Leonard came home from a day at Caltech and knocked on Penny's door to discuss the day and see if she wanted to do something that night. They were dating -- again -- but, by design, they were taking it slow this time.
After discussing their day, Penny broached the subject. "Hey, you know how we've been taking things slow?"
Leonard nodded, "Mm-hmm."
"Well, I've been thinking. Maybe I'm ready to take things a little faster."
"Oh?"
Penny snuggled up to him. "Mm-hmm."
"And I promise, after waiting four months, fast is what you're gonna get," Leonard said. The pair chuckled.
"You know, just one thing. Look, we're in a really great place right now, and I don't want to do anything that will make stuff all weird again," Penny cooed.
"So we won't let it get weird."
Penny kissed him. "Okay. Oh, and just a heads-up, mmmm, since the last time you saw me naked, I got a Cookie Monster tattoo. The acceptable responses when you see it are 'awesome' or nothing."
"What about 'Cookies'!" he said doing his best Cookie Monster impression with a chuckle.
"How about we move back into 'that' slow, too?" Penny said breathlessly, sliding down to her knees.
"Oh? What did you have in mind?"
"Welllllllll..." She pulled her top over her head and threw it to the side, revealing that she wasn't wearing a bra today, showing off her 35 inch bust and perfect, firm breasts. She dropped to her knees and quickly had his pants unfastened and headed towards the floor.
"Oh!" Leonard exclaimed, pleasantly surprised.
His thick 8 incher jumped out of his pants, eager for attention.
She grabbed him and began to tenderly stroke its shaft. "Hello, you. I've missed you." She gave the tip a kiss. She looked up at Leonard. "Are you ready for this?"
"After four months? Yes, I'd say I'm more than ready."
She opened her mouth and took him in, slowly at first. He gasped, then moaned, "Ohhhhhhhhhh." He had forgotten how velvety soft her lips were.
Her head began to bob to and fro faster, her hand stroking the shaft, following her lips. It felt like he was getting a blow job and a hand job at the same time. The feeling was magnificent! Her free hand began to molest her own tits, groping them, pinching and pulling her erect nipples. It wasn't long before she was taking his full length in, deep into her throat. All Leonard could do was moan and place his hands on the back of her head. His hips began to thrust in time with her head movements, his balls slapping against her chin.
With a cock in her mouth and her own hand groping her tits, she was getting wetter and wetter. But this was about taking care of Leonard. There was no way he would last long enough in bed to satisfy her needs after four months of making him wait. No, she would give him this quickie blow job and satisfy her own needs later. For now, this was about taking care of Leonard.
She could feel Leonard begin to throb in her throat. She knew he wasn't going to last much longer. She removed him from her mouth and cupped her tits, holding them up for full display. She looked into Leonard's face. "I know you've missed the girls. How would you like to give 'em a big, sloppy cum bath?"
Leonard grabbed himself and began to give himself firm, fast strokes. "Yes, I'd like that a lot!"
Four months worth of spunk shot out from his hose, the first rope landing just above her breasts, splashing across the top of them. A second rope shot out, hitting her in the chin and splattering across the front of her neck. Another shot rang out, landing in her cleavage, quickly streaking down onto her taut stomach. She replaced his hand with hers, coaxing several more spurts out onto her tan tits, covering them in white spunk.
Meanwhile, in the Wolowitz household, earlier that day Howard had gotten a phone call notifying him that his mission to the International Space Station had been moved up from leaving in three months to leaving the following week. He would be leaving for Russia in a few days.
Howard and Bernadette were wrapping up their sexcapades in Howard's bedroom. Howard had both hands gripping the headboard of his bed, pumping his hips, sliding his tiny tool between Bernadette's magnificent 34C cup tits.
"C'mon, Howie, show me, show me your blast off," Bernadette squeaked.
"Uh...uh...3...2...1..." A stream of white cum spurted out of Howard's joy stick, running down her chest and down the side of her neck, into her long, blonde hair. A second stream emerged and followed the same path. He pulled out from between her breasts and stroked several more droplets onto her nipples and tits. He rolled off of her as she spread the spunk around, covering the entirety of her breasts.
After Howard had caught his breath he said, "Close your eyes. Put out your hand. I got you something special."
Bernadette smiled. "Come on, Howard. I'm not falling for that again."
"No, really, here." He handed her a necklace.
"Oh, Howie. A little star, it's beautiful. Put it on me." She raised her head up and rolled to the side.
"Okay, but I'm going to have to get it back from you so I can take it to the International Space Station. That way, when I come home, you will have a star that was actually in space."
"Oh, my God. This is the most amazing gift I've ever gotten."
"Really? Well, if you like it that much, then close your eyes and put out your hand."
From downstairs Howard's mother called. "I'm going to the supermarket to buy snacks for your trip. Do you want me to get those little boxes of Froot Loops you like?"
"No! When I eat Froot Loops, the other astronauts make fun of me!"
"Howard, I don't want to wait until you're back to get married," Bernadette sighed.
"What?"
"I want to be married to you before you get in that rocket."
"But I'm leaving in two days."
Again, Howard's mother called. "What about Apple Jacks?"
"I don't need to take cereal!"
"What kind of breakfast do you think they're going to give you in Russia?"
Bernadette continued, trying to ignore his mother. "We'll have a quick little ceremony with just our friends, and we'll still have the big reception with everyone when you get back."
"Wow. Okay. Let's get married!"
Back in Penny's apartment, Leonard looked like a scolded child. "I'm sorry. I did, I crossed a line. I didn't mean to!"
"Who says something like that right after shooting cum all over their girlfriend?" Penny was covered in cum from her chin to her belly button.
"I don't know, it just came out. People say weird things during sex all the time."
"Okay, well, they sure as hell don't say that."
"It was the heat of the moment."
"No, the heat of the moment is, ooh, yeah, just like that, not 'will you marry me?'"
"I'm sorry. Just, just give me another chance."
"Why, so you can stick your cock back in my mouth and go, 'hey, baby, want to go look for houses in neighborhoods with good schools?'"
"Again, I'm sorry. You know, with Howard and Bernadette getting married, I got caught up in a little wedding fever. I take it back."
She stood there, trying to pull her top over her sticky, cum covered tits. "You can't take something like that back. I mean, what are we even supposed to do now?"
"Okay, at some point, we'll look back and this is going to be a funny story. Why don't we just start doing that now?"