Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep 02 1

A couple days later, as the four nerds were sitting around the coffee table in 4A chowing down on Thai food, there was a knock on the door and Leonard jumped up to answer it. His heart swelled when he opened the door and saw the beautiful face of his new neighbor. "Hi Leonard," she smiled.

Noticing she had her uniform on, Leonard asked: "hi Penny, just getting home from work...how was work?" He surreptitiously closed the door nearly all the way so he didn't have to share her with the others.

"Well, you know...it's the Cheesecake Factory. People order cheesecake and I bring it."

Tongue-tied around his gorgeous neighbor, he suggested: "so you're like the carbohydrate delivery system."

"Yeah, call it what you like...I make minimum wage," she sighed. "I was wondering if you would help me out with something."

"Sure," he blurted out.

A little stunned at his quick answer, she continued: "OK great...anyway I'm having some furniture delivered tomorrow and I may not be here...." Before she could finish, the door flew open and the other three nerds lined up in the doorway.

"Ah...the cheesecake scented goddess," Howard gushed.

"You mentioned some furniture," Leonard interjected.

"Yeah, it's being delivered tomorrow," she confirmed, "if I'm not here would you mind signing for it and having them put it in my apartment. Here's my spare key. Thank you sweetie."

"Sure...no problem," Leonard assured her.

The next day, Sheldon and Leonard met the delivery man in the lobby and after signing for the package, Leonard began: the apartment is on the forth floor and the elevator's out so if you could just take...." Before he could finish, the delivery person had left the lobby. "Or you could just leave it here," he finished, sarcastically. "Well, it looks like we'll just have to take it up," he told Sheldon.

"We...," his roommate responded, "and just how do you propose we accomplish that. We have neither a dolly or any upper body strength."

Smiling, Leonard suggested: "we're physicists...we don't need any upper body strength...we can figure this out with our brains." After about an hour of pushing, tugging and shoving, they had finally succeeded in sliding the huge, heavy box into Penny's apartment.

As soon as Sheldon looked around the apartment he exclaimed: "Great Caesar's Ghost...look at this place." It was a mess; with clothes, magazines and dishes strewn everywhere.

"So Penny's a little messy," Leonard defended her.

"Messy," Sheldon shouted, "this is complete chaos...who lives like this."

"So she's a free spirit who likes to live casually," Leonard reasoned, "you know not everyone likes to alphabetize their cereal or have a strict bathroom-schedule. I think she's a breath of fresh air. When the transvestite lived here you didn't care how he kept it."

"That's because it was immaculate," Sheldon told him.

Looking at the clock the next morning after he was startled awake, Leonard saw that it was 2:15. Knowing that in his semi-conscious state he had heard a noise; he called out: "Sheldon...Sheldon." Hearing no response, he climbed out of bed, turned on his collector's edition Star Wars lightsaber and tiptoed into the living room. Immediately he spied that their door was wide open as was the door of his neighbor. "What the Hell," he muttered under his breath and he marched across the hall in his sock-clad feet. Quietly shuffling into Penny's living room, Leonard saw Sheldon carefully straightening up the room.

"Sheldon, what the Hell are you doing," Leonard hissed, "you can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean."

"Shhhhh," Sheldon admonished him, "Penny's sleeping." Leonard glanced into her bedroom and the sight of her took his breath away. Her covers were pulled up to her waist and she was wearing a simple white sleeveless shirt; her giant nipples poking against the flimsy fabric. The soft moonlight filtering through the window and reflecting off her golden hair formed a halo around her angelic face. "Besides," Sheldon explained, "I had no choice. I couldn't sleep knowing that just across the hall was...this," indicating the messy room.

"Please let's go before she wakes up," Leonard pleaded.

"I'm not going until I'm done, and if you would help it would get done faster," Sheldon suggested.

"Fine...what the Hell," Leonard whispered as he folded a blouse and put it in a pile on the sofa, stubbing his toe on the huge Ikea box..

A few short hours later, Sheldon was rested and feeling energized as he told Leonard: "I'm feeling splendid after the good deed we did last night; I'm sure she will appreciate it."

A few minutes later there was a shriek across the hall: " son of a bitch...you sneaky bastards."

"How did she know it was us," Leonard asked, even though he knew it was a stupid question.

"I may have left a note," Sheldon admitted.

