The gang was sitting around Leonard and Penny's apartment eating Italian food. Howard was shoveling it in as fast as he could. He only had three minutes till he had to fast for twelve hours. He was set to go in the next morning for a vasectomy.
Sheldon was busy reading an article on his phone. He saw that they were rebooting the Professor Proton show. He knew without a doubt he would be the best suited to play his idol.
After Howard's vasectomy, he was laid-up in bed for two to three days. Bernie was waiting on him hand and foot. She came into the bedroom after he was settled in and told him to rest. She had nearly a dozen stops to make, one being her check-up at the doctor's office.
Later that day, Sheldon was devastated, he found out that Wil Wheaton got the part of Professor Proton and he was impossible to be around.
Back at the Wolowitz household, Howard was staggering out of the bathroom as Bernadette returned from her outing. It seems the doctor told her she was overdoing things and was restricted to bed-rest.
The two of them were stuck there together. Bernie was happy, she got to catch-up with her reading, but Howard was miserable.
Penny came to visit them and just as she got there, the baby monitor came to life, Halley was crying and Howard struggled to get up, Penny chimed in; "I thought Raj was here to help?"
"No he had to work."
Penny stopped him. "Well, hey, I can get the baby."
Bernie was unsure of Penny with the baby, "No, Howie's got it. He's fine, right Howie?"
He cried out in pain as he tried getting up, "Never better!"
Penny rolled her eyes, "Don't be silly, I'll take the rest of the day off and watch Halley for you."
Bernie was still unsure, "Or we could call Stuart. I'm sure he could close-up the store, hop on the bus and be here in no time."
Howard looked up at Penny, "He does love the bus."
Penny was catching on, "Okay, hang on. You guys don't trust me to take care of your baby?"
They both chuckled and replied, "NO!" Howard looked to Bernie, "So, I guess, no." He let out a long sigh.
Penny had her hands on her hips, "WOW!"
Bernie felt bad, "It's not that we don't trust you, it's just, you don't seem like much of a baby person."
She pointed her finger at Bernie and blurted out, "Hey! Hey, hey, I can watch your stupid baby, okay? If she cries, I will pick her up. If she's hungry, I'll give her a bottle. And if she poops, I'll light some incense."
Howard looked to Bernie, "It would be a big help."
Bernie looked to Penny, "Okay, thank you."
She stood over them, "Trust me; you guys have nothing to worry about. You know, back in Nebraska I raised all our baby pigs right until the day they were slaughtered. So, unless your baby's made of breakfast meat, she's fine."
Later Penny had Halley asleep while Howard watched television and Bernadette was working on her laptop. Penny came into the room and stood over them. She grinned down at Bernadette, "You know, I have an idea. How would you like to get back at Howard for fucking Amy over and over again in her lab?"
Bernadette closed her laptop and put it on her nightstand. "I don't know where this is going, but anything that begins with getting even with Howard always peeks my interest."
Penny stood over her and slowly unbuttoned her silky purple blouse. She tossed it to Howard and her bra quickly followed. She skimmed out of her slacks and just like her bra; her panties were tossed to Howard. She reached down and pulled back the covers covering the lower portion of Bernie's tiny body. She stood up, "I knew you were naked under that innocent, flowery top."
Bernie looked up at her, "How is this getting even with Howie?"
Penny reached out and unbuttoned Bernie's top and slipped it from her body. She tossed that to Howie too. She removed Bernadette's glasses and pulled at the two pigtails holding Bernie's hair in place. She smiled down at Bernie, "Just think, he's gonna be there in bed watching us have sex and he can't do anything about it. If he gets a hard-on, the pain will be so intense, it will drive him insane. He can't jerk-off and he'll have to suffer through it all."
Bernie giggled, "Oh Penny, you have a devious mind, I love it." She turned to Howie and chuckled, "Suffer, sucker!"
Penny crawled up the length of Bernie's lush body, making sure not to apply too much pressure to the baby bump showing more and more. She hovered over her and she dropped her hand down to her bare pussy and she lightly ran her fingers over her already moist pussylips.
Howie sat up, "Son-of-a-bitch, when the hell did you shave it all off?"
Bernie scoffed, "If you would pay more attention, you might have noticed and done something with it." She shivered when Penny touched her and she licked her lips and fell back against the large pillows behind her.
Penny straddled Bernie now, her legs folded on either side of Bernie's tiny body, and leaning down again, she pawed at her gentle folds. She stared up at Bernie and her hand drifted upward and cupped one of Bernie's large milk filled tits. She squeezed lightly, "Mmmm, you're so much larger than mine are."
Bernie closed her eyes and moaned lightly, "Oh, only because they are full of milk, otherwise, you are just as large. Mine seem larger because of my tiny body."
Howard cleared his throat, "Penny, Bernadette's right."
They both looked to him and shouted, "Shut up Howard!"
Penny placed the palm of her hand on one of Bernie's thighs and lowered her head until her face was inches form Bernie's sweet smelling pussy. She smiled when Bernie instantly parted her legs wider, giving Penny easier access to her pussy.
Bernie craned her neck and looked down at Penny between her large swaying tits. She locked eyes with the gorgeous green eyed blonde and when she saw her tongue slip from between her lips and make contact with her juicy cuntlips. She dropped her head back down to the bed and moaned as she felt Penny's first lick. It started at the base of her pussy, near the juice filled entrance, and then moved upwards along her slit until the tip of her talented tongue settled on her aching clit. She clutched at the sheets as she felt Penny giving her clit a slow, circular lashing. Bernadette couldn't contain her moans and they turned to louder groans as she arched her hips to meet her talented tongue.
Penny smiled up at her, "Is this what you wanted Bernie? Am I doing a good enough job to torture Howard?"
Bernie clutched at Penny's head and gasped out, "Oh my God, yes Penny, that's perfect, don't stop."
Penny was getting into it, "Mmmm, your pussy is so sweet tasting." She once again slipped her tongue up her entire slit, gathering up as much of the juices from Bernie's weeping pussy as she could get. She pursed her lips and pushed her bee-stung lips tight to her slick cuntlips. She kissed them, just like she would someone's mouth. Her tongue darted out and instead of fencing with another tongue, she darted it in and out of Bernie's tight hole. She locked her lips tight to Bernie's pussy and withdrawing her tongue, she sucked hard, nearly causing a vacuum and sucking the pool of juices from her pussy.
Bernie arched her back, forcing more of her pussy to Penny's mouth.