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Somewhere in Space
Thanos' gaze beheld the glowing pink vial he held in his hand. He turned to his chief scientist, "You are certain these will achieve the desired effect? If you fail me again, I will bathe the starways in your blood."
The scientist shifted uneasily and bowed his head low. "Yes, Master. Our scouts have spread the spores across the galaxies. The spores are microscopic but fast-moving, and they have already begun to seek out their respective targets based on the specific genetic makeup provided."
"And the targets? They won't realize the effects?"
"The spores were designed to be slow-acting," the scientist replied. "They will enhance their targets' natural desires and urges by increasing their bodies' chemical secretions and hormone production. The spores should not cause an instantaneous reaction."
Thanos smiled. "Good. Then we wait. We wait until these so-called heroes are sufficiently distracted. And then we strike. Monitor the target subjects. Inform me when it is time."
Upstate New York: New Avengers Headquarters
Pepper Potts walked into the suite she shared with Tony Stark, kicking off her heels and dropping her bag and files onto the desk in the entrance hall. The living quarters weren't as lavish as Tony's usual penthouses and mansions, but the suite was still quite nice compared to some of the other Avengers' living quarters. Usually Tony was always working late on some project or another, so she was surprised to hear movement from their bedroom and see that the lights were on inside.
As she approached, Pepper heard high-pitched moaning coming from inside. Her pace quickened, a dark fury spreading across her face. She had warned Tony that if he ever reverted to his playboy ways and was unfaithful, she would murder him. Pepper slid the bedroom door open, fully intent on fulfilling her promise. But instead of catching Tony with some bimbo, she saw him lying completely alone and naked on their bed, furiously jerking himself off.
"Oh, shit!" Tony exclaimed as he saw her, grabbing a pillow to cover his crotch.
Pepper turned toward the opposite wall, where the moaning was coming from. The projector wall, normally used for briefings and engineering blueprints and the like, instead showed two lithe redheads in ancient Greek togas. The girl who was on her back moaned again as the other buried her head between her legs.
"Uh, this isn't what it looks like." Tony said as he hit the control panel, and the wall abruptly faded away to its normal blank state.
"Oh?" Pepper looked back at him. "Because it looks like you were jerking off to some lesbian porn."
"Well, let's be honest here. This isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing."