Note- Inspired by hit movie Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery, with Haley Atwell as Austen Prouder and Liz Hurley as Mrs. Kensington. Doctor Evil can only be Mike Meyers himself. Whoo, ho, ho!
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London July, 1967
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The Summer of Love had well and truly landed in swinging London and the hot and humid day had not cooled off much by the hour of midnight. England and Carnaby Street had become the centre of the world as the nation wallowed in the success of the Beatles, the World Cup win at Wembley and mini skirts. A Jaguar E Type in shocking pink pulled up at the curb of the buzzing nightclub in Soho. The 3.8 litre engine purred and then sighed as the driver turned off the ignition. The unique sports car was the limited edition all aluminium version, one of only twelve made in England.
"Shall we, Mrs. Kensington?"
"Certainly, Austen. Let's do it."
Number one agent in MI6, Austen Prouder was charming, attractive, vibrant and a world renowned photographer. Smouldering hot in her pink and black check mini dress she adjusted her wide brimmed cap which sat on her wavy chestnut locks. Wearing a pair of pink go go boots over white tights she turned to her partner and looked at her with big brown eyes under kohl eyeliner.
"After you."
They both got out of the car and stood for a moment in the sultry evening air. At almost six feet in height in her stiletto boots Mrs. Kensington looked sleek and shagadelic in a skin tight black leather cat suit with the front zipper tantalisingly lowered to show off a plentiful cleavage. The jaw dropping beauty had a flawless complexion and enviable figure. Blessed with blue eyes and an engaging smile she spoke in a sophisticated voice. Truth be told the outfit was not an ideal choice in the clammy atmosphere and her panty less crotch had accumulated a certain amount of moisture.
"Thank you."
The pair of British Intelligence agents had been advised by their chief, Basil Exposition, that their nemesis, the megalomaniac Doctor Evil, had planned a trap for them at the newly opened Technicolor Sound Machine And Pussy Cave Club that very evening. Undaunted they quickly entered the establishment and were confronted by loud music and revelry from the crowded premises. Bright coloured lights played out on the dancers like World War Two searchlights as the sound of the Beatles song Penny Lane could be heard.
"Yeah baby, yeah. Groovy!" Said Austen with a big grin as she surveyed the scene.
They stood right in the centre of the room and both began to groove to the loud music.
"Drink?"
A young woman in a PVC mini dress smiled at them both and stood awaiting their order. Austen hesitated for a moment and then spoke.
"I think I'll take a swipe at a Harvey Wallbanger.' She answered.
The secret agent spun around and landed a right hander on the chin of the waitress, much to Mrs. Kensington's surprise.
"Why on earth did you hit that woman?"
"Because baby, this is a man, man!"
Austen wrenched a wig off the dazed figure on the dance floor to reveal a young man in the dress.
"Well I never."
"It's one of Doctor Evil's assassins."
Austen stood up, unaware the man was still conscious and wielding a knife.
"Look out!" Yelled her sidekick.
The tall and leggy spy in the black cat suit gave the assassin two karate chops, followed by an elbow to the face and a knee in the groin.
"Good work. Now my dear fellow, where is Doctor Evil?"
As Austen dragged the man to his feet a shot rang out from above and he slumped dead in her arms.
"There he is, upstairs!"
The smoking hot spies drew their firearms and rushed up the stairs, two at a time in pursuit. The crowd screamed and panicked at the surprising events and began to disperse in the ensuing mayhem. As the women got to the top of the stairs they were stumped by three adjoining doors, all closed.
"I wonder which way he went?"
"Let's try the middle one." Said Austen.
She turned the handle and both of them were blasted in the face by a puff of knockout gas. They collapsed slowly to the floor as two goons lifted their limp bodies up and spirited them away.
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"Welcome Austen Prouder, welcome to my evil domain."
Austen raised her head and discovered she had been stripped naked and placed on a circular bed. Beside her lay Mrs. Kensington who was equally nude and moaning inaudibly. Before them was the bald pated Doctor Evil in his ubiquitous grey suit and white shoes. Standing next to him were two imposing looking black men in dark glasses and nothing else. Stark bollock naked they stood with folded arms and tight lipped mouths, their enormous members slack between their muscular thighs.
"May I introduce my evil henchmen men. On my left is Willie Dicker, and on my right is Hugh Jardon."
( Say 'em fast- Author)
Austen was initially impressed by the physique of both men. Strong upper bodies, prominent six pack abs and chiselled thighs.
"I knew you wouldn't be able to ignore the trap I set for you. You have meddled in my dastardly affairs once too often Miss Prouder, and I intend to get you out of my hair once and for all. Metaphorically speaking."
The sniggering egotistical criminal ran his hand over his smooth head.
"You always think of yourself as England's female lothario and so my boys here are going to shag you and Mrs. Kensington to death. What a way to go, hmm?"
"You'll never win, Doctor Evil. I used to think you were crazy Doctor Evil, now I think you're screwy. Well, bring it on baby, yeah."
Austen sat up and shook her partner to rouse her. As the men focused on the pair of naked stunners their cocks sprang to attention and both women widened their eyes. Their pricks, dark as midnight, swelled in a primal hunger, distended heads enlarged. In particular Austen Prouder had huge tits, high and firm with no discernable sag as they drank in the naked forms of the English agents.
"Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Come to mama you gorgeous hunks."
Austen spread her long legs out and began to rub her increasingly damp pussy, her brown thatch darkening from the moisture that seeped out from between her thighs. She licked her lips as she ran a finger up and down her slit, tilting her chin up proudly. Her perfect breasts now had the nipples at full attention and begging to be suckled.
"You like this baby? What to stick your tongue inside? Do you?"