(fictional story about fictional characters)
(although 4th in a series, each is a stand-alone story)
It was Saturday afternoon and Leonard and his fiancΓ©e had just returned from their weekend errands: dry cleaners, pharmacy, grocery story; and on this Saturday a special stop at the "naughty store," as they liked to call the Adult Book Store. Leonard always wondered why they called it an Adult "Book" Store, when there was only a tiny section devoted to actual books. Since becoming engaged they had come to an agreement with Leonard's roommate in 4A, that they would split their nights between the two apartments. Usually Saturdays were spent in 4B, Penny's apartment, because they knew it was Sheldon's "laundry night," and he could be a real pain going in and out and interrupting whatever they may have planned. They were laughing and giggling as they entered Penny's apartment, eager to try out their purchases. They hadn't made extensive selections; mostly they just had fun going and trying to figure out what some of the paraphernalia was used for (and who on earth would use it).
They had bought some strawberry scented massage oil and Penny had selected a bra and panties set made of sheer black lace with cut-outs at the crotch and nipple area. It had been a toss-up on color, but Leonard had suggested that her pale skin and blond hair would contrast nicely with the black. Excited about the night ahead, they hurriedly put the groceries away and then Leonard suggested: "I know you had a hard week at work. I think you would benefit from a nice massage, and...you know...I would be willing to give you one.
Nearly laughing, Penny told him: "you are so cute when you try to be sexy...my horny little Ewok. I think I'm going to try on my new underwear. Why don't you pour us some wine and get the bed ready while I change." In no time, Leonard had poured the wine, took the comforter off the bed and folded it, covered the bed with two more plain sheets (to absorb the massage oil), and stripped down to his boxers. Penny emerged from the bathroom wearing her flimsy pink robe that came down to midthigh. Leonard just stared at her...he loved her legs and could never get enough. "Wow...you really are the Energizer Bunny...nice touch with the boxers," she complimented him.
"Well, you know, I didn't want to get oil all over my clothes," he slyly admitted.
"Yeah right...well what about getting oil all over your shorts...get 'em off sweetie," she ordered. She watched as Leonard quickly shucked his boxers to reveal her favorite penis of all time. Although only semi-erect now, she had measured it as a full 9 1/4 inches of beautiful thick meat that she considered the perfect size for her. "That's more like it," she told him.
"Well, what do you think," she asked as she untied her robe's belt and threw it open, pulling the material to each side and exposing her new bra and panties. Standing there in a classic pose with one knee bent, she literally took his breath away momentarily. Recovering, Leonard gasped, "holy crap, I really am the luckiest man in the universe." Her "lady parts" were outlined and accentuated by the flimsy lace, with her most intimate areas on full display. Her marvelous 36 C breasts stood out from her chest as if "at attention," with her pink areola and gumdrop nipples fully exposed. Because of the cutout, her prominent mound was completely visible, as was the slit at it's center. She could tell her new lingerie was having the desired effect because Leonard's penis was now fully erect and pointed at the ceiling.
She let the robe slide down and off her arms and threw it aside. Twirling, she gave him a look at the most perfectly round and firm ass cheeks that he had ever seen. Coming to his senses, he handed her a glass of wine and led her by the hand to the bed. "What, no wine for you," she asked.
"I don't need any stimulants or marital aids...I have you," he told her as she sat on the side of the bed. She knew that he meant exactly that and it just confirmed what she also knew: he was the sweetest man on the planet and he was all hers. If anyone had told her ten years ago that she would fall in love and agree to marry anyone resembling Leonard; she would have laughed in their face. He sat down beside her, leaned over and used his teeth to pull the sting between her breasts holding her nearly nonexistent bra together. She giggled at his attempt at being suave and shrugged the skimpy garment off her shoulders. Nudging her to the center of the bed, he suggested: "if you want to lay on your stomach, I can get started with that massage."
