Raj met with the group before Anu arrived. He wanted a seat for the two of them. He didn't want her sitting on the floor as he always did. They ended up on the sofa chair and the chair beside his. The rest of the group, none wanting to sit on the floor ended up in their partner's lap.
On the way back from Leonard's apartment to take Anu home, she dropped a bomb on his lap. "I think we should have sex!"
Raj was shocked and nearly crashed the car. He recovered and stammered, "I agree, we should have sex, but can I leave my shirt on, I had way too many dumplings."
She giggled, "No, not today, but if we are going to be married, I believe we should make sure we are compatible. How about this weekend? I can get us a room at my hotel." She knew the bombshell she was going to drop in his lap and knew the best way to reveal her circumstances about her extra plumbing.
He chuckled, "We can order a bunch of room service, because I'm not eating anything between now and the weekend."
She chuckled, "Aw, are you worried?"
He scoffed, "I am not worried, if anything, I'm overconfident, edging into smug."
She rolled her eyes, "I'm sure it's gonna be fine."
He began to panic, "Oh, it's gonna be better than fine. Trust me, I've had no complaints."
She smiled back, "That's good to know."
"I've had questions, comments, some constructive criticism, but no complaints.
The next day Raj went to talk to Leonard, "I don't know how else to say this but, um, Anu and I are going to have sex tonight."
Leonard turned to him, "So, is this the first time?"
He nodded slowly and stretched it out, Yeahhhhhhhh!"
"How are you feeling about it?"
"Uh...to be honest, I'm pretty anxious. I mean, this is the women I'm marrying. What if it's no good? Do we break up? Do we sign on for a lifetime of mediocre sex?"
Leonard tried to comfort him, "Don't put so much pressure on it. It's always a little awkward in the beginning. I remember the first time I slept with Penny."
Raj questioned him, "It was bad?"
He chuckled, "It was awesome. I will replay it in my head until the day I die."
Howard was there, "Well, if it helps, I was really nervous my first time with Bernie. Mostly because I was worried my mom would walk in."
Leonard looked to Howard, "Did she?"
He nodded, "Yea—Yeah!"
He wanted another opinion and went over to see Bernadette. Penny was there too and he asked the same question.
Bernie scoffed, "I'll tell you one thing, lock the fucking door!"
Both Bernie and Penny knew Anu's secret and Anu contacted her. She wanted her there to help with the situation and Penny jumped in, "Yeah, Raj, you're gonna be fine. As a matter of fact, to lighten the mood, Anu asked me if I would be there, you know, if either of you needed any advise. Look, she's probably nervous too, that's one of the reasons she wants me there. I can leave after you two get going, so what do you think?"
He was shocked, "I didn't know you two were that intimate, I'm not sure it's a good idea."
Bernadette scoffed, "Oh she's intimate with her, I know first hand and trust me, you'll be happy she'll be there. One other thing, what if you're great and she's bad?"
He rolled his eyes and took another sip of his wine, "How can she be bad?"
Penny chuckled, "Raj women can be bad at sex too. Especially someone like her."
He chuckled, "No, that's silly." Luckily he missed the part about her being different. "Okay, you can be there, but once we get going, please if I usher you out, please leave."
She chuckled, "Oh, I think you'll want me there, especially for the unveiling."
The night arrived and Raj was pacing back and forth. He pulled out his phone and dialed it up, "Hey, Penny, I need your help. I am freaking out."
Penny knew this was gonna happen and he thought he was freaking out now, wait until she undressed. She was already in the elevator on the way up She just finished speaking with Anu and she too was freaking out. For once Penny was the only person not freaking out. When it came to sex, Penny was a semi-pro and she should become a sex therapist., "Okay Raj, I'm almost there, is she there yet?" She knew she wasn't, but didn't wanna give it away.
"No, I got her first, you know, get the lay of the land, sorta. The room is amazing, huge bed."
"Look Raj, sex isn't the most important thing in a relationship. My first time with Leonard was nothing to write home about."
He was shocked, "Really?"
"Yeah, but you know, over time, it got better."
He stood up from the bed as he heard a tapping on the door, "So, practice makes perfect." He opened the door and Penny was standing there.
She scoffed, "Well, practice makes better." She closed the door behind her and stood before him. She was dressed in a very, very short shirt dress. It was unbuttoned a couple buttons and they ran all the way to the hem of the dress.
His phone chimed and he freaked out, "Oh my God, oh my God, she on her way up." He stopped to stare at Penny and he chuckled, "You're naked under that dress, aren't you?"
She giggled, "Why mess with perfection, this way, I can join the action easily if need be. She turned quickly and her long hair that was in a high ponytail slapped Raj in her face.
There was a buzz on the door lock and Anu entered the room. She looked shocked seeing Penny there, "Well, I wasn't expecting you here, are you gonna join in on the festivities?"
Penny chuckled, "Only if I'm needed, I'm gonna take a seat over there in the corner, go ahead you two, entertain me. Just remember have fun." She looked to Raj, "Remember not everyone is the same, just be open-minded."
Anu came over to Raj and took his hand in hers. She took a seat at the foot of the bed, pulling him beside her. She was dressed in a two piece solid black skirt suit. The jacket had a zipper from neckline to hem and it was already drawn down to show a little cleavage. Her long, chocolate brown hair was flowing around her shoulders, resting on her large breasts and was swaying about in thick waves. She grinned at him, her lips were painted a bright red and her dark eyes bore into his.
He quickly hopped up and popped open the champagne that was chilling in the bucket. He poured out three glasses and handed one to Anu and one to Penny. He downed his quickly and refilled his glass. He was calming down and sat beside her. He took her hands in his and raising them to his lips, he kissed them, one at a time and when he reached the large pinky, he sucked it into his mouth.
Anu let out a gasp and throwing her head back, her long hair swished back and forth across the turned down bed. "That is very erotic Raj, nice start." She reached for his vest and with nimble fingers, she got it open and with one swift motion, his jacket and vest were lying crumpled on the floor.