*This story is written by Dice Casden and Kristi as apart of our D&K Universe Collection*
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Following his victory over Dolph Ziggler in the main event of a WWE Live Event on May 11, 2012, WWE Champion CM Punk is returning to the backstage area of Glens Falls, New York's Civic Center. Dressed in wrestling trunks and carrying the WWE Championship, CM Punk smirks, "So Dolph is having Mason Ryan protect his scrawny ass at house shows now... wonderful... it's still better than hearing Vickie Guerrero's big mouth at ringside..." Punk says as he enters his locker room where John Laurinaitis's Executive Administrator Eve Torres is waiting with her arms folded. Punk glances at Eve as he casually walks towards a table to set his WWE Championship belt down, "Well what's a visit to Glens Falls with out there being a reason to say... HOOOOO..." Punk says to Eve while giving her a Hacksaw Jim Duggan styled thumbs up.
Eve Torres places her lips together and narrows her eyes as she looks at CM Punk through the lens of her black framed glasses. "You must think you're really funny, Punk..." Eve says, dressed in a black skirt and red buttoned blouse.
"Hey, if you act like a bean-headed ho and dress like a slut around clown shoes, then you're gonna have to deal with it," Punk smirks before asking, "So what do you want?"
Eve slowly shakes her head and unfolds her arms to place her hands onto her curved hips. "First off, maybe a little maturity would be good, seeing as you are the WWE Champion...maybe presenting yourself with an ounce of respect and not appearing as an utter disgrace..."
CM Punk chuckles, "This coming from the glorified cum bucket of the Divas Division..."
Eve Torres pauses for a moment and presses her lips firmly together before she raises her right hand off of her hip "Excuse me? What did you just say!?"
"You heard me... and by the way, Excuse Me is Vickie's line, she says it a lot better than you... which is pretty pathetic if you think about that..." Punk says with a smirk.
Eve clears her throat and places her hands onto the front of her skirt, to straighten the material. "What's the big problem, Punk? What is it? That I used Zack Ryder?" Eve asks with a laugh.
"Nope, you made that very clear that you're a backstabbing twat in heels who happens to to be one of the the biggest ass kisser I've ever seen," Punk smirks.
Eve smirks a bit. "Oh...how mighty of you Punk, being the man of all that's is right in the world, isn't that right, Punk?" Eve pauses and then wickedly laughs. "You know, Punk...you and I aren't that much different if you think about. I use men, I don't deny that...just like you use women..." Eve pauses and nods her head proudly. "Speaking of twats and using women, you must remember that girl you used and forced her to shave her head, I bet you just loved banging that drunken twat..."
"Serena was drunk, but she didn't wear heels... and yeah she was very fuckable, rather shame the WWE fired her and kept you around cause no one gave a shit about you back then... " Punk says before smirking, "And by the way you should thank Zack, cause if you didn't exploit his weakness for tramps, people still wouldn't give a shit about you."
Eve narrows her eyes and glares once again at CM Punk, before she raises her hands up. "Enough! Alright!?" Eve snaps before she clears her throat. "Believe it or not, I did come here on official business..."
"And here I was thinking you were here to wash my back as I grab a shower..." Punk smirks.
Eve crosses her arms once against below her chest and silently glares at CM Punk for a moment. "Last Monday on RAW, when Mr. John Laurinaitis, one of the most inspiring person I know, made it perfectly clear to not make fun of his voice, you went ahead and did it anyway!" Eve says as she raises her tone. " I want you to apologize to me for making fun of his voice.
CM Punk looks at Eve for a long moment before he starts to laugh as if Eve has told him the funniest joke ever written.
Eve presses her lips together. "Something funny?"
Punk holds his hand up as he continues to laugh for several moments, "Oh that was rich... you expect me to apologize to that tool box, Maria must've hit you harder than it looked at WrestleMania..."
Eve looks directly at CM Punk. "I want you to apologize for making fun of John Laurinaitis..." Eve says as she steps closer to CM Punk. "You know, Punk...there are not many job options out there for a man who still lives in the past of having a pathetic, disappointing, low-life drunk of a father..."
"Wow... wow... wow..." Punk smirks and shakes his head, "Well let me tell you how it works in the real world of wrestling Eve... you see, since I am the BEST IN THE WORLD... unlike a lot of guys this company employs, I won't have trouble getting booked in any wrestling promotion, even ones I was blackballed from... second, the only way when your days of mediocre looks fade that you will stay in this business is by hoping Hulk Hogan pops enough Viagra to get his python up... and thirdly, the only way John Laurinaitis will get an apology out of me...is the day he gets in the ring with me and I... accidentally...break his neck" Punk says.
"You will apologize, Punk...and I will not leave until you do..." Eve says as she firmly looks at Punk.
"That's fine with me," Punk smirks as he steps over towards where one of his travel bags is laying in order to pick it up and place it on a table. Punk opens it and takes out a pair of socks, a shirt and jeans while Eve stands with her arms folded. After removing a towel from his bag, CM Punk proceeds to shock Eve as he lowers his sweat dampened wrestling trunks, revealing his toned ass, large cock and sweaty ballsack.
Eve's sultry eyes widen and her mouth slightly drops open at the sight of CM Punk, before she clears her throat and lifts her eyes to look directly at the Pipe Bombing Superstar through the lenses of her black framed glasses. "You really won't apologize, will you?" Eve asks as she places her hands onto her hips.
"What was your first clue? The fact I said I wasn't?" Punk asks sarcastically, "And here I thought Stephanie McMahon was a bean headed nitwit..."
Eve narrows her eyes and shakes her head as she starts to step closer to CM Punk. "You know, Punk...I thought you were just ignorant, but I know what your real problem is..." Eve pauses and smirks proudly. "You're intimidate by powerful women, like myself..."
CM Punk smirks, "My last girlfriend thought that... and then requested time off after I wrecked her ass..."
"There's only one way to get through to people like you..." Eve says with a wicked smirk before she reaches forward and places her left hand around his cock, before proceeding to lower herself down onto her knees.
"The next time I see someone complain about Kelly Kely getting on her knees to get ahead, I'll be sure to tell them you're the one who does that..." Punk smirks as Eve Torres gets an up close look at his huge cock.
Eve raises an eyebrow and glances over the black frames of her glasses. "Insult all you want, Punk...because you know deep down, I am way out of your league..." Eve says with a wicked laugh as she works her hand against his hardening cock.
"Funny cause you're the one jerking me off and I don't recall trying to get into your pants..." Punk smirks as Eve moves her left hand back and forth on his cock.
"I saw how you were looking at me, Punk...the way that every man looks at me, wanting me...lusting after me..." Eve says with a smirk before she lowers her head and starts to slide her wet tongue across the head of his cock.
Considering you're looking like a porn star, what do you expect? People to look at you as if you have any class?" Punk laughs a bit as Eve twirls her tongue around the large swollen head of his long, meaty cock.
"Mmmmm....just keep talking, Punk...that's all you're good for anyway..." Eve says before she parts her lips and takes his cock into her sultry mouth, while she jerks the lower portion of his cock with her hand.
"As opposed to you who just sucks?" Punk asks with his trademarked unimpressed look on his face as Eve seems to savor the taste of his cock as she lightly sucks on the upper half of his dick.
Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Eve Torres moans, wrapping her lips around his cock as she bobs her head back and forth, narrowing her eyes to seductively glare up at Punk.
