Big Bang Theory Penny Meets The Nfl

Big Bang Theory-Penny Meets the NFL

shaggy77

(fictional story about fictional characters)

Penny Hofstadter was sitting at her desk at Zangen Pharmaceuticals sorting through her emails from current and potential customers when her friend and colleague, Bernadette Wolowitz came through her door and informed her: "Henry Kimball wants to see us in his office...ASAP."

"Wow...the grand poo-bah," Penny exclaimed, "must be important." Kimball was the Vice-President in charge of Marketing and Product Development, so being summoned to his office was a big deal. Bernadette had been responsible for Penny getting a job at Zangen, and had been her boss at one time; but Penny had worked hard and been promoted to Assistant Director of Marketing. Bernadette was still above her on the chain of command, but was no longer her direct supervisor (a fact which annoyed Bernadette, since she possessed a PhD and Penny only had a few community-college credits).

They made their way up a floor to a corner office and Kimball welcomed them: "nice to see you both...please have a seat." After they were seated in very comfortable leather chairs (Penny was certain it wasn't faux-leather like the chairs in her office), Kimball began: "as you're aware since you were both instrumental in it's success; one of Zangen's top sellers is our anti-inflammatory cream. Especially since we added the heat-factor. Well, the National Football League has challenged us; and our competitors; to make an extra-strength version incorporating a strong pain reliever. Something prescription strength that their team-physicians could immediately prescribe and use of the sidelines of their games in order to get players back on the field quickly."

"We have had it in development for some time and now we think it is ready to be introduced. I don't have to tell you what a coup this would be for Zangen to be the first to be accepted. Every professional sports league and college program would line up to sign contracts and endorsements. The Los Angeles Chargers have requested that we test the effectiveness on their players during their training camp, and if they approve of the product; the NFL will adopt it. We would like you two to go to their training facility for a couple weeks as our representatives to help introduce our newest offering."

"Once it had been adopted by the professional sports world, we would release it to the general public so that any physician could prescribe it." They could tell he was excited by the prospect as he continued: "of course, your bonuses would be incremental, based on sales. We have tentatively named our new product Relaxx, although the name can always be re-tooled before mass production. Penny we would like you, and of course Bernadette, to head up the marketing since you did such a remarkable job with the original. Not to put undue pressure on you, but I don't have to tell you there is a lot riding on this opportunity."

As soon as Kimball spoke Penny's name first, Bernadette's blood began to boil. It wasn't a secret that every since Penny had secured Shaquille O'Neal's endorsement for their anti-inflammatory cream, Penny had become the darling of the company...a fact that irked Bernadette beyond belief. Bernadette had a PhD in micro-biology and Penny possessed a couple community college credits; and yet Penny had surpassed Bernadette in the company's pecking-order; although not income level. She seethed as Kimball continued: "their training facility is in El Segundo, and you will be staying there for a couple weeks. The product is all ready for full-scale production; FDA approved; we just need an official endorsement."

Bernadette knew that many of the male honchos favored Penny because of her sex appeal, but knew that wasn't the case with Kimball. She had long suspected him of being gay. This irked her even more because it meant he truly valued Penny for her sales ability. As soon as they left Kimball's office, Penny exclaimed: "wow..if we pull this off, can you imagine what our bonus would be. I'd ask Leonard to come, but he's about as fond of football as he is of the outdoors."

Trying to control her emotions, Bernadette responded: "yeah, same with Howie; besides it will be nice to have a little break from being wife and mom. He's been getting on my nerves lately. You know...not pulling his weight around the house; I'm sure you can relate."

Penny just answered: "sure...sure," although she didn't mean it. Truth was, after a couple years of marriage, Leonard still treated her like a princess. He was always telling people how lucky he was to be married to her, but she was convinced that she was the fortunate one. When Penny got home that afternoon, there were two packages waiting for her in the foyer. One was from Amazon and the other from a small niche company that dealt with "obscure adult," Star Wars collectibles. "Perfect timing," she said to herself, "I know just how I'll tell Leonard about my trip."

