(Fictional story about fictional characters)
Penny was sitting behind her glass-top desk at Zangen Pharmaceuticals contemplating her life...in other words: day-dreaming. The day before, the CEO of Zangen had presented her with a plaque recognizing her as "Salesperson of the Year," for her marketing campaign for their newest Erectile Dysfunction drug. The company had made a small fortune on the sales and he also granted her a substantial salary increase. She chuckled to herself when she remembered telling her husband about the award and he had replied: "they could cure all Erectile Dysfunction if they just put your picture on the box." He was the sweetest, kindest, most thoughtful man she had ever met and she couldn't imagine what her life would have been like if they had never met. She truly loved her "little Ewok" with all her heart.
Putting her feet up on the desk and leaning back, she stared at the beautiful crystal vase containing two dozen long stem red roses, surrounding one large purple one. When they had been delivered that morning, she read the card: "Congratulations to the most wonderful person in the universe. All your hard work paid off. My eternal love, your little Ewok." Of course, she had immediately called him at Cal Tech to thank him and ask the significance of the purple flower. She could hear him smiling as he told her, "well, you know the red ones signify love; and the purple rose is a symbol of royalty...you are my princess." At the time, tears had come to her eyes as her heart swelled and her affection for Leonard increased exponentially; if that were possible. Every time they met someone new and explained their long, sometimes torturous, journey to marriage; he would always tell them that he was indeed the luckiest person in the world. Now Penny was certain that it was the other way around.
He was always the bright spot in her life, no matter how gloomy things got; and he had been since they met...always positive, always cheering her up when she needed it. Lately there had been so much on her mind; especially the "Bernadette situation." Her supposed best friend, Bernadette (who also happened to be her immediate supervisor at Zangen), had blackmailed Penny into appearing in an x-rated video with her starring several black men. She had threatened to tell Leonard about an adult film Penny had made early in her acting career when she had been totally broke and faced with the task of making big-money immediately or going home to Nebraska and admitting failure. Bernadette and Howard had been so smug about their leverage over Penny that she seethed every time she thought about it. Luckily, the realization had occurred to Penny that Bernadette had much more to lose than she did if the truth leaked out.
Zangen would definitely fire the executive Bernadette, but might actually find a way to put a positive spin on their ED drug being used by porn actors with their salesperson. Child Protective Services would undoubtedly remove baby Halley from the Wolowitz household and place her in a foster home. Penny had thought about that for a long time and decided that she could never stoop that low, to Bernadette's level, but she would never let Bernadette know it was only a bluff. Plus, Bernadette's parents were "old school" conservative and would probably never forgive her. The biggest problem now was that they had coerced her into signing a contract for a series of "Blonds On Blacks" films starring the "Golden Gurls." She knew it was just a matter of time before Bernadette called her to say they had produced a new script, and it haunted her every day.
It was a dreary, depressing late January day in Pasadena; the type of day where having a window in your office didn't brighten the mood and Penny decided to pay a surprise visit to the one person who always made her happy. With a mischievous look on her face, she quickly formulated a plan and headed over to Cal Tech. With her newly earned status, she pretty much was able to make her own schedule and didn't bother checking with Bernadette; who she was basically on a "hello...goodbye," relationship now anyway. It was a typical rainy-season day in Southern California, drenching water courtesy of the Santa Anna winds pouring from the sky, so no one even blinked at her long, stylish raincoat and umbrella as she signed in the lab's Visitors log. Leonard's lab was at the end of a corridor and she could see that the door was wide open, but she made a point of knocking anyway...to make an entrance. She wished she had a picture of the way his face lit up when he saw her standing in the doorway...the same way it always did when he saw her. "Oh wow...what a great surprise," he exclaimed, "what brings my princess to my humble domain. I'll give you the proper welcome hug in a minute, as soon as I finish tweaking this," he told her while his hands worked on a piece of sophisticated looking equipment, "nice raincoat, by the way." Her heart swelled at how genuinely happy he always was to see her.
"Well, in answer to your question," she began, "I missed my man and thought I would bring you lunch." Flicking a toggle switch and glancing up, Leonard noticed that she wasn't carrying any take-out bags. His eyes were drawn to the red heels and sexy bare skin of her ankles peeking below her trench coat and he made a mental note that he could have sworn she had worn slacks that morning. He chuckled to himself that she was the only woman on earth who could stir his arousal by exposing just her naked ankles. "So what is my mad scientist working on today," she inquired while hanging her umbrella on his convenient coat rack.
"Well it's really quite exciting," he began, and then laughed. "No it's not; force of habit for when someone from the finance committee pops in...I'm just adjusting the settings on my new laser so I can do some boring mapping. I wish I could say I'm developing a high powered laser to shoot down incoming ballistic missiles...but no. So what are we having for lunch?"
Penny turned to close the door and he could see she was unbuttoning her coat. When she turned back to face him, she had a grin from ear to ear and asked, "how hungry are you?" Using both hands, she threw her raincoat wide open to reveal that the only articles of clothing she was wearing was her red heels...she was totally nude under the coat. He actually dropped his screwdriver and suddenly felt weak in the knees at the sight of, what can only be described as, his naked blonde goddess.
"H-o-l-y shit," he blurted out, "I'm...I'm pretty hungry...famished, in fact." He set down the component he was working on and just stood back, gazing on the most perfect female form he had ever seen as if it were the first time." "My God you're beautiful," he almost whispered. The lining of the raincoat acted like a frame for the masterpiece of her body. Starting at her sexy red heels, Leonard's eyes drifted up her endlessly long and shapely legs which ended at her perfect camel-toe. Her completely shaved mound was emphasized by her wide thigh gap; her plump lips resembling two peach halves separated by a coin slot. Her taut tummy surrounded her tiny belly button and led to the most magnificent breasts he could imagine. They hung slightly on her chest but at the same time were totally firm; a full 36 C of luscious flesh. Pink elliptical areola topped by darker pink, gumdrop sized nipples invited him to suckle. Swan-like and graceful, her neck and angelic face were framed by cascading blond tresses and Leonard found himself wanting her so badly that his prick throbbed in his pants. He felt like he should drop to his knees and bow to her presence. "I am the luckiest man on earth," he spoke in a whisper as he stared at her perfection. She slid the coat off her arms, her breasts jiggling seductively, and hung the wet garment on the rack. Walking towards him wearing nothing but heels, her breasts wobbling as she moved; Penny said, "I think someone mentioned a welcome hug."
