This episode isn't so much a gang bang, but more like some one on one sex along with a lot group sex.
For those of you who do not watch Big Bang on a regular basis, Special Agent Angela Page was played by Eliza Dushka.
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Howard was seated at the university cafeteria eating lunch with Sheldon, Leonard and Raj. He broke into the conversation; "Listen guys, I just wanted to let you know that the sex yesterday in your apartment was like none I have ever experienced before."
Sheldon broke in; "How do you think I feel Howard, before last week-end I never experienced sex at all!"
Leonard laughed; "I'll tell you Sheldon you sure made up for lost time. Tell us Sheldon, was it a one-time deal, or are you now hooked like the rest of us poor suckers and hooked on pussy and fucking?"
Sheldon shook his head; "Oh no Leonard, I'm a scientist and can't be involved in all that touching and exchange of body fluids on a regular basis.........BAZINGA! WHEN CAN WE DO IT AGAIN!!!?"
Leonard looked at the group; "I think we created a monster, so tell us Howard, what were you going to say before Sheldon broke in?"
"I didn't break-in, he just wasn't interesting any longer, but I guess I'll struggle and listen to his tripe!"
Howard sat forward in his chair; "Well after we went back to my place, Bernadette and I decided to move up the wedding, she's out now with Penny and Amy getting fir for her wedding gown!"
Leonard and Raj looked interested, but Sheldon looked disinterested as always. Raj broke in; "So when is the wedding Howard and who's your best man?"
"The wedding is a month from last Saturday and I was going to ask you to be my best man."
"Oh thank you Howard, I'll throw you the best bachelor party ever and maybe I'll meet a woman there to hook-up with."
Leonard looked at Raj, "You don't find women at bachelor parties, they are there for the money and not for your personality. Anyways you can't even talk to women unless you're half in the bag. Raj you remind me of a story of a man who walks into a woman's correctional institution with a sack a paperwork that allows the women inmates to go free" Raj stood up and shook his head at Leonard; "So what you are saying I couldn't get laid in a woman's prison with a handful of pardons."
"Hey Raj I'm just calling it as I see it."
Just then Howard's cell phone rang, he looked at it; "It's NASA....Hello Wolowitz here, uh ha, yes, yes, okay!" He hung up; "They just moved up my flight to the space station to two weeks from today, I'll have to postpone the wedding. They also said before I can go the FBI will be doing a security check on me, just a formality."
He looked at Sheldon; "He said the FBI will be interviewing my friends and associates. Please Sheldon don't fuck this up for me, please!"
"Howard how would I do that?"
"Just by being yourself!"
Just then Leonard's cell rang; "Hello, uh ha, yes, okay this evening at eight will be fine, thank you Special Agent Page!"
He looked at Howard and just then Raj's cell went off; "Hello, ah, ah, ah!" He handed Leonard the phone; "Hello, yes Special Agent Page, this is Rajesh Koothrappali's cell phone, but you see he can't speak to woman, it's a mental problem unless he had alcohol in his system.....Hold on I'll check. Can you speak with her tomorrow morning here in your office?"
Raj nodded; "Alright Special Agent Page tomorrow morning at ten will be fine. I'll make sure he has a swig of Nyquil before you get here, alright, goodbye!"
"Raj, what the hell?"
"Sorry Howard, what was I to do, I froze. Like Leonard said, I'll be okay tomorrow after a bit of Nyquil!"
"Don't fuck this up for me Raj or the best man is off the table, just not too much Nyquil, okay?"
Just then Sheldon's cell rang; "Hello, yes this is Sheldon Cooper, yes I understand, I was told not to blow it for him..... Oh I know a lot about Howard!"
Leonard shook his fist at him; "Listen Special Agent Page, how about you interviewing me at the same time you interview Leonard Hofstadter, we live together........ NO Special Agent Page, we live together, but don't live together, I'll explain to you at eight tonight!"
Howard looked at Sheldon; "I'm not going to the space station! There is no way Sheldon can talk to the FBI without fucking it up for me!"
Leonard spoke up; Listen Howard, luckily she'll be interviewing us together and I'll make sure he doesn't stick his foot in his mouth!"
"Hey I resent that Leonard; I can keep secrets!" Just then his face began to twitch!"
Howard shook his head; "I'm toast!"
Leonard's cell rang; "Hello, well hello Lesley.... Yes I know about Agent Page, uh ha, yes, yes, uh ha. Oh Lesley you wouldn't do that would you. Okay I'll tell him, bye!"
Leonard turned to Howard; "You're right Howard, you're not going to the space station!"
Howard's jaw dropped; "What, why not!"
"That was Lesley Winkle and she told me she was meeting tomorrow afternoon with Agent Page from the FBI. She said she's going to tell the agent about you and the Mars rover. How did she find out?"
"Well after sex, it sort of came up, a little pillow talk so to say!"
"See Howard, you're bragging after sex has come to bite you in the ass!"
"Well what was I to do, I was sort of inadequate in bed and had to charm her with my accomplishments!"
Sheldon scoffed; "And you thought telling Lesley Winkle about the Mars Rover would change that!"
"Don't bust my chops Sheldon! What can I do Leonard?"
"Well she heard about your operation and if you go over to her place tonight and impress her, she may be swayed to keep her mouth shut, if you know what I mean."
"Leonard, I can't do that, I'm engaged to marry Bernadette, what am I supposed to do?"
"Well Howard, once again your bragging has gotten you into trouble. As for Lesley, you didn't seem to mind fucking the shit out of Missy yesterday."
Oh I don't know Leonard, what do I do?"
"Let me try and describe your situation using Physics Howard. What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?"
Howard had a befuddled look on his face; "Screwed?"
"There you go!"
Sheldon scoffed; "Bazinga Howard, that was a good one Leonard!"
Howard stood up; "I guess I'll be at Lesley's place tonight, just make sure Sheldon doesn't blow it tonight with the FBI agent."
Howard stood outside Lesley Winkle's apartment, he knocked on her door and she opened it looking better than she ever did before.
Her dark auburn hair was curled and hung loosely around her shoulders. She was wearing a simple white blouse, opened to her pert breasts and below that was wearing a full black skirt. For the first time that Howard could remember she was wearing make-up and she looked very alluring.
"Come in Howard, we can't do it out in the hall with the door open!"
"Listen Lesley, you have me over a barrel here, so let's just do it!"
"Whoo cowboy, slow down! Come on in and have a drink."
Howard took a deep breath and settled down. Taking the drink from her they sat and talked for about a quarter of an hour and the tension slowly disappeared.
Lesley put her drink down and taking Howard's drink put it down besides hers. She leaned forward and swept the bangs on his forehead and planted a soft kiss on his lips.
As if a dam broke Howard was all over Lesley. Their tongues dueled from one mouth into the other.