At first I didn't see why everyone thought Angelina Jolie was so hot. I saw the movie Gia where she played the suicidal model and she did several nudity shots during that movie and it was no big deal. I saw the Tomb Raider movie (it sucked) and she looked okay, but I think all the geeks were just projecting their adolescent fantasies for the Lara Croft character onto the actress chosen to play her. In Girl, Interrupted, she had the sexy, goth thing going, but it still didn't appeal to me. Then I saw the first promo shots for Mr. and Mrs. Smith and for some reason it clicked. Those pouting lips, those long legs, the full breasts, the scrumptious ass, I finally got it. Angelina exuded sex. Just by looking at her you knew that in the bedroom she would tear you apart unless you were able to keep up with her. Beyond any stretch of the imagination, I found out that I was indeed able to do so.
I work as a high priced freelance computer technician in Boston. I'd built up a list of high profile clients in the Back Bay and Beacon Hill area and I happily spent my days running around posh brownstones setting up in-home networks, cleaning out virus filled machines, and recovering important files. Nothing your average college kid could not do, but I get away with charging $150/hour because I'm available 24/7 and I have a reputation for turning a blind eye to any sensitive information I may happen to glimpse on my clients computer whether it be insider info, or the porn pictures they downloaded. I don't fix and tell.
I also make sure that all the concierges of the better hotels in the area have my number. So when their star guests have computer problems in the middle of the night, I'm the one who gets the call. That was how I managed to meet Angelina.
"Hi, Jason, It's Richard at the Four Seasons. I need you like now. I have a VIP who needs you to set something up on their laptop and she is not willing to wait until our regular guy comes in at 8am. Please call me back ASAP if you can get here."
As soon as I heard the message, I called Richard back.
"Hi Rich, its Jason."
"Thank God. Can you get here in 15 minutes?" Rich sounded pretty stressed out.
"Sure. Just let me know where to send the bill." I always joke with Rich because he hated my rates and was always trying to get me to charge less.
"We're taking care of this one. Just get here okay." Rich hung up sounding pretty testy.
I raced to the hotel and was brought up to their penthouse suite by Rich. When he knocked on the door there she was, Angelina Jolie, and she was looking real good. She had on a tight black skirt that clung to her legs which were sheathed in black stockings. She wore a plain white blouse, silk, with an open collar which showed off just a bit of her million dollar cleavage encased in a lace bra. Her hair was perfectly coiffed and her makeup was wonderfully done with a rich red lipstick. It was a classic look that on anyone else would seem like a simple get up, but on her it looked like so much more. I quickly swallowed all desire to gawk and drool while Richard introduced me.
"Ms. Jolie, this is Jason. He is very experienced and I'm sure he'll be able to solve your problem."
"Hello Ms. Jolie. I understand that you are in a hurry so why don't we get started. Where is your laptop setup?" I was amazed that I was able to speak so calmly in front of this sexpot.
"Thank you for skipping the formalities. I have some sort of special software that the studio set up for video conferencing and I've used it like a thousand times and now it just isn't working." Ironically, Angelina seemed to be the one losing her composure. She took me to the sitting area of her enormous suite where she had the laptop setup on a coffee table in front of an elegant Victorian couch.
"When are you scheduled to have the video conference?" I asked.
"In just about 10 minutes." She replied as she bit her full bottom lip prompting me to think of exactly where I would like to see those lips.
"If you'll please excuse me, I need to get back downstairs." And with that I was left alone with the sexiest woman in show business.
"Okay, let me get into this." I sat down on the couch and started checking things out. She sat down next to me to watch what I was doing. She smelled fantastic, like jasmine and vanilla. "Given the urgency, I'm just going to work as quickly as possible without explaining what I am doing." I cautioned her.
"Please, do whatever you need to do." she said and she patted me on the knee as she got up from the couch to pace around. Her touch combined with the open-ended nature of her line was enough to get things stirring in my crotch.
After some quick poking around I found it was simply a problem with her personal firewall software which was interfering with the hotel networks firewall. I temporarily disabled her software to resolve the conflict. I launched her conference software and it opened immediately.
"Ms Jolie, I think I've fixed the problem" I called out.
She came sprinting around from behind the couch were she was pacing and let out a yelp.
