Author's note: The series resets with this episode. Remember that as this story progresses, many times they resume the storyline as if never having sex before with each other. So is the case in this episode.
One of my readers requested adding pictures of the new characters, but this is not allowed by Literotica. When a new character is introduced, I will put in parenthesis the character's real name so you can look them up on the internet.
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The four guys were eating at the university cafeteria and discussing zombies and vampires. While doing this the university president, Dr. Siebert came over to them, "Hey, there's my favorite geniuses." He leaned over and put is arms around both Sheldon and Leonard, "How are we doing today?"
Sheldon cringed, not liking anyone touching him, "That depends. How much longer do you plan on fondling my shoulder?"
He pulls it off and straightened up, "Sorry, Dr. Cooper, I forgot you have a touch phobia."
"It's not a touch phobia, it's a germ phobia. If you'd like to put on latex gloves, I'll let you check me for a hernia."
Its Siebert turn to cringe, "Yeah, so listen, fellas, who's up for a little party this Saturday night? Open bar, good eats, might even be a few pretty girls."
Both Raj and Howard replied, "Sounds good, we're in."
Sheldon broke in, "Hold on, just because the nice man is offering you candy, it doesn't mean you should jump into his windowless van." He turned to Siebert, "What's the occasion?"
"Just a little fundraiser for the university."
Sheldon scoffs at him, "Aha, the tear-stained air mattress in the back of the van."
"I understand your reticence, Dr. Cooper. And I sympathize, but the facts are, we have to shake a few hands and kiss a few butts to raise money for our research."
Sheldon turns back to Siebert, "I don't care, it's demeaning and I refuse to be trotted out and shown off like a prize hog at the Texas State Fair."
Siebert has had enough of his nonsense, "All right, let me put it this way. You're gonna put on a suit, you're gonna come to this party and you're gonna explain your research to a bunch old people or I swear to God, I'll blind you with a hot spoon like they did to that little boy in Slumdog Millionaire."
Raj blurts out, "Ohh, you don't want that!"
Siebert straightens up, "So Saturday night, it's gonna be off the hook." He hugs Sheldon and leaves.
Raj is all smiles, "Oh boy, Tater Tots and a party invitation? What a great day!"
Saturday evening arrives and Penny is helping Leonard with his tie, but the underside is ten inches longer than the top side. "There you go."
He picks it up, "Are you sure this is right?"
"Yeah, just tuck that part in your pants, you'll be fine."
Raj and Howard enter the apartment and Howard blurts out, "Okay, let's go smooch some rich, wrinkles tuchis."
Penny looks at him, "Oh, Howard, I can't believe Bernadette let you go out to a fancy party wearing a dickey."
He chuckles, "Excuse me, my girlfriend doesn't pick out my clothes. My mother does."
Leonard checks his watch, "Oh, we should get going."
Howard looks to the hallway, "What about Sheldon?"
He comes out, "Sheldon's not going!"
They go back and forth and they leave without him. They arrive at the party and it's loaded with numerous old, rich men and women.
Just then Dr. Siebert sees them, "Ah, there's my band of brainiacs, where's Dr. Cooper?"
Leonard let's out a sigh, "He's tearing the mask off of nature to look at the face of God."
He nods, "The board of directors insists he has a beautiful mind, I think he's just bananas. Come on; let me introduce you to one of the university's leading donors." He leads them over to one of the hotter older ladies, "Mrs. Latham, (Jessica Walters) I'd like you to meet three of our outstanding researchers. This is Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz."
She looks them up and down, "What happened to you, Wolowitz? Couldn't stick with it long enough to get your Ph.D.?"
He smiles at her, "I'm an engineer, most engineers don't bother with a Ph.D. You may be interested to know I designed the zero-gravity waste disposal system for NASA."
She scoffs, "I got it, you're a space plumber."
He stares at her, "I'm gonna go hit the bar." He turns and walks away.
She turns to Siebert, "Tell me about these two."
"Dr. Hofstadter is representing our experimental physics program. I think you'll love hearing about his fascinating work."
She isn't impressed, "Right, fascinate me; I'll make it easy for you. When you arrive at the lab in the morning, what sort of machine do you turn on?"
He looks at her, "Coffee maker?"
She takes a deep breath, "All right, Dr. Kooth--Whatever it is, you're up!"
He stares at her, "It's Koothrappali and I have to tinkle!" He turns and slowly walks away.
