Author's note: The series resets with this episode. Remember that as this story progresses, many times they resume the storyline as if never having sex before with each other. So is the case in this episode.
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The four nerds were coming up the stairs after being destroyed in a paintball battle. On the second landing they came across Penny who was on her way to work at the Cheesecake Factory. She looked amazing as always with that vest just covering the lower portions of her large breasts. The frilly blouse under the vest was unbuttoned to the middle of her breasts giving the nerds and her customers later at work a good view of them. It always insured her larger tips.
"So how was paintball?"
Sheldon spoke up; "It was a disaster, we got creamed."
"Oh I'm sorry, listen I'm having a party on Saturday, so if you're around, come by."
Howard broke in; "A boy-girl party?"
She looked uncomfortable, well because it was Howard asking; "Well there will be boys and there will be girls and it is a party, so...Just a bunch of my friends, we'll have some beer, do a little dancing."
Sheldon was really nervous now; "Dancing?"
Leonard tried to save the day; "Yeah, I don't know Penny...Thing is, we're not... We're really more of a..."
Sheldon broke in again; "NO!"
Again Leonard stopped him; "But thanks, thanks for thinking of us."
Penny threw her arms up; "Are you sure? It's Halloween!"
All of a sudden Sheldon was interested; "A Halloween Party?"
She replied tentatively; "Yeah."
Howard looked at the other three; "With costumes? Is there a theme?"
She didn't understand; "Uh yeah, Halloween!"
Sheldon stepped forward; "Yes, but are the costumes random or genre-specific?"
She shook her head and her eyes bugged out; "As usual, I'm not following?"
Leonard tried to clarify things; "He's asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction, fantasy..."
"Sure!"
"What about comic books?"
"Fine!"
"Anime, TV, film, D&D, manga, Greek, Roman, Norse gods..."
She stopped him; "Anything you want! Okay, any costumes you want. Bye, I have to get to work!"
She left and they stood in the lobby of the second floor. Suddenly Howard rose up on his tiptoes; "Gentlemen, to the sewing machines."
The day of the party arrived and there was a knock on the door and Leonard came running out of his room dressed as the Flash, he yelled out; "I'll get it!" I opened the door and Howard stood there also in a Flash outfit, they both yelled out; "Oh No!"
Just then Sheldon came out of his room and saw them both and yelled out too; "Oh no!
Just then Raj came through the door yelling; "Make way for the fastest man alive." He stopped when he saw the other three also dressed as the Flash and he too yelled out; "Oh No!"
Sheldon was pissed; "See this is why I wanted to have a costume meeting!
They agreed to change and no one would be Flash. Leonard ran from the living room; "I call Frodo!"
They ended up in the living room Leonard was dressed as Frodo; Howard was Robin Hood, but looked more like Peter Pan. Raj came in dressed as Thor and just then Sheldon walked in dressed as the Doppler Effect.
Leonard didn't want to be embarrassed by Sheldon in front of Penny's friends and told him not to do so. They went over to Penny's and knocked on the door.
She answered the door, still in her everyday clothes; "Oh hey guys."
Leonard spoke up; "Hey, sorry we're late!"
"Late? It's only 7:05."
"Yeah and you said the party starts at seven."
"Yeah, I mean, when you start a party at seven, no one shows up at, you know, seven."
Sheldon breaks in; "It's 7:05."
She smiled at them; "Yes, yes it is. Okay, well, um, come on in!"
They all walk in slowly and look around, they notice no one else is there yet and Howard turns to Penny; "What, are all the girls in the bathroom?"
Penny stifles a laugh; "Probably, but in their own homes."
Sheldon asks about the prizes for best costumes and Penny tells him there isn't going to be any prized.
Sheldon is really upset; "This party is really going to suck!"
"No, come on, it's gonna be fun. And you all look great. I mean look at you, Thor and oh, Pete Pan. It's so cute."
Leonard interrupts her; "Actually, Penny, he's Robin..."
Howard stops Leonard; "I'm Peter Pan and I've got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it!"
She looked disgusted and shakes her head from side to side; "No you don't! Hey, what's Sheldon supposed to be?"
"Oh, he's the Doppler effect."
Sheldon steps forward; "Yes, it's the apparent change in the frequency of a wave caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer."
Her mouth drops open and she nods; "Oh sure, I see it now, The Doppler Effect. " She rolls her eyes and continues; "All right, I gotta shower. You guys, um, make yourselves comfortable.
They all take a seat and an hour after everyone is already there and partying, they are all in the same spot, unable to move or socialize.
