Dorothy soon tired of her burlesque act, and started walking normally. She even put the ruby-red panties back on. Toto, once the discovery of his age reached Ooz Magic Central, reverted to a normal dog.
Things looked a lot like home for Dorothy as she trudged along the endless road, surrounded by miles of cornfields.
"This is really starting to suck," Dorothy said, as her sweat soaked hair and clothing all hung limply.
"Arf," said Toto.
A mile later, Dorothy started walking with her hand extended, and her middle finger sticking up. It suddenly got much hotter, the faint breeze stopped, and the humidity went up to 113%.
"All right," Dorothy said. Her hand dropped to her side, and she stood there panting through her mouth.
The heat and humidity remained high.
After only a few more yards, Dorothy started clawing desperately at her clothes. A few moments later, she was walking in just her bra and panties.
A faint breeze picked up, and the temperature went down a degree or two.
"Thank you," Dorothy said, looking skyward. "You won't regret it, I promise."
"Arf," said Toto.
"Look, Toto, a forest," Dorothy said. "Shade!" she added, picking up her pace.
"Arf, arf, arf," said Toto, running ahead.
Dorothy stopped ten yards from the forest and pondered the fact that the road branched out in three directions.
"Now which way do we go?"
"That way is very nice," said a voice.
"Who said that?" Dorothy asked, jumping half out of her skin.
Toto ran into the cornfield and started barking at an absurd looking scarecrow with a stalk of corn sticking out of its pants.
"Come here, Toto. That's just a scarecrow."
"That way is nice too," the scarecrow said.
"That's funny," Dorothy said. "Wasn't that stalk of corn pointing the other way a moment ago?"
"Of course, some people go both ways," the scarecrow said, and his butt suddenly impaled itself on the stalk of corn.
"That's the trouble," he went on. "I can't make up my mind."
Dorothy drew closer, and waited patently until the scarecrow finished screwing its own ass.
"How can you be so good at that if you don't know if you're gay or not?" Dorothy said.
"Lots of people don't care who they screw," the scarecrow answered.
"Oh, are you a politician?" asked Dorothy.
"I don't think so."
"A lawyer?"
"No," the scarecrow said, suddenly offended.
"Sorry, that was uncalled for," Dorothy apologized. "Do you want me to take you off that pole?"
The scarecrow was still a little put out about the lawyer crack, but decided that getting off the pole was worth swallowing his pride. "Yes, that would be nice," he said.
"Weren't you just screwing this ass?" Dorothy asked, as she looked at the way he was impaled.
"I was just using the cheeks," he said, detaching them and demonstrating.
"All right, knock it off," Dorothy said, and started lifting him off the pole.
"Ah," said the scarecrow, and corn oil started squirting out its cornstalk.
"I think I have a good idea which way you swing," said Dorothy as she lifted his light body off the pole.
There was a loud sucking pop when the end of the pole came out, and Dorothy wound up entangled with the scarecrow on the ground when it was over.
"What way would that be?" asked the scarecrow as his cornstalk poked rhythmically at the crotch of Dorothy's panties.
"Gay, of course," Dorothy said, trying to get out from under him.
"Oh, thank you. I've been so confused," he said.
"Sure, if you get your biggest kick out of having your dick up a man's ass, you've got to be gay," Dorothy said.
"But I haven't got a dame," said the scarecrow.
"Is that music I hear?" Dorothy asked.
Scarecrow was straightening his throat, so Dorothy knew that a song was coming.
"Oh, I'm a failure, because I haven't got a dame. Now if I had a dameβ¦" scarecrow started, as an unseen band tuned up.
(sing to the tune of "If I only had a brain" from The Wizard of Oz.)
"I'd be bonin' every minute, my groin-cup always in it, screaming out her name. I'd be suckin' on her tit, while I'm rubbin' down her clit, if I only had a dame. I would whip her with a lasso, make her little ass hole, making sure she came. I'd be playin' with her boobs, while I'm shaving off her pubes, if I only had a dame.
Now I, can tell you why, my dick would be so red. 'Cause for hours and hours she'd be givin' me head, and then I'd come, and come again.
I would lick her little twat, hit the G-spot, make her go insane. I'd be always penetrating, even when she's menstruating, if I only had a dame.