This story is based on the Batman animated series universe. This is a fun little fan fiction that is not to be taken seriously. Hope you all enjoy it.
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"A full house ladies!" Announced Roxy Rocket as she produced the two of diamonds, and the three of clubs, her winning poker hand. The other women around the table groaned from losing their money.
"So ya bounced on Batman's bone on a bed in a garden warehouse?" Asked Harley Quinn.
"Pah! Your tale sounds like the plot of a badly written nineties' softcore movie." Added Candice as she dished out the playing cards.
Taking a sip from her mixed berry cider, Ivy replied, "I bet I was closer to getting the bat than you."
"Whadda bout you Roxy?" Chirped Harley. "You must have an exhilarating story to tell about fucking the B man!?"
"Don't get me wrong Harley." Answered Roxy as she knocked back a glass of liquor. "I enjoy sex as much as the next girl, but I get my kicks from dancing with death on a razor's edge with my stunts."
"Stunts better than sex!?" Huffed Red Claw. "Well Candice, you seem confident your tale can trump Ivy's so why don't we hear it."
"Alright girls, here is my tale!" Began Candice.
At a rundown apartment complex on the west side of Gotham city, Batman was bounded vertically to a type of bondage apparatus in the middle of one of the apartments. Both his hands were cuffed above his head while his ankles were secured by thick, leather straps along with his waist. He was naked except for his tights and mask. Various worn furniture showed it has been quite a while since it has been occupied. The clacking of high heels stormed across the room as Candice marched towards the dark knight before slapping him hard across the face. If it hurt, Batman did not show any pain. Only a tiny trickle of blood came from his mouth.
"It's because of you I've been cast aside by Rupert Thorne, with the threat of death over my head should he or any of his goons ever caught site of me in this god forsaken city!" Candice barked furiously at the dark knight. "That's what you get when you plan with Bane to off Thorne." Batman replied. "And if that muscle-bound idiot had succeeded in killing you, I would be the queen of Gotham City's criminal underworld, not somebody on the run!" Candice snapped back.
She paused briefly to regain her composure; her angry face transformed into a devilish smile. "But, now that I have you at my mercy, you are going to help me make a lot of money, while I also humiliate and destroy you!" Candice explained.
Batman watched her walk away from him to a table fifteen feet away. On it laid the rest of his costume, and utility belt. Set up next to the table was a video camera on a tripod, pointing directly at him while it was connected to a nearby television that displayed his image.
"Ready ladies?!" Candice called out. With that the bathroom door opened with two very attractive women exiting. Both looked to be in their late twenties.
The first was a blonde, with bright blue eyes and cherry coloured lips, dressed in a short, tight fitting, strapless red dress, with matching stiletto heel shoes. Her golden hair was done in a French roll style. The other was slightly taller. Her raven black hair shot straight down to her shoulders that also matched her dark eye shadow and shiny black lips. She was dress in a white tank top, covered with a leather jacket that matched her leather skirt and knee-high boots. Both women stood next to Candice as they scanned the captive dark knight.
"Batman, this is Tammy & Monica." Introduced Candice. "These two are the hottest porn stars in Gotham city. Many a man would kill to be alone with either of them. But they are both here for you!"
The blonde turned to her companion. "Say Monica, you think he's the real McCoy?" An immoral smile formed across Tammy's partner before she replied, "Legit or not, he certainly looks quite tasty."
"Oh, I one hundred percent promise you two this is the real deal." Candice confirmed to the awe and delight of the adult actresses.
"What do you plan on doing?" Pressed the dark knight. Upon asking, Candice produce a small glass beaker. "The plan is you are going make all of us very rich." She explained. "I hired these two with the promise of making them a video that would make them more money than they could dream. The whole world would stream, download and physically buy the video of two gorgeous women fucking the Batman."
His tone unchanged, maintaining his poise despite of what he just learned, Batman continued with, "and what do you get out of it?" Smiling devilishly, Candice added, "not only will the video humiliate you in front of the world, I've instructed these two to obtain a sample of your sperm. With that and the confirmation from this video I'll auction it off the highest bidder on Gotham's black market. Then all they have to do is get a DNA test done to find out who you really are!"
Candice stepped forward, snatching Batman's jaw in her hand, forcing him to look her in the eyes. "When this is all done, you the hunter will become the hunted by every crime boss in this city! While I'll be enjoying the rest of my life on a tropical beach, drinking cocktails."
Relinquishing her grasp, Candice moved towards the video camera before she hit the record button. Stepping into frame, she proceeded to record her sale's pitch. "Greeting everyone. If you focus your sights behind me, you'll notice that I have the Batman himself captured. Now I'm very sure you're all wondering who the man behind the mask is that has repeatedly interfered in all your criminal activities. Well everyone, today is your lucky day. My fine friends behind me are going to... assist the dark knight by getting a sample of his DNA. This video is to confirm that he is the real Batman, and what I have for the highest bidder is a chance to find out who he really is!"