"I'm just going to pop into the shower," he remarked, "I promise I won't be long."
Penny stood by the kitchen bench of the apartment watching as Leonard strode away from her before he suddenly stopped turning around on the spot to face her.
"I'll just say sorry now for having to leave you alone with Sheldon" he added.
"I'm right here you know" Sheldon protested as he raised his eyes for just a split second from the comic book he held in his hands.
"I know that's why I said it" Leonard remarked.
"Oh Sheldon is OK aren't you Sheldon if you take him in only small doses" Penny replied.
Sheldon shot them both a stern look of disapproval.
Leonard let out a small chuckle as he turned on the spot heading for the bathroom. Penny looked on as the door to the bathroom closed softly behind him.
"We're only joking Sheldon," Penny consoled him as she began to rummage through the cupboards until she found the honey and a box of oatmeal, "Do you want me to make you some breakfast?"
Sheldon peered at Penny for just a moment from his spot on the leather couch watching intently as she silently moved to and fro in the kitchen area of the apartment. Barefoot she wore a pair of skintight leggings that he noted accentuated her perfectly well toned ass and shapely legs, a tank top that seemed a size too small that clung to every natural curve of her body showing off her rather well endowed chest area. The golden strands of her hair tied up in a ponytail seem to whip across her tanned neck and backside as she moved.
He had hidden it well he thought as over the last few weeks the now unavoidable fact that he had begun to see why Leonard had been so attracted, so hooked on this beautiful interloper in their lives from across the hall. A smile broke out on his face as he rose from the couch deciding there and then that he would repay their years of mocking, teasing and outright backstabbing. The devil inside him had finally bubbled to the surface and he had decided to have some fun.
"Why yes thank you Penny," he replied moving closer, "I would love some breakfast."
Biding his time he waited for the right moment content for now to look on as she poured the hot oatmeal into a bowl. Wisps of steam rose from the bowl as he began to edge closer to her trying not to arouse or attract suspicion.
"Do you want honey on your oatmeal?" Penny asked
"Yes please" he answered moving until he stood directly behind her.
Penny noticed that he was standing closer to her than normal but thought nothing of it dismissing out of hand as another one of his strange eccentricities. It was only when his body brushed up against hers pushing her forcibly against the edge of the counter that alarm bells started to ring.
"Sheldon?" she questioned.
He did not offer a reply as Penny felt his hand brush against her ass before sliding between her legs his fingers rubbing with what seemed deliberate intent against the fabric of her leggings. Her instinctive reaction was to close her legs shut on his hand as it began to move with brutal efficiency against her crotch area.
She could not help but let a small moan escape from her lips trying in vain to break free but his hold was too strong
"Shel- Sheldon," she nervously stammered feeling his free hand slide underneath her tank top gliding downwards along the smooth skin of her abdomen before sliding effortlessly under the top of her leggings, "What are you doing?"
He smiled broadly when his probing fingers encountered only skin sliding inside her his fingers at first pumping slowly in between the soft wet skin of her pussy before gradually and teasingly picking up the pace. "No panties what a good girl!" he cheekily thought to himself.
Penny squirmed and writhed uselessly against his strong hold his fingers seemingly sliding deeper inside her leaving her breathless and yet strangely excited.
"Where in hell did you learn how to do that Sheldon?" she managed to get out between breaths her upper body now leaning back against him a distinctive bulge clearly visible where under her leggings where his fingers slid, probed and pumped with increasing frequency between her legs.
"I googled it!" he replied sincerely his free hand grabbing her by the neck catching her by totally and completely unawares when his lips met hers meshing together in a sloppy version of a passion filled kiss. Amazingly she felt herself responding in kind her tongue darting inside his mouth finding herself caught up in the situation.
"Leonard shower catch us no Sheldon" her words come out in staccato like bursts as she felt her legs start to bend and wilt from under her as his pumping fingers repeatedly found their mark.
"No matter," he replied in a matter of fact fashion, "I have calculated that on Tuesdays Leonard takes his time in the shower and getting ready for what he thinks is my benefit and yours so we have approximately eighteen point two minutes."
"Eighteen minutes?" she questioned, "To do what?"
"Coitus" he simply replied.
The word resounded in her head bouncing about like a bullet ricocheting around the room. It had hardly registered in her ears when he pulled his hand free from under her leggings to find herself turned roughly on the spot to face him. A simple push of his hand on her shoulders was all it took to drop her down onto her knees.
Penny sucked in a few deep breaths in a bid to recover her senses dumbfounded and confused beyond belief as she was at what was happening. She looked his fingers fumbling around with the zip of his beige colored trousers for a few seconds expecting him to shout 'Bazinga!' as was his usual finale to his perverted sense of humor. It did not come however having a front row seat as his hand pulled his already erect shaft from his briefs.
It wobbled just in front of her eyes as a nervous lump descended slowly down her throat. It was not as big as most of the male sex organs she had encountered but it wasn't that small either.
"Now comes the oral part of the morning," he snickered his usual short five second version of a laugh, "open up and say ahhh!"
The head of his cock rubbed against her lips resisting his first attempts to slide it into her mouth eventually finding her will to resist crumbling away. Penny opened her mouth allowing Sheldon to slide the full length of his shaft inside only to instantly pull it straight out. A thin gossamer thin strand of saliva attached itself to his shaft dissolving instantly a few seconds later when slammed his shaft back into her mouth.
Her head was instantly forced back against the kitchen island her hands reacting by pushing against his thighs as he pumped his shaft into her mouth using small minute movements of his hips. "Sheldon Cooper is fucking my mouth, Sheldon Cooper is fucking my goddamn mouth" the words she never expected to say in a million years swirled around her confused mind like a tape playing in a never ending loop.
"I'll have you know I practiced using two tightly bound pillows for hours at a time," he exclaimed his hands holding the sides of her head as he pumped his shaft down her throat with hardly a letup, "but who knew it could feel this wonderful!"
Saliva running in little streams from the corners of her mouth the apartment resounded with the highly distinctive glug, glug' sounds intermingled with an occasional deep throat gargle and the slap of human flesh colliding. Penny let a surprised squeal out when pulling his shaft from her mouth he bodily lifted her to her feet bending her at the waist over the kitchen island.
"No time to waste," he exclaimed, "running behind schedule!"
She could feel his hands on her rear when his fingers hooked onto the hem of her leggings pulling them almost seductively down over her ass and down her legs leaving them all bunched and rolled up at her ankles. His foot tapped at each of her feet in a vain and futile attempt to spread them further apart.
"Latest research suggests feet must be at least a meter apart to promote better penetration, better arousal and more frequent and stronger orgasms" he spouted in his monosyllabic and monotonous tone of voice.
"Sheldon! Sheldon! What," Penny had only a brief chance to look over her shoulder catching a glimpse of his smiling face when he slid his cock inside her and began to pump. The sound of his heavy unadulterated exhaling flooding into her ears his hands grabbing a hold of the bare skin of her hips fucking her like a man possessed.
Her back arching in response she was forced to use her hands to push back against the kitchen island in reaction to his more than manic fucking.
"She ldo n please" her words came out almost as a stutter with her mouth trying to form the words the split second available in between each of his thrusts.
"You don't like me coitising you?" he asked slowing down to a more manageable pace.
"Yes yes," Penny exclaimed feeling his cock slowly thrust inside her, "the word is fucking not coitising so if you are going to do me in front of Leonard in his apartment at least get your facts straight!"
"I apologize wholeheartedly," he replied, "Do you want me to fuck you?"
