Believe it or not, I fuck celebrities for a living.
My name is Michael. I'm a 21 year old bloke, bisexual, who has the best job in the world. Yes, you heard right. I fuck celebrities.
You see, it all began when I met this rich guy. And I mean FUCKING rich. This man could probably buy most of the countries in the world. For security's purpose, I cannot tell you his name, so we shall call him Mr. Smith. Mr. Smith came to me one day with an extraordinary proposition. I don't know how he found me or why he chose me, but I was glad that he did. You see, he was willing to sponsor me to have sex with celebrities… as long as I video taped the experience. He was an avid "watcher", if you know what I mean.
This is the basics of my job: Mr. Smith gives me the name of a celebrity each Monday. They can be anything; male, female, movie stars, sports stars, music stars, anything. He then puts me on his private plane, and flies me out to the location of the star. He then gives me a very generous sum of cash, the surveillance equipment, and an order to find the celebrity that he had named and get into their pants by the Sunday, when he would return with his plane and give me another generous sum in exchange for the videos. He has promised that if I ever fail, I will get the sack. And it can be very hard to convince straight male celebrities to fuck me. But then, all celebrities are very greedy, and I have plenty of cash to spare…
So, I've got the best job in the whole world. I get to see lots of places, the pay is HUGE, and best of all, I get to fuck the world's most beautiful celebrities! Of course, it's all hush-hush, and I always have to go under a different name, but Mr. Smith has enough "invested" in the law and law enforcement agencies that I always get off the hook. It's amazing.
Anyway, this is the story how I got the job…
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I looked at my watch. Damn, he was late. I could not wait to get my first name: I had already been informed of what this job entailed. I was really starting to enjoy the fact that I was single. I couldn't believe it; I was going to get PAID to fuck a CELEBRITY. My mind raced with the idea of fucking both male and female celebrities, the world over. Oh, I couldn't wait.
"Michael."
The voice nearly made me jump as a cloaked figure slipped into the chair opposite my table. It was the perfect location; the booth was out of the way of prying eyes, and most people were at home by this late anyway.
"Mr. Smith?" I asked hesitantly. Was this really him?
The figure nodded. "Now, Michael, I've heard all about you. I have heard very good things. But you must understand… I don't want just very good." He leaned close and whispered even quieter now. "I need the best."
I nodded.
"As I understand it…" he looked around before continuing, "… you are bisexual, right?" he whispered.
I gulped, and nodded. He nodded back.
"That's good to hear. You see, I also… like both."