"I'll just go down and get a paper," Lionel announced after showering and dressing. Jean, Judy, and Sandy all nodded their acknowledgments.
As the door closed, Sandy turned to the mother and daughter. "Do you think he's going down there to gloat?"
Both Jean and Judy gave Sandy a look. "Lionel's not that type," Jean said huffily.
***
"Hi Ly."
Lionel momentarily grimaced at the familiar—all too familiar—way Alistair greeted him. As he looked up from his paper at the younger man's beaming countenance, he suddenly realized how much he wanted to talk to him. "Morning, Alistair," he said gruffly, not wanting to encourage him.
Alistair pulled up a chair and invited himself to Lionel's table. Before Lionel could say anything, Alistair had ordered coffee for himself and a refill for Lionel. "So," Alistair beamed, "how's my two favorite people?"
Lionel gave Alistair his best pained expression. "Both Judy and Sandy are fine."
Alistair frowned. "You know I meant Jean and you, although Judy and Sandy would be three and four."
The coffee arrived. Both men sweetened their cups, Lionel waiting until Alistair had taken a sip before responding.
"You know, Alistair. I'm really glad to see you this morning."
Alistair nearly choked on his coffee. Composing himself, he stared at Lionel.
"No, really. Something happened last night and this morning that has totally befuddled me. You're a man of the world. I now hope you can sort things out for me."
"Anything, Ly," Alistair beamed, all ears.
"Well," Lionel begin in a whisper, leaning towards Alistair in a conspiratorial fashion. "Last night the girls were at home, complaining about men." Alistair's face clouded; Lionel didn't notice. "It seems that the two of them ... well ... well ...well ... pleasure each other."
Lionel waited for Alistair's shocked reaction. When it didn't come, he asked "Well, aren't you shocked?"
Alistair took another swig of his coffee. Setting it down he looked earnestly at Lionel. "Like you said, Ly, I'm a man of the world. I figured they were doing that since the beginning."
"Since the beginning!" Lionel could barely control his voice.
Alistair gave Lionel his you-poor-benighted-bush-country-fool look. "Two young attractive women, sexually in their prime, unattached, sharing the same room. Well ... it has been known to happen."
"But you and Judy!" Lionel stammered.
"Evidently ships that passed in the night." Alistair saw that he had confused Lionel even more. "Look, Ly, I like Judy. Between you and me, I might even say I love Judy. But she doesn't feel exactly the same about me. All that taking her for granted and being full of myself rot."
Lionel sat back in his chair, lifting his cup. "You did take her for granted, Alistair." He took a long draught of the dark brew. Setting the cup down, he looked at Alistair. "And you are full of yourself."
"Ouch!" Alistair said.
"That's not all of it, Alistair," Lionel continued. The younger man braced for more personal detractions. "Well, last night, after Jean and I ... well, you know ..."
"Lionel you sly dog," Alistair smirked.
Lionel gave him his grimace again. "Well, I was going to the loo, and passed the girls' room, and the door was open, so I glanced in as I passed."
Alistair's smirk turned into a grin.
"I was not peeking!" Lionel defended himself.
Alistair just grinned like the Cheshire cat.
"Anyway. They were ..." Lionel struggled for the right words.
"Pleasuring themselves," Alistair volunteered.
"Yes!" he confirmed. "And this morning, it sort of got brought up in the conversation."
Alistair raised his eyebrows.
"The girls had seen someone and wondered if it was me or Jean."
"Jean?"
"Well, when the girls explained what they did, Jean was as shocked and surprised as I was. So the girls thought that it may have been either of us."
"And they wanted to confront the peeking tom!"
"I was not peeking!" Lionel said, this time loud enough to attract the attention of the other patrons. Lowering his voice, "They were just curious as to which of us it was."
"And when they found it was you?"
"Nothing. As I said, just curiosity ...on their part."
Alistair's grinned returned to a smirk.
"But there's something more."
Alistair sat up, all ears.
"Well all that talk about what the girls were doing started with them asking what we were doing that made Jean scream."
Alistair's smirk evolved into a grin again. "Lionel, you old dog!"
"Please, Alistair. This is not about me. Well, not really about me. Anyway, all this talk about sex had an effect on me." Alistair was the Cheshire cat again. Lionel ignored the grin. "Well, I was standing next to Judy and she just reached inside my robe, grabbed my ... my ..."
"Manhood?" Alistair suggested.
"Yes ... my manhood. And swallowed it!"
"You lucky dog!" Alistair smiled.
"Lucky?" Lionel queried, astonished at Alistair's ready acceptance of the act.
"Well, yes," the younger man answered. "Judy is quite good at it. I've been sucked off by some really great cocksuckers, male as well as female, and Judy is up there with the best of them."
Lionel looked aghast at Alistair. "You mean ... Judy did that to you?" Alistair nodded. "And ... and ... and ... men have done that to you, too?"
Alistair added, "And other women."
Lionel could not hide his disgust, but his curiosity prevailed. "And did you do the same to them?"
"Not to the men," Alistair rejoined, enjoying Lionel's discomfort.
"But women don't have ..." Lionel said, confused.
Alistair began to feel exasperated. "Look, Ly. Oral sex—fellatio, cunnilingus, sucking cock, eating pussy—is all part of lovemaking for my generation. I expect every woman I'm with to suck my cock and every woman I've been with—including Judy—has had my face in her cunt. It's all part of sex!"
Lionel was still confused. "But ... the blokes?"
Alistair rolled his eyes. "Ly, Ly, Ly. I'm a publisher. Many of my talent are gay. Writers, poets, artists. Not to mention the staffs of my printers and graphic designers. They think giving me a blow will help their careers. Even the ones who arn't gay. And some are just attracted to me!"
"And you let them!"
Alistair sighed. "Yes, Ly, I let them. Just like you let Judy."
Lionel looked at his cup sheepishly.
Alistair let Lionel stew in his guilt for several minutes, until the silence began to get oppressive. "Why don't we go home, Ly."
Lionel looked at him, "There's more."
"More?"
"Yes, more. Judy didn't let me finish. She said she wanted me randy enough to service her mother."
"You old dog!" Alistair smirked.
"But that didn't happen. At least not right away."
Alistair leaned back in his chair, Cheshire cat again.