Although they both felt their marriage was just about perfect; especially after Leonard had admitted he had no ego problem with Penny making considerably more money than him, after all he had been emasculated by his mother for years; they still worried since many people they knew were divorcing and splitting...even his parents. To combat any apathy with their relationship, they had begun experimenting with their sex-life. Once they even introduced other men into the equation, but both had subsequently mutually agreed that it was a one-shot deal. Neither had any desire to repeat the addition of other people to their bed...fantasy fulfilled...end of story. Role-playing and various toys were now the preferred method of introducing variety and spice.

Lugging the packages up to 4A, she quickly slit the tape on the boxes and peered inside. In one box was an authentic Princess Leia gold-bikini costume which she planned to use to fulfill every male Star Wars fans fantasy. The second contained a very convincing Chewbacca costume for Leonard. What made this costume unique was that the included accessory was a Wookie dildo. Of course, since Wookies were fictional, the dildo was just made from the creators imagination. "Holy crap on a cracker," she exclaimed aloud when she held it up. The Wookie penis was well over a foot in length, but the astounding aspect was its girth. It was fatter than a water bottle; more like a soup can; with prominent ridges and bumps all along its length. "I guess I should have paid more attention to the dimensions in the description."

Examining the Wookie penis, she noted that although the shell was of a hard plastic; it was coated inside and out with soft, pliable, brown gel material. It was, of course, a strap-on variety with a hollow middle so that it would fit right over Leonard's own hard-on, making it seem like he was fucking her with his own cock. "Now I know why the girth is so extreme," she thought. The gel coating inside would assure his comfort, as would the coating on the outside for her. Looking over the Wookie costume, she discovered a Velcro-flap at the crotch so that the dildo could be convincingly worn by the wearer. She had already thought up an imaginary scenario for their latest fantasy.

That evening after a take-out meal from Giacommos, she sprung the news on her trip to her husband. "Oh my God," he exclaimed, "if you pull this off you'll be a vice-president." He threw his arms around her, hugged her tightly and assured her: "I am so proud of you...whether they buy it or not. I know you kinda hate your job, but you persevere and continue to get amazing results. They are so lucky to have you." Her heart swelled at his praise and reminded her of why she loved him so much. "How did Bernadette take it," he inquired, "it sounds like they meant for you to take the lead."

"Oh, you know," Penny explained, "she said all the right things, but I could tell it bothered her...she was kinda cold. I just don't know why my success bothers her so much. It's not like I brag or hold it over her head. She still makes a lot more money than I do."

"Well," Leonard mused, "we all love Bernadette, but we also know she is not exactly a nice person at heart. She's a big bully who has a hundred pound chip on her shoulder because she grew up being picked on for her size. And her father encouraged her to fight back...even physically."

Smiling, Penny answered: "yeah but you got picked on growing up for being so smart and look how great you turned out."

Hugging her again, Leonard responded: "have I told you lately how much I love you. But with me it was different; my mother was my worst tormentor. She made me feel like I had no right to fight back. I didn't know I mattered enough to fight back. Anyway, maybe you two will have a nice time together...away from the office and everyone else."

"I know I'll try to enjoy it; I just hope she does too," Penny told him, "we'll be staying at the Hilton Garden Inn. It should be nice...they have a pool." If she only knew that Bernadette was already planning revenge for stealing her spotlight. "Hey, wait 'till you see what I got for our next Star Wars fantasy," she exclaimed as she retrieved the boxes.

When she held up the Leia costume, Leonard was already imagining her wearing it and shouted: "oh my God that is so sexy...I can't wait to see you in it." The costume consisted of a gold plastic belt for her waist with two gauzy, diaphanous pieces of cloth attached; one in the back and one in the front. Interestingly enough there were no panties or shorts included; raising Penny's curiosity about what Carrie Fisher actually wore under the bottom of the costume. The gold bikini top was merely gold lame material with some gold sashes that could be tied around her arms.

When she asked Leonard about the costume, he replied: "the rumor was that she was "commando" under the costume on set and provided the cast and crew with quite a thrill. I guess the cloth was just draped over her ass and crotch and when she moved a certain way it left nothing to the imagination...the cameramen had to use discretion." Penny was already looking forward to Leonard's reaction when she donned the costume. "What else have you got there," he inquired. She held up the Wookie costume and Leonard whistled: "wow...that's amazing. Taking it from her and examining it more closely, he remarked, "there's even a flap in the front in case the wearer has to pee."