Penny is wearing a tiny two-piece cat costume it barely contains her gorgeous body. A pink collar around her neck makes her look even sassier. Her hair is pulled back in a high ponytail and she's running around talking to everyone and pounding down drinks.
Howard notices a sexy nurse and says he's going to go and talk to her. She's in a tiny white nurse's uniform with the top opened to show off her high, full tits. He talks to her and for some reason, she intrigued by him and he nearly faints when she takes him by the arm and leads him across the hall to Leonard and Sheldon's place. He finds out her name is Betty, but all he can see is her bountiful breasts and sexy lips.
She throws him to the sofa and pulls open her uniform and crushed his face to those large mounds of flesh. She was very domineering and Howard wasn't about to resist. Betty slid to her knees and pulled off his pixie shoes. She slid her hands up his tights and gripping them by the waistband she tugged at them she threw them over her shoulder.
Howard looked down into her dark eyes and he shivered when he saw her open her mouth wide and began licking at his cock. The amount of saliva she created was unbelievable. It was coated from the tip, down to the base and his nut sack was covered in her saliva.
She poised over the crown and let a long stream of saliva drool out and run down his shaft. She gripped his cock in her fist and began stroking it up and down as fast as she could. Betty's saliva flew all about and she stopped and pulling at the opening of her uniform, the snaps popped open to the hem and she shook her shoulders. The uniform fell away and she reached back and released her bra. She leaned forward and enveloped his cock with her fat, firm tits. She began tit-fucking herself with Howard's cock and every third or fourth slide downward; she popped his cock back into her mouth and recoated his cock
Howard tore off his top and she ran her hands up and down his pasty chest, she twisted and pulled at the hair covering his chest. He grabbed hold of her by the arms and pulled her to his body. He pulled her panties off and twisting around had her on her back. He buried his face in her juicy pussy and sucked at the fat lips of her pussy. He slid a finger in and finding her G-spot, he began to diddle it.
Betty let out a scream and started humping his hand and face. She started cumming when he rubbed her clit and G stop at the same time. He nearly lost his balance as he used both hands of her lush body. He reached into his arrow quiver and pulled out a condom. He slipped it on and rose above her and lowering his body, he slid his cock into her incredibly tight pussy. He was drawn to her as she wrapped her strong legs around his skinny body.
Howard knew he wasn't going to last long. It's been a couple of years since his last encounter with a REAL woman, not including his hand or the robot arms he's created. He reached down and started began playing with her clit again, at the same time he caught one of her fat , firm tits between his lips, he sucked hard on the tip and rubbed out her clit and as she started cumming, so did Howard.
Betty screamed out; "Pull out Howard, take off that fucking condom and let me feel your cum all over my body."
When Howard heard that, he went into a spasm, he couldn't catch his breath and tearing off the condom, he started shooting his heavy load all over her taut belly and firm tits.
Betty scooped up all he deposited on her body with her fingers. She smiled down at him and letting out a long moan, she licked her fingers clean. Betty sat up and sliding to the floor, she took his deflated cock into her mouth and sucked the last couple of drops from his cock; "Mmmmm that was a nice start, time to go back to the party and try out for round two, thanks Howard, bye" She slipped into her uniform and snapped it up. She stuffed her bra and panties into her purse and giving his a real hot kiss, hurried out of the apartment and headed back to Penny's party.
Howard lay there for several minutes, completely nude. He looked around and panicked; he picked up his costume and ran into the bathroom to get dressed. He locked the door behind him and flopping down on the commode. He sat there, still shocked and still trying to process everything that just happened. He broke out in a huge grin and suddenly realized none of the other nerds would ever believe what just occurred.
Back in Penny's apartment Leonard want to talk with people, but doesn't know how to begin.
Sheldon looks at him; "I actually might be able to help. Like Jane Goodall observing the apes, I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured, but patterns emerge. They have their own language, if you will."
Leonard is intrigued; "Go on!"
"Well, it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group with the greeting, "How wasted am I?" Which is met with an approving chorus of "Dude!"
"Okay, then what happens?"
Sheldon scoffs; "That's as far as I've gotten."
"This is ridiculous, I'm jumping in and you're going to be my wing man."
Sheldon and Leonard stood before a long haired blonde; she was dressed in a psychedelic mini-dress and knee hi go-go boots from the 70's. She was hot and looked like a flake, perfect for fucking after a couple of drinks. Leonard looked her up and down; "Hello!"
She smiled back at them and looked at Sheldon; "Hi, so what are you supposed to be?"
"Me? I'll give you a hint! Vroom!"
She looked confused; "A choo-choo train?"
