Batgirl's Desert Experience
The cool night air and silence of the Nevada night washed over Batgirl. Behind her the motorcycle left a plume of dust and grit in the air. Before she became Poison Ivy Pamela Isley had worked at an agricultural station in the desert and Batgirl thought it was the best place to start looking for the source of the strange pink gas.
What she hadn't realized was how far of a drive it would be to get there.
Taking a signal from her GPS Batgirl turned off the dirt road onto road that was practically a track. Reducing her speed the vigilante navigated around holes that could break a truck axle.
A few more twists in the road and Batgirl found the station. Three small buildings surrounded by barbed wire. A greenhouse, a bunk house, and a lab all left to warp and rot in the desert sun. Or maybe not abandoned if the stake bed truck and dusty VW Beetle were any clue.
Getting off the bike Batgirl crept toward the bunkhouse. Inside a floor board squeaked. Reaching into her utility belt the Dare Doll took out a small flashbang grenade. Sliding up the door she pushed it open a few inches and tossed the grenade inside.
There was a loud bang and the bunkhouse filled with light.
Batgirl was inside before it faded. Already ducking low to avoid a baseball bat. Coming up Batgirl threw a kick into her attacker's stomach.
"Fuck!" shouted a woman's voice. "That hurt ya know."
Not speaking Batgirl dived toward the voice. A pair of soft breasts hit her in the face as she tackled her assailant. One hand came up and grabbed the arm that still gripped the bat.
"Give it up Harley," demanded Batgirl. "Whatever you and Ivy are up to it's over."
Beneath her Harley Quinn stopped struggling and blinked. "Brat-girl? What are you doing here?"
"Stopping you and Ivy from giving poison to super thieves."
"Fucking what?"
Hearing the confusion in Harley's voice Batgirl paused. "Riddler, Two-Face, and Maxie Zeus. Someone gave them a new poison gas."
"It wasn't me!" Yelled Harley. The movement of the other woman's chest threw Batgirl's attention to how their breasts were mashed together. "I just got here."
Batgirl climbed off of Harley, but watched her. Training with Batman had made Barbara Gordon good at spotting liars and Harley was a poor one to begin with. "What are you doing here?"
Harley sat up. In the dim light Batgirl watched the other woman's chest move under the red and black tube top. Harley was showing a lot of her chalk white skin between the top and here tiny denim shorts.
"I'm here to save Red," said Harley. She winces and stretched. "Jeez, you didn't have to kick me so hard."
"Focus Harley. What do you mean save Red? What kind of trouble is Ivy in?"
Absently Harley looped her bat though the air. "Think I know? All I know is Ivy said she'd be out here and I thought I'd swing by."
Sighing Batgirl replied, "You came out to Nevada to make a booty call?"
"Red's got a booty worth calling. I landed, she wasn't answering the phone, I came here, and a ginger bitch tried to kick me in the tits."
"Get out of here and I'll look for her."
"Nah." Harley kicked her leg up on an abandoned desk and bent forward. "You'd only send her to Arkham."
"Do you want this to be a fight?" asked Batgirl. "You might have the bat, but you won't win."
"You know Bats needs to help you kids with your trash talk. If Red was here I wouldn't be this dressed and if Red is in trouble I'm not leaving her there." Harley traded legs. "Besides I know where the door is and isn't it easier to have me show you than to have to look."
"I'm not getting rid of you am I?" Batgirl shook her head.
"Nope."
"Alright, but if Ivy isn't the victim here I'm taking both of you in."
Harley grinned hugely. "You can try."