Grinning, Penny held up the giant dildo and told him: "that's not all the flap is for."

"Holy crap," he blurted out, "is that what I think it is?" Taking it from her and examining it, he answered his own question: "it IS what I think it is...it will fit right over my penis and the straps will hold it in place around my waist. It's enormous...it's got to be fifteen inches...do you think you can take it all?"

"I don't know about you but I can't wait to try," she assured him, "how about this weekend. I've already thought up a scenario. You can tie me up like I've been captured, and when Chewy comes to rescue me, he decides to ravish me first."

"That's so great...so hot...I love you so much," Leonard gushed as he stepped forward and hugged her tightly. "Thanks for including Star Wars in our fantasies."

Saturday afternoon, after making sure the door was double-locked and that all their friends were busy with their own plans, Leonard and Penny dressed in their respective costumes. Leonard was quite pleased with his Wookie costume and to begin he just loosely tied the huge dildo around his waist, not wanting it to get in the way until time for action. The hairy mask was better than he anticipated: it had an opening that allowed him to extend his tongue and he could see perfectly from the eye-openings. The only real problem was that the gloves would prevent him from feeling Penny's soft, silky flesh. It was a little difficult moving around with the giant appendage dangling between his legs, but it would be worth it.

When he saw Penny/Leia emerge from the bathroom, it took his breath away and he nearly reached for his inhaler. She was a perfect Leia. The night before she had braided pigtails on the sides of her head and now they were wrapped in Leia's trademark buns. Honestly it looked like she had attached a bakery Danish on each side of her head. The fact that they were blond instead of brunette made them even more sexy for Leonard. "Oh my God you look so sexy," he gasped as she sashayed down the hallway. When she moved, her long bare legs flashed and Leonard was already becoming erect.

Months ago when they had begun their role-playing games, he had attached large metal rings to the four corners on the outside doorframe of Sheldon's old room. They had padded cuffs that would clasp onto the rings for restraints, but had purchased elastic exercise bands that they left tied to the rings to explain their presence. This way if anyone questioned the rings, they could just claim they were for exercise. Leonard was so excited watching Penny's ample breasts wobble inside the gold bikini top that he just stood there, frozen in place. Penny paused in front of the doorframe and waited; finally saying: "are you OK...are we going to play?" When she twirled so that he could get the full effect of the costume, Leonard finally responded.

"Oh yeah...let's get you restrained," he urged. Rather than get the cuffs, he just tied the elastic exercise bands around her wrists and ankles and she nodded his choice. Standing back, he just couldn't believe how sexy she looked; and once again reminded himself how lucky he was. He couldn't resist shuffling into the living room, retrieving his phone and snapping a few pictures of her in that pose before slipping on the furry gloves and resuming the fantasy.

Using her acting skills, Penny began to struggle against her bonds and exclaimed: "oh Chewie...thank heaven you're here. I had almost given up hope of rescue before the Storm Troopers did unspeakable things to me." With her legs spread wide in the doorframe, they were totally uncovered and seemed endlessly long. Reaching out with both hands, Leonard began to stroke her hips; from the outer thighs up to her waist. Penny knew he couldn't feel her skin through the gloves, but the soft fur felt incredibly erotic as he stroked her. From there he moved his hands up and squeezed both breasts with the bikini top in place. He attempted to make Chewbacca's throaty growl, but it was more comical than realistic.

"Chewie...what are you doing," she sounded surprised, "release me before they come back." Grunting, Leonard hooked a finger in the front of her top and yanked. The loosely tied string around her neck and the Velcro fastening in the back gave way and the bikini top fell to the floor, revealing her magnificent breasts. Growling again, Leonard just stood there and admired what he had always thought were perfect tits. As she feigned a struggle, they wobbled and jiggled on her chest. Perfectly round, 36C with just a hint of sag, mounds of flesh stared back at him. Her large pink areola were elliptical and surrounded huge nipples which were already engorged with arousal.

