Sorry for the title. I had this idea of a Jedi fucking a Sith Shortstack that I really wanted to write about. That and the idea of an alien who got high off pheromones. Why not combine them? Viola! Shortstack fucking and creampies ensue!
There might be canon problems to this. If Disney doesn't care neither do I lmao.
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"Only a mistress of evil, Cel!" Kard replied, slamming his yellow lightsaber down. His target slipped out of the path of his stroke like he had been moving in slow motion. Standing just about waist high on an average human like any other Gilbari, Cellesta Wyle did not look like a formidable opponent. But only a fool would underestimate an acolyte of the Dark Side.
"Evil? Oh Kard," Cellesta giggled, "Your naΓ―ve morality never fails to amuse."
She slid on her soft-heeled shoes along the tiled floor of the ancient temple, dodging several strikes with all the grace of a Twi'lek dancer. The quick motions made her dark blue flesh jiggle in ways that would make even a devoted Jedi's mind wonder what was beneath her slitted black robes. Kard had seen it all before and still had to keep his mind on task.
Kard's breath was controlled, his movements careful and considered. Without the crackling blade in his hands, he could have been any other human in the galaxy. Ear length brown hair grown long and wild out of apathy as much as a desire to hide his face, he still wore the purposefully inconspicuous travel clothes he'd had with him since he'd left on his exile. They moved well, but he felt out of step without the familiar flow of a Jedi's robes.
"You're not taking that Holocron. Your Master will have to come claim it himself from my cold, dead body."
She laughed again, this time at his scowl. "Oh how I've missed our chats. You do know how to talk to a girl. But...my time is not infinite." From beneath her robes she withdrew a pair of knives. With a flick of her thumbs, they began to vibrate.
"Vibro-knives? You haven't earned your red saber yet?" he asked. It was his time to smirk, as he saw the slightest hint of a blush on her cheeks.
"A Sith doesn't just pick up a crystal off the ground. We take ours from a Jedi. And look forward to claiming yours!" She pounced, sailing through the air as if launched. She still only rose to a height slightly above his own, so it was only a matter of meeting her blades in flight and deflecting her until her attack turned into a panicked roll.
"All your mind games and your blade work is still lacking." Kard regained his stance, a new energy filling his limbs. Cellesta was fast and clever, but she wasn't half the warrior she thought she was. She howled, pouncing at him again. His saber snapped against her knives.
For a moment, he flashed back to the first moment they'd met. Both of them Padawans, both of them trying desperately to impress their Masters. But where Kard excelled in the discipline and calm, Cellesta had always been an untamable force. But where she saw that as her strength, the teachers at the Temple had told her it would be her downfall.
"Was it all a lie?" he asked.
The playfulness in her expression faded. "I never lied to you, Kard. Even up until the end. You can't blame me for what happened."
He broke away from the melee. He took the moment to wipe away the sweat forming on his brow. His opponent tried to hide her own exertion, but the rise and fall of her chest was obvious.
"I don't suppose you'd prefer to talk this one out? I don't want to hurt you."
Cellesta raised an eyebrow. "You could have fooled me."
Kard gestured over his shoulder to the pyramidal object on the dais behind him. It glowed faintly in the presence of two people adept in the Force. "You know what that is. Many people could get hurt if your Master gets his hands on this data. You can walk away. Tell him I got to it first."
"I don't think you understand my Master very well. He doesn't tolerate failure, any more than he tolerates betrayal."
"You could always...come with me."
"You serious? I thought we settled this back on Lighthouse Ord. But..." She put away her daggers and set her open hands out at her sides. "You were always a romantic."
After a moment of indecision, he deactivated his lightsaber. As important as his mission was, Cellesta was...Cellesta.
"Please," he said.
She smiled sadly. "I'm afraid not. I still...I don't hate you, Kard. I know you don't want to think of us as the same but my Master, as harsh as he is, has given me so much. He picked me up with the Jedi betrayed me. He can give that to you too. I know you don't agree with what the Order stands for."
"I'm not a puppet in Master Yoda's show. But the Sith are monsters. Violent zealots of a savage past. You know that. You're better than them, Cel."
Only the dripping of water broke the silence between them. Neither made a move to start the fight again, but neither could leave. Not without the Holocron.
Cellesta strolled over to the dais, making sure Kard could see both her hands at all times far away from her weapons.
"All this effort over some historical record. I remember we used to keep each other from falling asleep in Master Beltk's lectures on the Mandalorian Crusades. I've never known a more talkative Talz in my life."
He snorted. "You still managed better grades than me. I had no idea how, considering you and I spent our time off..." He drifted off but they both filled in the gaps. The rules of the Jedi on forming attachments, especially romantic ones, were very clear. Rules neither of them agreed on or followed particularly closely.
"You know," Cellesta began, running her fingers along the surface of the artefact, "I've missed those nights. You and I. Together."
Kard plucked her hand off the relic. "You're not going to trick me into letting you take it. I may not be ascetic, but I'm not stupid."
The Sith apprentice brought his hand to her mouth, lightly sucking on his finger. The Jedi knew he should balk. He should walk away and never look back.
But it was Her.
He knelt down and kissed her. She wrapped her arms around him and kissed just as hard back. Kard stood, lifting her off the ground with one hand while clipping his lightsaber back on his belt with the other. Her familiar weight felt comforting. Though she'd gained a few scars in the interim, and her limbs were more toned from harsh combat drills, she was still the same Gilbari who had stolen his heart all those years ago.
"We don't have long," she whispered as she fumbled with the cord of her robe, "I have to report back soon." Her clothes fell away, exposing her disproportionately ample chest, thick thighs, and adorable taut tummy. She wore no underthings, a habit she had apparently kept from the days when they'd sneak into the gardens outside the temple and fucked like Harkalian Rabbits. Kard fished himself out from his pants, something more difficult than usual given that he was carrying his partner.