At this point in the story, you might be wondering how Dorothy would be able to continue her stroll down the yellow brick road, which was now what she was doing with the scarecrow and tin man on either side. Well let's just say that Miss Gail was making up for lost time. She had craved sex for years, and the anxiety built up inside her on the Kansas homestead like mercury rising.
Now she was in a land where amazing sex with most amazing men could be found every few miles down this strange colored road.
The forest grew thicker as the three travelers continued their journey; the knotted, twisted tree branches like skeleton arms surrounding them. Soon, almost all sunlight had been blocked out, and Dorothy and her men were beginning to feel slightly apprehensive.
"Do..do..do you think there are w..w...wild animals in here?" the scarecrow stuttered.
"Gee, I sure hope not," replied the tin man. "You mean like lions?"
"And tigers?" said the scarecrow.
"And bears!" added the tin man.
"Oh my!" Dorothy exhaled, pointed to an area between two trees. There, in the darkness glowed two large yellow eyes.
They stood, fixed on the spot, afraid to move, and suddenly, there was a blur of fur as the creature charged towards them.
The scarecrow practically jumped out of his straw at this, and the tin man gripped his ax, but shook violently. Dorothy however, didn't flinch and raising her right hand, brought it down hard against the face of the beast with a loud "SLAP!"
The lion's reaction was not what they expected. He began to sniff his nose, and blotted his eyes with the end of his tail.
"Wh-why didya have to hit me for?"