"Leonard," she bellowed, bursting through their door, "you came into my apartment while I was sleeping to clean!"

"Really more to organize," Sheldon explained, "you're not dirty, per-se, just messy."

"Give me my key back," she demanded, and Leonard complied immediately.

"Do you have any idea how creepy this is," she asked, "in my apartment while I was sleeping. I thought better of you Leonard."

Leonard spoke up: " yes we had a discussion about it in depth last night. I'm very, very sorry."

Penny stormed back to her apartment leaving Leonard sitting on the couch with his head in his hands; fearing she would never talk to him again. Later that day, she met Raj coming up the stairs as she was going down to the Laundry Room. "Hey Raj," she greeted him and then began a tirade: "I'm sure you heard about what happened last night with Sheldon and Leonard. Well I'm pretty upset about it...they violated my space while I was sleeping. You know back in Nebraska if someone comes into your house at night...you shoot...and not to wound."

As she continued to rant, all Raj could think was: "she is sooo pretty; and what's that scent...vanilla? She is so chatty." Not being able to talk to attractive women, all Raj could do was stare and hope she didn't notice his erection tenting his trousers.

Finally she smiled and said: "I mean it's obvious they meant well. I guess just because all the men I've met in my life have been jerks, I guess that's no reason to assume Leonard and Sheldon are too...right?" Raj just smiled and nodded in the affirmative as Penny finally concluded, "thanks Raj," and kissed him on the cheek.

A couple hours later after Leonard had typed up a thorough apology and was about to slip it under her door, Penny opened it and asked: "what's going on."

Opening the folded paper, Leonard began: "here's the thing," and he started to read, "Penny...just as Oppenheimer came to regret his participation in what was to become the first atomic bomb, so do I regret my participation last night in what was, to say the least, an error in judgement...."

Before he could continue, she grabbed his arm, leaned in to whisper in his ear: "Leonard...we're OK," and kissed his cheek before going back into her apartment. Amazed and pleased, he stumbled back to 4A.

The next day Penny answered a knock on her door and was surprised to find the nerd-quartet on the other side. "After what we did, we thought the least we could do was assist you in assembling the entertainment center," Leonard informed her.

Holding up a small canvas bag, Howard declared: "you see, I come packing tools...some of them long and hard."

Standing aside and letting them in, Penny assured them: "thanks guys, but I really think I can do it myself...the instructions look pretty easy."

"Nonsense," Sheldon boasted, we're physicists and Howard's an engineer...we'll have this together in no time."

Howard spread the instruction sheet out of Penny's kitchen counter and immediately commented: "Houston we have a problem...they suggest assembling this in the least imaginative way possible."

"You're right," Leonard agreed, "Penny has a flat screen...there is so much wasted space behind it." They began to banter about different and, they thought, improved ways to assemble the unit as Penny began to put the pins in the ends of the shelves.

They were not paying attention to her as she told them: "it looked pretty good in the store." Finally getting frustrated with the way they were taking over; and getting more than a little horny at all the testosterone in the room; she declared: "guys it's hot in here, I guess I'll just take off all my clothes." Still not getting any response, she proceeded to do just that. She quickly stripped off her tank top and was just shrugging her bra off her arms, freeing the twins, when Leonard abruptly stopped staring at the instructions.

"Did I hear something," he wondered aloud and glanced around the room. Penny was just tugging her tight jeans off her feet and stood there wearing only a tiny pale blue thong. Leonard's lower jaw dropped as, for the second time, he was privy to the most incredible body he had ever seen. Noticing that Leonard was staring behind them, the other three nerds turned and had basically the same reaction...except, of course, for Sheldon.

Raj and Howard just stared speechless, but Sheldon announced: "I don't know what's going on, but it's getting outa hand... I'm outa here." He took off like a rocket across the hall, slamming Penny's door behind him.

Raj whispered in Howard's ear, and Howard agreed: "yes...she is a goddess." As much as Howard liked to act like a ladies' man, he was now intimidated by the beautiful blond standing right in front of him and asked Leonard: "what IS going on."

Strolling over in front of the sofa, Penny looked at the trio of speechless scientists and stated: "Leonard knows what I want...don't you Leonard."

Leonard just smiled and nodded, and Howard exclaimed: "what...you mean you and her...you dog...and you never said a word...no details...what kind of a friend are you." They watched as Penny stood in front of the sofa and very slowly lowered her thong to her feet. They all noticed that her bald mound was already glistening with her arousal as they stared between her legs.

