As a free lance writer, I pick up jobs wherever I can, and one of the things I most like to do is write for television shows. The money is good, and it tends to be fun, and there are some great side benefits sometimes. A few days ago, in collaboration with my sometimes writing partner, Duane, I worked on a variety show. I like working with Duane. As an African American man in his early forties, he often sees things from a different angle than I do, and I like having him join me in some of those side benefits. .
The featured guest that evening was Jessica Simpson, and we wrote a comedy segment starring her. It was too long to be called a skit, and too short to be called a play, and it featured the curvaceous blonde singer as a private investigator named Sexy Jimpson. Her first name was short for Sexica. As you could probably infer from the name of her character and Jessica's status as a world-class hotty, she used her sex appeal to bring the comically inept villain to justice. However, she also used her intelligence; we chose not to portray her as a dumb blonde.
After the very successful rehearsal, everybody connected with the show, including Duane and me, went out for a snack in a dining room that had been set aside for us in our hotel. Most of the people there, including the two of us, were staying in that hotel, and they were so glad for our custom, they made special accommodations for us. As "civilians", comparatively speaking, he and I were seated somewhat apart from the others, until Jessica joined us. We were seated in adjacent chairs at a long table, and she squeezed another chair in between us, even though there were vacant seats on either side. We didn't object. What straight guy in his right mind would complain about being close to a gorgeous woman like Jessica Simpson?
"I really appreciate the part you guys wrote for me," she started by saying.
"No problem," Duane answered. "It was fun writing it, and we got paid pretty well."
"Even so, I want to show you my appreciation. I was so afraid when I agreed to the gig that I would have a part as a dumb, sexy blonde, and I get so tired of that.
"Have you looked in a mirror lately?" I asked her. "I don't see how we could help writing a part for you as a sexy blonde."
She giggled at that. "Oh, blonde and sexy are fine. I just get tired or being typecast as dumb. And, like I said, I want to show you how I appreciate it."
"Okay," Duane answered. We're really glad you appreciate it. It isn't often a big star like you tells us something like that, and we're happy to hear it."
"No, no. You don't understand. I don't just want to TELL you I appreciate it. I want to SHOW you."
I have been accused of being not very swift, but even I knew what she meant when Jessica rested her hand on my thigh and started moving it in the direction of my crotch. In a few seconds, she had unzipped my fly, and the questing hand was inside my pants and seeking the opening of my boxer shorts. From the look on Duane's face, I assumed her other hand was doing the same for him.
"I mean, I have a suite in this hotel, and I would love for both of you to go there with me, and we can talk about whatever comes up." By then, her soft fingers had found my cock and wrapped themselves around it. Her hand was definitely making it become eligible to be a subject of that conversation.
Duane answered for both of us. "I think George and I would love that. Isn't that right, George?" All I could do was nod my head, but I did it so emphatically there could have been no doubt of my concurrence.
"Good, but first I better go tell my manager I'm leaving. He'll have a hissy fit if I don't." Jessica grinned, first at Duane and then at me, before going over to talk to a greasy looking man in a suit.
When she returned, we were standing up, but both of us were having some trouble doing that. Arm in arm, with her between us, we headed for the express elevator that went only to the floors where the VIP suites were. Duane and I, peons, relatively speaking, were sharing a room with two single beds, but we knew Jessica would have accommodations that would be much more comfortable.
We were right. She opened the door with her key card and closed it behind us, also latching the security lock. We were in a small sitting room, but Jessica had no interest in sitting. She led us into the bedroom, with its king size canopy bed, stopped and turned around. She spread her arms and Duane, who is younger and quicker and more athletic than I am, got there first.