Back at the apartment, Sheldon is online with Amy discussing the party. She scares him by telling him if he doesn't attend, the grants may go to the liberal art program.
He panics; hurries to change and attend the party to get the funding for real research.
Back at the party, the three of them are at the table loading up their plates with food. Leonard isn't happy with his performance, "On the bright side, I don't think President Siebert will be making us go to any more fundraisers. Face you guys, we crashed and burned tonight."
Mrs. Latham overhears Leonard, "Oh, you didn't do that badly."
He puts down his glass and turns to her, "Mrs. Latham, the first machine I turn on in the morning is the helium-neon laser, because it needs time to warm up."
She continues to fill her plate, "I no longer care, dear. But don't worry; I really enjoyed meeting you this evening."
He looks down at her, "You're kidding right? That was good for you? Because I was sweating through my T-shirt."
She breaks out in a big grin, "Excellent, there's nothing I like better than making smart people feel ill at ease."
"Why?"
"Oh, I don't know, it's one of the fun things you get to do when you have lots of money."
Just then Sheldon could he heard across the room, "No, no, no I'm just here for your money. I don't wanna shake anyone's germy hands." He looks to the President, "Explain it to them, Siebert."
The next morning, being Sunday, Sheldon is eating breakfast and he gets a call from the President, "I must confess, I don't understand you, President Siebert. First you say you want me to appear and your fundraisers. But now you say you never want me to go anywhere near your fundraisers. Forgive me, but that sounds like a mixed message." He listens to what he says and replies, "Here we go again. If there's simply no talking to me, that why did you call? I'm sorry, there's someone on the other line. "Why don't you see if you can organize your thoughts and we'll try again later?" He hits the button to take the other call, "Cooper-Hofstadter residence. Go for Cooper. Good morning, Mrs. Latham." He listens to her, "Yes, of course I remember you. A woman well past her prime seeking to augment her social status by dolling out her late husband's ill-gotten gains. So how much money are you going to give me?"
Once again he listens to her response and replies, "I'm not crazy; my mother had me tested. If you're not going to give me money, then why are you calling?" He nods and hands Leonard the phone, "She wants to talk to you. Who's crazy now?"
Leonard takes the phone, "Hello, Mrs. Latham. Yes, I live with him. I don't-- I really don't know why." He listens to her and replies, "Tonight? Sure, that would be great. Okay, I'll see you then, bye." He hangs up the phone and turns to Sheldon, "Uh, she wants to have dinner and talk about my research."
Sheldon stops eating, "An entire dinner to talk about your research? Where are you going, the drive-through at Jack in the Box?"
"Well. Wherever we're going, she's sending a car to pick me up."
Later that evening Leonard and Mrs. Latham are in the back of her limo. They just finished dinner and are headed back to his apartment. Leonard is in a shirt and tie and wearing his suit, but has his jacket off. As for Mrs. Latham, she in a two piece grey pantsuit and a white blouse under the jacket. She's looking rather sexy for an older woman and Leonard is wondering if he should make a move on her or not. He turns to her, "That was a great meal."
She batted her eyes at him, "I'm glad you enjoyed it.
"You know you sorta remind me of my mother. She enjoys making people uncomfortable too."
She's looking hotter and replies, "Well, you remind me of a boy I dated in college."
He looks at her and grins, "No kidding."
She nods, "Uh-huh, sweet boy, very smart, very large, thick cock. I just loved sucking him off. If only he's had money."
All of a sudden Leonard's cock started to stiffen and he felt a little more uneasy, "Yeah, um, so hey, speaking of money, how are you feeling about helping the Physics Department get a cryogenic centrifugal pump and molecular sieve?"
She licked her lips and stared down at his growing bulge, "Well, I must say you make a very persuasive case for it."
He nodded, "Oh, good, good!"
She leaned in closer and placed her hand on his upper thigh, "And I'm seriously considering taking it to the next level.
He grinned at her, feeling her hand go even higher, "Terrific, great! What level is that?"
She leaned over and grabbing his head, pulled him to her and planted a tonsil teasing kiss on his lips. At the same time she deftly unzipped his pants and wrapped her long, slender fingers around his fat, stiff cock. Breaking the kiss, she immediately dropped down and took him totally into her mouth. She was amazing and she had the practice and knowhow. She had her nose against his belly and her tongue rolled around his cock like a two dollar whore.
Leonard was shocked and amazed at the same time. His hands went to her short light brown hair and clutching at it, he guided her head up and down his saliva covered cock.