"I'm a gentleman," Leonard told them as he began to disrobe; not even caring that he was about to be naked in front of his friends.

"You see guys...I like sex," Penny informed them, "and Leonard helped me alleviate my tension." Leonard was down to his boxers as Penny sat on the edge of the couch, spread her marvelous legs, and leaned back. Raj's heart was pounding so hard he was afraid of having a heart attack as he stared at her incredible naked body. HIs father was a gynecologist and Raj was absolutely certain he had never seen a body as perfect as Penny's. Leonard had just shucked his boxers (still clad in his socks) and Penny beckoned him: "come here sweetie and bring that beautiful cock." Leonard's hard prick waved in front of him like a beachcomber's metal-detector.

"Holy crap she's beautiful," Leonard thought as he kneeled between her legs and ran his hands up and down her silky thighs. Her inner lips began to protrude and he used his thumbs to spread them even farther. He could see that she was completely wet as he nudged his crown against her slit. Looking down between their bodies, he pushed a little more until the folds of her mound began to grip the head of his shaft. "That may be the most erotic thing I have ever seen," he thought as he memorized the mental picture.

His reverie was interrupted when Penny whispered: "fuck me sweetie." Grinning, Leonard pushed forward and slowly buried his rod inside her juicy pussy. He didn't stop pushing until his scrotum rested against her soft cheeks. Remembering what she liked, he reached forward, put his arms around her wonderful body and hugged her into him. They remained motionless, at least to the naked eye, but they could both feel her vaginal muscles gripping and contracting as she climaxed. She hugged him back, enjoying the penetration, until their pure passion became too much and they felt the need to continue. Releasing and smiling at each other in quiet recognition of their spiritual connection, Penny leaned back and Leonard began to fuck her.

His hands gripping her thighs, Leonard watched as his penis slid in and out of her wet hole; mesmerized by the sight of her plump lips gripping his shaft as he withdrew and being forced back inside her when he thrust forward. "Oh God yessss, Leonard...fuck me...fuck me," she moaned as he drilled into her. Her tunnel was so hot and tight, it gripped his dick like a closed fist. HIs knees scraping against her throw rug, Leonard started to ram his fat rod up into her hole. Moving his hands up to her taut waist, her thrust forward violently while watching her magnificent breasts flopping up and down to their rhythm. "Yesss...yesss...fuck my cunt," she squealed.

Leaning forward, he licked and nibbled at her graceful neck and tiny earlobes. Her body quivered and he could feel her vaginal walls spasm; squeezing his dick like a tourniquet. Her head rolled back on her shoulders and she moaned: "ohhhh yessss." Leonard could not hold back any longer as he shoved as far into her pussy as he could and began to spray the contents of his balls up into her hole. "Holy fuck, yesss," she screamed, "cum in me...cum in me...fill my cunt." He did his best, as he pumped and thrust until he was drained. Penny wrapped her wonderful legs around his waist and pulled him into her. "Holy crap I love the feeling of a man cumming inside me," she whispered in his ear.

His face covered with a grin, Leonard flexed his feet to keep his legs from cramping and just relaxed; his arms hugging her close. When she released her legs, he reluctantly and slowly backed away, letting his still-hard log slide out of her slit. "That was so good, sweetie," she assured him and then looked around the room. Howard and Raj weren't sure where they fit into this scenario, but were not able to resist shoving their pants down to their knees and stroking their meat. Penny smiled when she saw them, putting them at ease. She had only known Howard for about a week, but his smarmy nature gave her the creeps, and she was not surprised that his prick was also a disappointment...the size of a hot dog...and not the foot-long variety.

Her eyes widened when she saw what was in Raj's hand. His dick must have been nearly twelve inches long and nearly as fat as Leonard's. "I know you can't talk to me Raj...but who cares...would you like to put that monster to good use?" It was a wonder he didn't get whiplash, the way his head violently nodded. "You probably don't know this about me yet, but I do a lot of yoga. I'm going to teach you one of the main moves." Her amazing body dropped down to the carpet in front of the sofa and she swiftly assumed the doggy-style position. Just as Raj was about to drop to his knees behind her, she spread her feet farther apart and pushed her ass up toward the ceiling so that her knees were way off the ground and her legs straight.

