This is a work of complete fiction. It just popped into my brain and I wrote it down. Everyone in this story is of legal age, whoever you are, where ever you are. No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you. No one over legal age should read this for the same reason. Please feel free to repost this in any non-pay site but it would be nice if you could let me know where. All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person. Comments are always welcome and appreciated. No character is under 18 years old.
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Natasha Romanoff, aka Natalie Roman, aka Shield Agent Romanoff, aka The Black Widow was trapped. Trapped in the expanded guts of the S.H.I.E.L.D. hellicarrier. Trapped with her worse nightmare. Trapped with the Hulk.
Fear did not come easily to Natasha. Raised as a assassin and a spy when she was just a child and later recruited into S.H.I.E.L.D., she had seen and done far too much to succumb to fear. But the Hulk... When Agent Caulson informed Natasha that she would be the one to bring in Banner a cold chill had ran down her spine. She knew handling Banner would be no problem by herself. But the Hulk... Banner was a lonely man on the run and probably desperate for a little meaningful human contact. Natasha had known that the best way to approach Banner was with a seemingly unofficial and honest way. But the Hulk... She was a gorgeous woman with a fit and toned body, heart shaped ass, flaming red hair, full lips, sparkling blue eyes and large, firm C-cup breasts. She had no problem approaching men and engaging them. But the Hulk...
Now Natasha was trapped in a situation she had never been trained for. Trapped with the Hulk. He was massive: Nearly nine feet tall, almost 3 times her width, capable of lifting or crushing several tons, more than capable of jumping 3 miles in a single leap, bullet proof and completely unpredictable. He was a mountain of unrepressed rage.
As a spy Natasha was capable of speaking a dozen different languages fluently, slipping into any number of different identities. All of which were completely useless against the Hulk.
As a assassin Natasha was capable of silently killing someone a dozen different ways. She was equally skilled in unarmed combat, firearms, knives and even poisons. All of which were completely useless against the Hulk.
As a agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Natasha had access to world class, top secret documents and Intel, the latest in high-tech weaponry and tools years more advanced than anywhere on the planet. All of which were not here in the bowels of the hellicarrier. All of which were completely useless against the Hulk.
Banner had already been worked up and treading the thin line between human and rage monster as the entire group argued but then surprise took them all. An attack on the hellicarrier happened at just the wrong moment and the explosion had knocked Natasha and Banner into the lower levels. The last straw for Banner and he started to turn. Ripping through his clothes and targeting her. She had been the one to bring Banner from Calcutta. She had been the one, it was her fault. Natasha had tried to make a run for it, to give Thor time to make it to her, but had damaged her ankle in the fall. She had made a little head way out of sheer terror, putting some distance between herself and the monster, but a back handed slap had sent her flying though the air and off a steel wall. Her skill set had left her prepared for anything she used to think. But the Hulk...
Natasha brought herself shakily to her feet as the Hulk stood growling over her, surely preparing to smash her to paste. She silently accepted what was going to be a rather sticky death. Thor would never make it in time. Natasha took what was sure to be her last breath, her firm breasts pushing against her tight uniform, and her life flashed behind her eyes. Her training as a child, jet-setting across the globe as a spy and dealing in secret files and private information, the blood she spilled and the people whose lives she had ended as a assassin, meeting Clint when he was sent to kill her but being recruited instead, being introduced to Fury, the secret missions with S.H.I.E.L.D. and recruiting Banner. As a child she was taught how to spy, how to fight, how to insinuate herself into people's lives and when best to lie, cheat, steal or kill. "No..." she suddenly thought. "how best to lie, cheat, steal, kill or seduce."
Even as a child Natasha had been beautiful and she had been taught how best to use her charms. With a overly dramatic swoon she pretended to collapse against the wall. "Oh Hulk. You win. I should have known better than to lie to Banner. No wonder you're angry. You have definitely taught me a lesson. Hulk is the strongest one there is."
The Hulk gave Natasha a strange look as he slowly raised one of his giant fists
Natasha reviewed everything she knew about the Banner/Hulk dynamic. If Banner hated something then the Hulk hated it. If Banner was hungry then the Hulk was hungry. And if Banner was attracted to someone then the Hulk was attracted to them and if Banner was lonely then the Hulk too was lonely. Natasha cocked her hips to one side and arched her back, pushing out her chest. "I bet Banner was pretty upset when he found out we had a cage for him. Probably pretty upset at me for not telling him, huh?"
Natasha slowly raised one of her hands up to the neck of her tight uniform, careful no to startle the Hulk. "Boy. It is sure hot in here, huh Hulk? I guess I shouldn't have shot that steam pipe then?" She talked slowly and lovingly to the Hulk, as if he was a child. A large potentially murderous child. "And Banner... I bet he couldn't have handled all this steam. Could he? Nope." Natasha slowly started pulling down the zipper of her uniform, exposing her slender neck and her sweaty cleavage encased in her sports bra. She dropped the pitch of her voice, going from calming to seductive. "I bet it's not too hot for you. Not for the The Incredible Hulk. I bet Banner couldn't take all this heat."
Natasha pulled the top of her uniform open, exposing her bra encased tits and gleaming abdomen, hoping her idea would work. Desperately hoping to change all of Banner's anger at her from violence into something she could use. "I can imagine all the things Banner wanted to do to me. All those mean..." Natasha shrugged her uniform off her shoulders leaving her only in her sports bra from the waist up and letting it dangle behind her. "...nasty little things." She ran her finger tips across her chest as she seductively licked her juicy lips. "To bad he wasn't man enough to catch me." She began to slowly saunter over to the Hulk. "Not like you Hulk. You caught me. Didn't you?" Natasha continued to stroke her chest with one hand and placed her other hand on the Hulk's massive chest.
The Hulk lowered his arm as woman stroked his chest with one hand and ran her other hand down her own chest, over her large tits, down her sweaty abdomen and used one finger to slowly circle her belly button. A quizzical look washed over his face as he spoke for the first time in a booming voice. "Hulk... catch Red Woman?"
"That's right Hulk. You caught me. And I bet you could do all those nasty, naughty little things to me that Banner couldn't." Natasha started to slowly run her hands down the Hulk's chest to his abs, tracing the muscles with her fingertips.