Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 25 (if there was one)
Author's note: The series continues with this season 7, episode 25A, if there was one. This is what would happen if there were extra episodes.
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Sheldon hopped on the train and headed east, the first stop was Las Vegas and he hurried off the train and headed to the nearest shopping center. He needed to purchase bedding and pajamas. He also wanted to find the nearest drug store and purchase toiletries seeing he left his toothbrush and other bathroom items at his apartment.
While in the shopping center he came across an old acquaintance. Several years ago, one of Penny's old friends from Nebraska came and stayed at her apartment. She ended up fucking Howard and continued as long as he brought her things and as soon as he stopped, she dropped him like a hot potato.
At the time, Sheldon was a virgin and having sex with a woman was the furthest thing in his mind. Now that he had left science in the rearview mirror, sex, especially with someone as hot as Christy was in the forefront.
She was the one who spotted him as he looked though several stacks of pajamas, "Hi, aren't you a friend of my girlfriend Penny from Omaha? I never forget a face and I'm sure you are one of her neighbors. I hooked up with one of her friends, I think his name was Howard, I remember him because he was my first Jew."
He looked her up and down and she looked familiar, but the way she was dressed, he was fooled. Even though she acted the same, slutty and looking for someone to buy her something, Sheldon felt a tingling in his loins and suddenly he saw what Howard saw, a gorgeous blonde with a body that wouldn't quit. Luckily for him, the train ticket he purchased allowed him to get on and get off at any stop over the next thirty days and was guaranteed a Pullman stateroom. He picked up the two closest pair of pajamas that were his size and walked over to the cashier. He stopped and turned to her, "Your name is Christy (Brooke D'Orsay), am I right?" He knew someone who looked like that was easy to remember, especially with his eidetic memory.
She hopped up and down on her spike high heels, "Yes, yes that's me. So tell me, how is Penny?"
He paid for his pajamas and grabbed his bag. "I was going to stop for something to eat. Can you recommend a restaurant where the food is good and the establishment is sanitary?"
She giggled, "I remember you now, you're the quirky guy and had a germ phobia, right? I know just the place; I can take you there if you're willing to treat me to a meal there too."
He scoffed, "I don't have a germ phobia, I just like eating at a place where I can have a meal without catching a disease. As for your choice; I'm a little leery seeing you choice of men include Howard Wolowitz. So I'll withhold offering you a meal till I see your choice of restaurants".
Christy was dressed in a brief, clinging black dress. It showed off her tiny, but very lush curves, from her tiny tight ass, and shapely legs to her tinier waist and for her breast size; that he had a tough time keeping his eyes off of.
Christy was enough of a leach to see how her body affected Sheldon and she led him to one of the classiest restaurants she knew. It would meet his approval, but the price of the meal would make his jaw drop.
Sheldon found the steakhouse more than acceptable and offered her to join him. He ordered hot tea, while Christy ordered a cocktail. The meal was perfect and he enjoyed her company more than he expected.
During the meal, he learned she was a showgirl and after several years here, she had become more refined and didn't act like the dumb blonde she was when she visited Pasadena several years ago. Christy kept in touch with Penny over the years and found out during their conversations that Sheldon, even though he wasn't very experienced, had one of the largest cocks she ever came in contact with.
As they finished up dinner; Christy thought about what Penny had said about him and she was curious to see if Penny was exaggerating or not. Christy stood up and reached out for his hand, "I know you've been on the train and love them, but I was wondering if you would like to spend the night in a stable bed."
He stood and looked down at her luscious body and knew he would have to explain to Amy why he spent the night with her. His dormant hormones awakened and took over. He nodded to the tiny blonde and ushered her out of the restaurant.
Once at the curbside, he hailed a cab and she blurted out her address and before long they were at her fashionable apartment. She hopped out and led him up to her place. She opened the door to her place and moved over to her wet bar. "Would you like a beverage, Sheldon? Penny told me you love Long Island Iced Tea, I can make it rather easily."
He took a seat at her bar, "That sounds tasty, Christy, but I've learned to stop at one. The last time she made them for me; I had several and made a total ass of myself in front of my good friend, Wil Wheaton."