Basically in a triangle position, she informed them: "this is the downward-facing-dog position...what do you think of it." The new position presented her ass at his waist level and was very inviting. He just nodded his head vigorously in the affirmative. As Raj stood behind the beautiful blond, she spread her feet even wider and it was as if her wet slit was winking at him. As he watched, a dollop of Leonard's cum drooled out of her opening and dripped onto the rug. "You know what to do, don't you Raj," she asked as he just stood there staring at her from behind.

"Even from this position, she is the most beautiful creature I have ever seen," he thought. "Thank you Rati," he praised the Hindu goddess of Love. Stepping forward, Raj wedged himself between her spread legs and grasped the sides of her slim waist. Penny looked back over her shoulder as Raj nudged his bulbous purple crown between her slit. Inching her feet as far apart as she dared without risking losing her balance, Penny braced herself for his giant log.

Watching his crown spread her plump lips as he pushed forward, Raj tightened his grip on her hips and shoved. Penny felt her pussy being stretched by his huge shaft and cried out: "ohhh fuck that's big." Raj kept pushing into her tight hole, stretching every inch of her pussy, until his scrotum nudged against her wonderful cheeks. "Oh my God that feels good," Penny groaned, and pushed back against his groin. It was the largest cock that had ever been inside her, and it felt incredible. "Fuck me Raj...fuck me," she begged, while grinding her ass against him.

"My cock is inside Penny," Raj told himself, "I'm fucking the most beautiful girl I have ever seen." Her pussy was so tight that he had to keep thinking of other things so that he didn't end this amazing encounter prematurely. He thought of how crowded it was in India; the stench of so many people stuffed into the streets. No matter what he tried to think of; he kept coming back to the reality that he was fucking Penny. "I bet my father has never seen a pussy this beautiful," he convinced himself; knowing his father was a gynecologist. Slowly at first, he started to withdraw and then slide back into her; marveling at the heat being generated by her hole.

"Yesss," she gasped, "fuck me...fuck me...stretch my fucking cunt." No one had ever been that deep inside her before; he was touching nerves that had never been touched and the sensation was exquisite. His shaft was so long that each slow thrust seemed to take forever as he scraped the walls of her tunnel. Faster and faster Raj drove into her pussy, his huge brown prick now white with her froth. Grasping her waist tightly to support them both, Raj slammed into Penny's hole, his balls actually slapping against her stomach. He was stretching her wider with each thrust and Penny wailed: "holy crap I love being fucked."

Every time Raj rammed into her pussy, her incredible ass cheeks jiggled like cafeteria Jello molds. Watching, Leonard had the nearly irresistible urge to bite those cheeks. He couldn't take his eyes off his gorgeous neighbor as his friend fucked her. "Fuck me harder," she urged, "ram that big brown cock into me." Her marvelous tits were flopping against her chest as they hung down and they begged to be fondled. Raj leaned into her stable pose, sliding as far up into her pussy as he could, and reached way under her to grasp her soft globes. Squeezing them hard and digging his fingers into her pliable flesh, Raj knew he had reached the point of no-return.

Her tunnel was contracting around his shaft with every stroke and Raj released her twin mounds to put his arms around her waist and hold her against him as he exploded deep inside her pussy. It felt like a hose had been turned on inside her and Penny moaned: "oh God, yesss...fill my cunt...fuck me...fuck me." Holding her steady, Raj pumped and pumped into her sweet hole until he was dry-humping the beautiful girl from Nebraska. He had stretched her tunnel so wide that when he began to shrivel inside her, it felt like a balloon deflating. Exhausted from holding her downward-facing-dog position for so long; Penny dropped down to her knees and Raj's shrinking prick slipped out of her hole.

Glancing behind her she thought that his face looked like a big brown smiley-face. "That was nice Raj," she complimented him, "you have a nice cock." He grinned sheepishly and she confronted him: "you just came in my pussy and you still can't talk to me...that's very insulting." He just kept grinning and shrugged his shoulders.

She knew she couldn't ignore the creepy Howard, so she decided to make it a little less personal with him. "Leonard, do you think you're ready for an enco...," and she never got the word "encore" out because all she had to do was look at her favorite nerd to see that his erection was waving in front of him like a metal-detector at the beach. "Wow, you're like that Energizer bunny; aren't you," she grinned at him.