Reaching out, he cupped a tit in each gloved hand and lifted then up and down as if weighing them. He began to caress them gently and the soft fur of the gloves felt incredibly erotic to Penny. Leaning forward, he used the mouth opening to extend his tongue and licked first one nipple, and then the other. It was a struggle for him against the mask, but he was able to trap her nipple between his teeth and gently nibble on her soft bud, while stroking her sides with the soft gloves. "Oh God, Chewie," Penny/Leia moaned, "that feels so good, but you shouldn't be doing it." Standing back up, Leonard began to lick the sides of her neck, knowing how much she enjoyed it.

Penny's body shivered and Leonard dropped to his knees between her spread legs. Hooking his fingers in the sides of her belt and pulled downward. The Velcro fasteners on her wide hips released and the belt and attached material drifted to the floor. He remained kneeling at her feet as if worshipping her now naked body. Restrained spread eagle and nude in the doorway, he thought she was absolutely perfect. The light coming from Sheldon's former bedroom window behind her framed her body and accentuated her prominent cameltoe. Leonard had to suck in his breath as he just sat and admired the work of art before him.

Sensing that he was on the verge of leaving the fantasy, Penny called out: "Chewie...stop this now...let's get out of here." Swiftly brought back to the real; or actually the fantasy; world, Leonard began to run his furry hands up and down her firm thighs; tickling and exciting her. Her magnificent nude body started to squirm against her restraints; her tits jiggling erotically. Leonard couldn't feel her soft flesh, but could tell by her reactions that the soft fur was having the desired effect. As he leaned into her groin, he could smell her excited scent and could see droplets of her lubrication beginning to leak out of her slit.

He always marveled at her vagina and the way her left labia was slightly more puffy than the right. He never got tired of the sight of her pussy and could just study it for hours; if given the chance. As his furry thumbs caressed the sides of her slit, he watched as her inner labia began to protrude and spread out. Her lips reminded him of a pink butterfly's wings and he wasted no time in leaning forward and licking the sides of her mound. Penny's naked body trembled as his tongue extended up inside her hole, splitting her slit and scooping out her abundant juices. "Mmmm," she heard him half-mumble, half-growl trying to stay in character.

As he lapped at her slit, Leonard reached up with his soft, furry hands and caressed her incredible tits. First with a light, feathery touch to just tickle and tease, and then squeezing and roughly fondling the soft flesh. While attempting to pinch her fat nipples between his gloved, furry fingers; he captured her swollen clit between his teeth and gently bit down. He was rewarded by his mask being flooded with her arousal and her body thrashing against the bands holding her limbs. Smiling at his expert stimulation, a strange thought crossed his mind for just a brief second: "I wonder what the washing instructions are for this costume."

Sitting back on his heels, he watched as Penny's/Leia's body trembled and shivered and her fluids drooled down her pale, silky thighs. While she was recovering, he tightened the belt on the Wookie dildo, making sure his own dick was comfortably inside it, and slid it through the flap on the costumes crotch. He was convinced that she was now wet enough and ready to be violated by the giant Wookie cock. Standing up in front of her, he beat his fists against his chest and imitated the Wookie growl. Penny could see the huge dong waving in front of him and was more than ready to be fucked. Keeping in character, she warned: "oh my God, Chewie...that thing is so big. If you do this, there is no going back. What will we tell Luke and Han?"

Leonard growled once again, stepped forward, went into a deep knee-bend and spread her lips with his furry fingers. Nudging his enormous crown between her slit, he started to stand up. He could feel the resistance of her tight hole and shoved upward, splitting her labia and pushing into her pussy. "Oh God," Penny moaned as she felt her slit being spread wider than ever before. Knowing she was well lubricated, Leonard started to straighten his knees, sliding farther and farther up into her tight tunnel. The sensation of having her snug hole being invaded by such a gigantic pole was exquisite and absolutely orgasmic for Penny as her head fell backward and she moaned: "yesss...yesss...that feels sooo fucking good."

The entire length of her pussy was being stretched further than ever before, and Penny's naked body thrashed against her bonds. He was sliding so slowly up into her that it was excruciating for her; feeling her hole being stretched inch by inch. When he was finally pushing into her cervix, Leonard stopped so that she could enjoy that first penetration...it was something they always did. The expression on her angelic face was worth a fortune to him. Parts of her vaginal wall were being stimulated for the very first time, and to Penny it felt like someone had shoved their arm up her snatch.