Last Man Standing: Season 6 Ep 10, 11 & 14
Everyone in this story is at least eighteen years of age when having sexual relations
After Eve's encounter with Ryan, she thought about fucking him constantly. He wasn't her first choice, but he was always available and she liked being fucked by an average sized cock. It was a welcomed change from Rob's huge cock, her father's fat cock and even Kyle's above average cock.
She joined Ryan and Kyle in the living room to watch a zombie movie. All of a sudden Ryan grabbed the remote and paused the movie again. She looked to him, "What the fuck, why are you pausing it again? The zombie was about to get killed."
He threw up his hands, "Yeah, with a shotgun. Zombies are attracted to noise. He might as well yell, "Hey, zombie, we're in the barn."
She sat back disgusted, "Well, that was certainly worth stopping for. Can we watch now?"
Kyle sat up, "Hold on. Tell me, Ryan. The zombie has him cornered. How was he supposed to kill him?"
I'd use a shovel, which is right there."
Kyle shook his head, "A shovel to kill a zombie? Even if you could somehow sever the spinal column, the head can still bite you."
All of a sudden Kristen came home and Ryan looked to her, "Kris, can you kill a zombie with a shovel?"
She was dead tired from working all day at the grill. She looked at him as she passed through the living room towards the bedroom, "Uh, I'm fucking dead tired. Kill him yourself."
She stopped when Kyle spoke up, "We need you to settle an argument."
She continued out of the room., "Yeah, I'm not the right person for that, being a grown-up and all."
Eve leaned back in her chair, "You know, I really wish we could enjoy some mutilation and bloodshed like civilized people, but all two morons do is argue."
Kyle scoffed, "That's because one of us thinks he's an expert. I don't want to say who, but he has a beard and his name is Ryan."
Ryan replied, "Well, one of us has read every zombie graphic novel, seen every movie, TV show, and even the one zombie musical. Name it, too late "Thriller!"
Eve jumped in, "Okay, you know what? It's the same thing every week, so I'm settling this. Next week we're going to have a contest. I'm going to crown one of you the ultimate zombie authority."
Ryan cut in, "And that would be me."
Kyle stuck out his hand, "Nope, that would be me times infinity."
She continued, "I'm going to give you details of a zombie invasion. You are each going to have to tell me how you would survive. I pick the winner. He's the ultimate zombie know-it-all. We never pause the show again, boom!"
Ryan nods, "You're on."
Kyle grins at Eve, Deal"
Ryan looks to Eve, "So what is our reward?"
Eve looks to him and then to Kyle. She bites her lower lip and smiles seductively, "The prize it me, you get to have sex with me in front of the loser."
Ryan was grinning from ear to ear. He was hoping at another shot at her and this was his chance.
Next week rolled around and Eve was dressed to kill. She was wearing a tight pullover blouse. It was easy to see she wasn't wearing a bra under it. Her perky nipples were showing through. Below that was a tiny leather skirt that had a large zipper from her belly button to the hem and it barely covered her tight little ass.
Kyle stared at her. He loved how she had her tiny glasses on, looking like a school teacher and her hair was pulled back in a high ponytail, "You know Eve, it isn't fair."
She looked at him, licking her brightly painted red lips, "How so, Kyle?"
You look so fucking hot, how are supposed to concentrate on the zombie scenario you pose to us?"
Ryan chuckled, "It is part of her plan, but we are both staring at the same incredible sister-in-law, are we not?"
Eve blushed and winked at him, "Got you there Kyle, so are we ready?"
They both sat down and tried to listen, and not droll over the woman pacing back and forth before them. The knee high black leather boots didn't help either.
She began, "The sun sets over Denver, Colorado. The city is swarming with zombies. Infections are occurring at a rate of 100 per hour. Major complication--the virus is being spread by...."
Ryan blurts out, "Water, wind!"
Kyle adds, "Uber drivers."
Eve shakes her head and her ponytail dances over the swell of her firm tits. She's already getting wet just thinking about getting fucked tonight. She blurts out, "Bats! Which swarm at night, and it's getting dark."
Ryan looks at her gorgeous toned body and draws in a deep breath, "Wait, and you become a zombie through a bite?"
She continues, "To make matters worse, there is one super zombie that can turn you with a stare."
Kyle smiles, "You always here about the super zombie, but you never think it's real."
Eve continues, "All communications is cut off. All you have is a truck and fuel--Kyle, go!"
He stutters, "Uh, first stop is Outdoor Man. Stock up on weapons, ammo, and jerky. Then I take the fight to them, sounding the horn, attracting the zombies, and starting a full scale war."
Eve takes notes, "Aggressive, I like it. Ryan, proceed."