This story is based on the characters from the TV sitcom show, WKRP in CINCINNATI. This is not meant as an infringement on their copyright of the series, but fulfills the fantasy of mature audiences only.
(This story contains scenes of NC gang sex.) If this topic disturbs you in any way, then do not continue. If on the other hand, you enjoy such situations, enjoy.
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WKRP Cast
Jan Smithers - as the shy and demure Bailey Quarters, WKRP's commercial programmer.
Loni Anderson - as Jennifer Marlowe, WKRP's sexy blonde receptionist.
Howard Hesseman - as Dr. Johnny Fever, daytime DJ for WKRP.
Gary Sandy - as Andy Travis, WKRP's programming manager.
Tim Reid - as Venus Flytrap, nighttime DJ for WKRP.
Gordon Jump - as Mr. Arthur Carlson, the infantile station manager.
Frank Bonner - as Herb Tarlek, WKRP's advertising manager.
Richard Sanders - as Les Nesman, WKRP's inept news director.
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Part One
Bailey Quarters, WKRP's shy twenty- four-year-old researcher and commercial programmer, couldn't believe what she had just done. She had brazenly, if not shyly, walked into the studio and asked Johnny Fever if he would go out with her. Sure it was only for a Bogart movie, but for her, it was something nice girls just didn't do. And it didn't seem to bother her that he was old enough to be her own father.
Johnny didn't see anything wrong with it. He still didn't realize the crush the tall, overly shy, brunette had on him. As far as he was concerned, it would just be two friends going out together to see a movie.
Bailey was overjoyed. She immediately went to talk to the radio station's receptionist, Jennifer Marlowe. Jennifer was a stunningly beautiful blonde bombshell, who somehow managed to keep her job while doing very little work. Yet, somehow she managed to keep the station functioning very efficiently. Her ample cleavage left little to the imagination of anyone visiting the station. She was constantly being propositioned by Herb Tarlek, the station's advertisement director, which she controlled with ease.
"Jennifer?" Bailey asked her voluptuous friend. "Have you ever asked a man out before?"
"Of course not," Jennifer responded with absolute certainty.
"Well," Bailey continued giggling like a teenager. "I just did, and he said yes."
"Really," Jennifer smiled back, happy for her shy friend. "Anybody I know?"
"No," Bailey started. "Well yes."
"Is it somebody in the station?" Jennifer continued prying.
"Well, yes he works here," the shy woman confided. "He's so... wow! So nice. So gentle."
Les Nesman, the station's incompetent, but lovable, news reporter walks in at this time and overhears the two women's conversation.
"With long blond hair," Bailey continues, ignoring the presence of the little man. "And such a... a nice tight ass."
Les blushes profusely misconstruing the description as being Jennifer and that the two women were talking about going out together for sex.
"You'r... you're both sick!" He blurts out towards Bailey, flustered.
And he walks out quickly from the reception area. Both women look at him in shocked disbelief, but know full well that he is very strange most of the time anyway. They ignored his outburst and continued on with their discussion.
Meanwhile, back inside the studio booth, Johnny receives a phone call from a past girlfriend. When she asks him out on a date that same evening he accepts, completely forgetting about his previous commitment to Bailey.
After his shift, he chats with Andy in the bullpen. He goes on and on about how hot this woman was. How that, for two years that they lived together, she gave him the best sex that he had ever experienced. And that out of nowhere here she was in Cincinnati and calling him up out of the blue to rekindle their romance.
"So, Andy," Johnny starts asking. "Can you spot me a few bucks?"
"Can't do Johnny," Andy responds to his request.
"Johnny, Johnny," Herb, listening in, throws in his own advice. "You have to know how to treat a woman right if you expect to get anything out of a relationship. To really win over a woman you have to take her to a nice place. But whatever you do. DO NOT TAKE HER TO YOUR PLACE."
"Why not?" Johnny asks the polyester salesman.
"Because Johnny," Herb answers him. "You're place is a dump. You have to impress her with good taste. A good meal with nice soft, romantic music."
By now, both Andy and Johnny are captivated by Herb's apparent expertise. Which is surprising by itself, considering how sleazy he usually acts.
"Okay, okay," Andy asks. "What do you do next?"
"You get them drunk of course," Herb responds and turns back to his work on his desk.
Just then, Johnny's friend and fellow DJ, Venus Flytrap walks into the bullpen for his night shift on the air. Johnny walks up to him and is just about to start a conversation.
"Venus," he starts off. "My man."
"No," Venus says flatly.
"What, no?" Johnny responds. "I haven't asked anything yet."
"No money," Venus says.
"Oh c'mon Venus," John begs. "I got a hot date tonight with the hottest woman on this continent. All I need is for you to spot me a twenty, that's all."
"Sorry Johnny," Venus repeats again. "No can do."
Desperate, Johnny goes from one staff member to the next for some pity cash for his night out with Bailey with no luck. In desperation, he goes out to the lobby for his last chance, Jennifer.
"Jennifer," he starts. "Would you ever consider loaning some money to some guy?"
"Never," she answers bluntly. "Men give to me. I never give to them. It would set a bad precedent."
"Of course," Johnny concedes. "Was just asking because I have this date tonight with a girl, but I'm flat broke."
Jennifer smiles as she realizes that Johnny was asking the money for his date with Bailey that night. Not knowing that he had completely forgotten about that date and set up another with his old girlfriend Buffy. So, in her ignorance of his change of plans she offers Johnny the use of her apartment.
"Really?" Johnny asks surprised. "Won't you, like be needing it?"
"Not tonight Johnny," she answers him. "I'll be going out for dinner in Washington."
"Is that like Washington D.C.?" Johnny asks.
"Yes, Johnny," she tells him. "Men do that for me."
"I bet they do," he answers back.
"Now you have a good time tonight with your date," she tells him as she hands her keys in his hands.
Part Two
That evening, Bailey waited patiently for Johnny to come pick her up for their date.
Unfortunately, unbeknownst to her, Johnny was already in Jennifer's apartment with Buffy. Who's intention was to sue him for palimony, but that isn't important for this story.
Outside the studio, a saddened Bailey looked longingly out the window in the hopes that Johnny would show up. Turning around she entered the radio studio and sat next to Venus Flytrap, the black, night DJ for WKRP.
"Have you seen Johnny tonight Venus?" Shea sked him.
"No," he answers honestly. "No, I haven't Bailey."
"We were supposed to go out tonight you know," she whimpered.
"Oh yeah," he said back to her. "That's good."
"But he hasn't shown up yet."
"When were you supposed to meet him?" Venus asked.
"Oh, about eight o'clock," she answered him.
"Uh, Bailey," Venus looked over to the wall clock. "Its... like almost ten now."
"Uh, I know," she answered shyly. "You don't think he had an accident or something do you?"
Just then, the studio phone rings and Venus answers it. It's Johnny on the other side and he is in a state of panic. Venus tries to follow the ramblings of his DJ pal. From what he could decipher someone was trying to sue him for something or other.
"Ok, ok Johnny," he tried to calm his friend down. "Calm down. I'll be off in about thirty minutes and be right over. Where are you anyway?" There is a pause as he listens to Johnny's directions. "You at Jennifer's apartment? How did you manage that? No, never mind. I'll be there soon. Hold on."
Bailey was listening to the one sided conversation and began to worry. She was sure that Johnny was hurt or something.
"Is Johnny all right?" She asked Venus.
"Oh, yeah he's all right," Venus answers the worried girl. "He just got into some trouble with some woman."