"Still The Beaver"/"The New Leave It To Beaver" was a syndicated TV series that aired from 1983-1989 and depicted the characters in the original "Leave It To Beaver" sitcom as adults. "The Donna Reed Show" aired from 1958 to 1966, the year the actors portraying Jeff and Smitty marked their 21st birthdays. The following is a work of erotic fan fiction, the events of which are completely made up and did not happen, and is no true reflection of the characters depicted within or of the intentions of the scriptwriters of "Still The Beaver" and its predecessor series or "The Donna Reed Show."
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On the second day of spring break, Eddie looked out the window around mid-morning and saw two handsome young men walking up the drive to the house.
They appeared to be fellow college students on a hike. Both were wearing tight T-shirts that accentuated their well-developed pecs and biceps, and "short shorts" that didn't come more than halfway down their thighs.
"Hey Wally," Eddie called to his friend in the kitchen, "come take a look at these hotties."
Wally came in to the great room and stood by Eddie at the window.
"That guy in the khaki shorts isn't just any hottie," Wally said. "He looks like Jeff Stone."
"Who's Jeff Stone?" Eddie asked.
"Another student at State," Wally replied. "I've had a few classes with him. I think he's pre-med. His father is a big doctor in Hilldale, Dr. Alex Stone. My mother has gotten to know his mother, Donna, through the alumni wives association."
"Who's that with him?"
"Probably Smitty. I hear that Jeff and Smitty were real close friends in high school and Smitty tried his darndest to get into State only after Jeff decided to go there. Word going around is that Smitty just barely squeaked in, with Jeff pressuring his parents to pull some strings to help Smitty get in, and by now he's taken almost all the courses State offers that aren't over his head."
"Think there's a good chance of us ending up in a foursome?" Eddie asked with a mischievous grin on his face.
"I don't know, Eddie," Wally replied, "but we'd better play it cool. I don't want Jeff to say anything to his parents that'll get back to my parents."
Wally and Eddie each threw on a T-shirt and khaki shorts to go outside and greet the two visitors as they got closer to the house.
"Hey!" Wally called out to the two guys. For once, Eddie was letting him do all the talking.
"Right back atcha," the boy Wally ID'd as Jeff yelled back. "You're Wally Cleaver, aren't you," he said when they got within hand-shaking distance.
"Yeah," Wally acknowledged, "I'm surprised you remembered me."
"Yeah, I remember you from Early American History class. And we were in English Lit 1 together. I'm Jeff Stone, and this is my friend Smitty. Well, his real name is Morton Smith, but everyone calls him Smitty."
"Hi," Wally said, acknowledging Smitty. "This is my friend, Eddie Haskell. He goes to State too. You may have seen him around campus."
"Yeah, I think I have," Jeff replied. "Smitty and I were just going on a hike. We hadn't realized this is a private drive. We hope you don't lock us in a cage for trespassing."
"Heck no, we're glad you're here," Wally said. "This is my parent's vacation place, but Eddie and I are spending spring break here by ourselves. Well, just us and my younger brother Beaver, er Theodore, and his friend Gilbert. It's just your standard sausagefest."
Eddie thought he saw Smitty give Jeff a meaningful glance when Wally said sausagefest.
"Well, come on and let us give you a tour of the place," Wally said, motioning for Jeff and Smitty to follow him.
When they got to the pool in back of the house, Eddie asked "Who'd like to take a swim?"
Jeff and Smitty looked at each other, then Smitty hesitantly answered "Well, sure we'd like to. But we don't have swimsuits."