Bernadette and Howard finally connected on the computer. Howard apologized several times for hooking up with Dr. Stephanie, but told her he did it for reasons he couldn't talk about. He told her he would explain when he came back to earth.
Bernadette wasn't that sorry and told him so; "I'm sorry Howard, but even though you had that penis extension surgery, you still have a lot to learn on how to satisfy a woman."
"I understand Bernie and I promise to be more attuned to your needs in the future. Maybe I can take some pointers from some of your current lovers. To be honest Bernadette, I really got turned on watching you with Glen and Leonard. Maybe if I watched in person, I could really get some lessons."
"Howard, I can't believe what you're saying. Do you really want to watch me fuck some other guys?"
"Well yeah, as long as you're satisfied, that's my main concern. I wouldn't mind a threesome; you know the two of us and whomever you want to bring into the bedroom with us. After that I really get to satisfying you like you expect, maybe we can add a woman to our bedroom."
"We'll see Howard, but I'm still really mad at you for fucking that doctor up there. I'll hold off any judgment until you get back here and explain. When are you expected to return to earth?"
"We're set to return a week from tomorrow. It will take another day to get to Germany and then we'll go to Houston for debriefing. So it should be nearly two weeks till I return to Pasadena. Listen Bernadette, I have some work to do up here, so I'll have to sign off, I love you Bernadette!"
"I love you too Howard, I'm not sure if I like you too much right now, but I have to say, I still love you. I just hope we can work things out, till later Howie, bye!" She was gone before he could reply and she was out the door to work.
Across town Amy and Alice were in the apartment and Amy was having a heated discussion with Alice; "Why does Sheldon and his friend love comic books as much as they do, I think they are trite and basically childish!"
"You are so wrong Amy, its stories put to pictures. It was the first type of communication in the world, look at the cavemen. I have an idea, let's go to the comic book store and I'll prove it to you."
"I doubt if you can change my mind, but let's go I'll go with an open mind."
They got to the store and Stuart was on Alice's side and the two of them teamed up on Amy. Just then Wil Wheaton came into the store and he teamed up with Alice and Stuart to persuade Amy who slowly understood what they saw in the graphic stories.
"You know Amy; I know Alice draws and narrates some very, very graphic, steamy stories. I purchased a few from her and have an extensive collection at my house. Why don't the three of us head over there and I'll show them to you."
Amy looked at Alice and she nodded her approval and the three of them headed over. While Alice and Amy followed Wil in their car, Wil got on his cell and called Brent Spiner; "Hey Brent I have two comic book freaks on the hook. They're following me in their car and we'll be at my place in about five minutes. How about joining me for a wild evening?"
"Thanks Wil, I'll shower and change and be over there in about half an hour. Thanks for thinking about me, I'll owe you one."
"Listen Brent, Alice is a real freak; I think you'll owe me more than one after tonight. One other thing, if you really want to set her off, come dressed in your Data uniform, see ya soon!"
Amy and Alice pulled into the driveway behind Wil and followed him into the house. He took their jackets and after offering them drinks, he excused himself; "I'll be back in a few minutes, I have to change. Make yourself comfortable, drink-up and Amy get ready to be persuaded to love comic books and everything connected to them!" Before she could reply he turned and headed into the bedroom.
Amy and Alice sipped their drinks and made small talk while they waited for Wil to come out of the bedroom. Before he could come out of the bedroom, there was a knock on the door.
Alice got up to answer it and when she opened the door, her jaw dropped and their stood Brent Spiner, dressed as Data from the show, Star Trek Next Generation. "Oh my god, Data!" She turned to Amy and yelled out; "Amy, do you have any idea how I idolized him when I was younger?"
Amy walked over Alice and Brent and put out her hand; "Hello Mr. Spiner, I'm Amy Farrah Fowler, nice to meet you!"
He took her hand in his and kissed her hand; she shivered and looked up at him and replied "Oh myyyyyyyy!"
Just then the bedroom door opened and Wil walked out in his Star Trek uniform and it was Alice's turn to swoon; "I can't believe we're in the same room with two cast members from The Next Generation."
Wesley Crusher walked over to the two ladies and smiled; "I thought the two of you may get a better perspective of our industry if you were immersed in it, please come with me." He led them into another room and opening the closet door, there was an array of female Star Trek uniforms. He turned to them, please look through them and pick out one for each of you. Down below are shoes and accessories to match, try them on. Data and I will be out in the livingroom waiting for you." He turned and left before they could protest, but it was evident Alice was totally into this, she just had to convince Amy.
Wesley and Data were drinking beers and talking. They both stopped in mid-sentence when the two of them walked out of the bedroom. They were both wearing the tiny short uniform dresses of the Star Fleet uniforms. Both of them had their hair pulled back and piled upon their heads. They looked sexy in the knee-hi boots and golden tights beneath the dresses.
Alice walked over to Wesley and stood before him. She smiled when he didn't look up, he just stared at her boots and slender thighs encased in the golden tights.
Amy moved over beside Alice and stood before Data and looked down at him. He met her gaze and smiled up at her; "You two look amazing and would make excellent Star Fleet officers."