All of the following is complete and total fiction. Not a single word of it occurred, nor would it.
Bedside Manner
by MrMaxLord
Starring Hailee Steinfeld
(MF, Oral, Cons)
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Few things are worse than a look of utter disappointment on your girlfriend's face, especially when there was nothing you could do to wipe it clean
That was the position I found myself in. From the limited view I had in my bed, that look was radiating off of my girlfriend, Hailee Steinfeld's, face. It was even worse, because she knew there wasn't anything I could do. I was fresh from the hospital after an emergency appendectomy and was pretty much bed-ridden for a week.
"I don't feel right leaving you alone, Randy," she said. She was genuinely concerned, pacing back and forth in my bedroom. "It's just a festival. I can go next year."
"Look, babe," I said. "You should go. Have fun. Besides, you have a quick gig to do there. I'm not going to lie and say I won't miss you and wish you were here, but you've been waiting for this. You shouldn't have to stay behind because my internal organs gave me a big fuck you."
She smiled at me then walked to the side of the bed. kissing me on the cheek. "Are you sure?"
"I'll be fine. I have a bunch of books, TV, movies, and of course I can call you to completely interrupt any and all fun you'll be having without me, I'm set. Besides, if I need anything, I actually have a nurse on call thanks to my mom worrying about her widdle baby. I doubt it will get that far, but I just want to make it clear, you don't need to worry. I'll be fine."
"Oh, a nurse, eh?" A playful tone was in Hailee's voice, matched with a raised eyebrow. "I see your game now, mister. Going to the hospital, surgery, all to fulfill every man's sexy nurse fantasy."
"You saw right through me babe. This whole thing was a very expensive ruse just to get you a few hours away so I can get some middle-aged trim in pastel scrubs."