Laying on her tummy, Penny sarcastically told him: "you know these are brand new panties...we wouldn't want to get them all oily...would we?"
"Indeed we would not," Leonard agreed. The tiny garment was tied at both sides and he once again leaned over and used his teeth to pull the string. As Penny lifted her hips, he pulled her new panties off, still using only his teeth. He straddled her thighs and paused as he read the label of the massage oil. "Hey, did you know this is edible," he asked.
"You're kidding," she answered, tilting her head to the side of the pillow.
"No, it says right here...suitable for human consumption. Good to know," he added as he squirted a pool of the liquid in the small of her back. He coated his hands, leaned forward and began to massage her sexy shoulders and graceful neck
"Ooo, that does smell good," Penny declared as the scent of strawberries was heavy in the air. Leonard rubbed oil into her arms down to the elbows and then continued down her strong back, making sure to gently massage the sides of her marvelous breasts as they flattened out under her sides. When he reached her incredible cheeks, he stopped for a minute just to admire them, scooted further down her legs and then gave her butt a thorough rubbing. Penny reflexively spread her legs farther apart as he reached her upper thighs. Leonard un-straddled her body and kneeled between her legs as he massaged her soft limbs. He could plainly see the bottom of her labia and her slit as he tenderly rubbed oil down between her thighs. Penny's body shivered as his light touch tickled her fleshy lips and she thrust her ass backwards to beg for more attention.
Knowing this was very effective foreplay, Leonard continued down her legs and rubbed her surprisingly soft feet. When he had finished, Leonard coyly asked: "would ma'lady like the front massaged?"
Swiftly turning over and laying on her back, Penny answered: "what the hell do you think." Leonard smiled, knowing his foreplay was working by her response. Laying back on the bed, totally nude, she spread her legs suggestively and waited for him. She was the most beautiful creature he would ever see, and Leonard just kneeled between her legs and stared. Now it was Penny's chance for some fun and she stated, "you know a picture would last longer."
Startled out of his stupor, Leonard asked: "what...oh yeah...would you mind?"
Taken by surprise, Penny finally responded: "hell no...go get your phone."
Leonard leaped off the bed, wiped his hands on a towel that had been left on the floor, and ran into the living room to retrieve his phone. When he came back into the bedroom, Penny had spread her legs even wider and had the world's most seductive smile on her face. He thought she was his Mona Lisa. He immediately began to click pictures of her naked body from every angle...even close-ups between her legs. "You know, now that you've done that, you HAVE to marry me," she teased. His penis had never been as hard, as he placed the phone on the nightstand and began to massage her legs, starting at her feet and working upward. When he reached her thighs, he straddled her waist and began to massage her wonderous breasts.
"How can they be that soft and yet that firm," he wondered to himself as he kneaded and squeezed her tits. He loved the way they spread out on her chest when she was laying down. She softly moaned when he flicked her engorged nipples with his thumbs and and pinched them between his fingers. Her naked body was beginning to undulate and squirm under him as he worshiped her incredible breasts and he could see her gently biting her lower lip. Leaning down he flicked her nipples with the very tip of his tongue and proclaimed: "hey, not bad...this stuff IS edible." He began to nibble on her hard buds; actually gently chewing on them. While her body twitched under him, he scooted back and squirted a pool of oil into her belly button.
After massaging her taut tummy and watching her muscles ripple in response, he scooted further down until he was at her feet again. Drizzling oil up and down her incredible legs, he began a vigorous rub-down until he reached her upper thighs. Penny had spread her legs so wide that her heels were actually hanging off the sides of the mattress. Tantalizingly slow, he dripped oil onto her inner thighs and lower abdomen, watching it drool down between her plump labia. Massaging her inner thighs, Leonard teasingly brushed against her completely bald mound a few times and then sat back and marveled at the way her inner labia unfolded around her slit. It was like a magic trick; or time lapse photography of a flower blossoming, and it amazed him every time.