaithful wife, who had once gotten jealous over his other ladies. Yeah, what a joke that now appeared in hindsight. But, to be fair, she was a very different girl back then, sheltered, prudish, more uptight by far than she was now. Not that it did him much good once she loosened up, since she went for her best friend and they became lovers, after all.
"Excuse me, Mrs. Quitman, but visiting hours are over. Your husband will probably be released in the morning, but for tonight, we just need a bit more observation. Come by in the morning to pick him up, okay?" the nurse who had taken over Scott's care dismissed Rhonda for the night.
"Very well, then. I will see you in the morning. Oh, and Nurse, Kelly, is it, if another woman shows up and claims to be his wife, she is. Sarah Quitman. She's my sister-wife, though she can't admit it in public. We're polygamists, Scott, Sarah, and I. You might remember her. Her father was Bill Henrickson, former owner of Home Plus," Rhonda cleverly covered her ass with a very helpful, even convenient explanation for if Sarah disputed her wifely status.
"And if a woman named Heather shows up, she's a sister-wife, too. Just not one on my good side," Scott responded by tying up another loose end.
"Just how many wives do you have, honey?" Kelly teased Scott, not at all as judgmental as he feared over what was, after all, a lie.
"Just those three, and at the rate things are going, I might be an involuntary monogamist pretty soon. There's a reason that I fainted, you know. Bad news. Very bad news on the marital front," Scott thought as Rhonda blew him a very convincing kiss.
If he didn't know what a lying, acting, narcissistic sociopath she really was, of course. Whatever Sarah's and Heather's vices, at least they weren't vicious cunts like Rhonda Walker. Sure, she was taking him, but Scott was still suspicious of her motives. What was the little heifer up to, anyway? He supposed that he had no choice but to find out.
Well, well, lesbos, it's time for my revenge on both of you. Just you wait until I marry Scott and have his babies... lots of them. And you have to see what a good man you threw away in each of your cases... with him and with Ben. I'll find a lady... or two for him, since he does believe in the Principle, deep down where it counts. And now, so do I again... and I'll just have to guide Scott into it. That would be the ultimate revenge on both of you, to have the men that you rejected uphold the very principle that you so much despise.
I just wish that I hadn't discouraged plural marriage with Verlan. If ever a man deserved plural wives, it was my Verlan. He was worth far more than I ever knew. He saved me. He saved me. Many times over.
Chapter 4
Ben Henrickson awoke again to a bit of a headache, to put it rather mildly. Nor was he alone, of course. He was still in bed with Ana, and he had clear signs of a hangover now. He wasn't used to drinking, and yet Ana had plied him over the course of the night with a bit of strong Serbian brandy. Oh, damn, no wonder she drew Dad to her like a moth to a flame... she could be rather intoxicating herself.
"Well, well, my sleepy boy! How are you, darling? So handsome, such a stud, in fact! Your father was quite the man, even if we couldn't make it work out with our very different ideas of marriage, but you, my dear boy, you are a real treat! Now, now, don't get out of bed yet, dear! We have a lot of time to enjoy each other. A lot more time, dear!" Ana kissed his face repeatedly and stroked his hair.