In my all black velvet with shiny stars everywhere relaxation room, giant disco ball spinning, strobe lights strobing away...
"Mmmmmmmm. Eat my black pussy daddy. I love your mouth on my phat, color purple twat." Oprah laughs.
I'm eating my wife's pussy, while she sits on my fucking face, grinding away on my mouth. My cock is in big titty heaven, hugged perfectly between ebony, huge titty internet model Jalande Jaguar's gigantic chocolate melons. She's pumping it with those massive titty mounds and licking my precum oozing white monster cock, driving me fucking crazy with fucking sexual pleasure. Those tits jerk my super fat, twelve inch white monster faster and faster, as Oprah squirts in my mouth for the third time. I suck it out and gulp it down with a fucking sleazy ass smile.
"UHHHHHHHHHHH!... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! YEAH DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY!!" Oprah plays with my gray and dark brown hair, grinding hard on my fast licking tongue. My hands are squeezing the fuck outta her huge, natural ebony jugs. Fuck... I love my bitch's tits. I'm obsessed with em... all my slut's titties. I'm a tit man of the sleaziest order, motherfucker! Ha.
I pop in Jalande's mouth, all over her sexy face and onto her massive melons. I cum a lot. It's thick, white, slimy and creamy. The sluts go fucking crazy for it. Jalande sucks me dry, then Oprah climbs off my face and licks every God damn drop of my slimy jizz off of Jalande and they cum swap, deep kissing, spitting my slimy cum into each other's mouths, letting it hang between their thick, wet and shiny lips, while I watch and take pictures.
I let loose with my tidalwave of salty piss, all over both black slut's faces and titties. It splashes everywhere. Oprah sucks my super fat, mushroom head, then spits it in Jalande's smiling face. Oprah happily licks it off of Jalande while I grin like a motherfucker and snap away on my phone. I keep fucking pissing, covering their sex crazed faces as they kiss. God damn, that's hot! They both eagerly suck me, drinking down mouthfuls of my warm yellow cocktail like it was grape Kool Aid, smiling for the camera, groping each other's huge, ebony melons.
I sit Oprah on my still pissing cock and fill her bushy black, mature cunt. "OH MY GOD... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Oprah cums again from the warm sensation of my piss raging up her sweet black pussy.
When I stop pissing, Oprah pulls Jalande's slutty face to her pussy, spits in it, slaps her and sits up, my cock falling out of her piss pouring cunt. She shoots my piss in Jalande's wide open, piss thirsty mouth, then grinds on Jalande's fast licking tongue, making sure she swallows every warm, nasty drop of my piss. I film it, immediately posting it on social media afterwards.
Fucking nasty sluts... I fucking love em. I love nasty, sleazy sex. It's all I do. It's the fucking best kind. Oprah and Jalande take turns sucking my cock dry and sucking and slathering my huge balls too. Oprah fingers my ass, then tosses my salad, rimming me so fucking good. I smile away, drinking a couple of Budweisers, and filming every kinky thing.
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"Good boy Spence... Very good. Mmmmmmmm." My main wife, the one and only, Kim Kardashian commends my dorky cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) on his pussyeating skills. She's laid out on our green and gold, silk sheets, in our bedroom, as Spence dines on her magnificent pussy.
All of my women... and there's a whole lot of em... are sex crazed sluts. Kim and I have been married for several years and she's been my happy ass, personal sexual property, the whole glorious time. She does whatever I want, whatever she can do to sexually please her owner/husband. She's obsessed with making me happy... sexually and otherwise. Yeah... I got it good. Ha. (Big ass, cocky smirk)
Kim cums on Spence's quick licking tongue, her sweet cream splattering it, as Kim curls her lips and grinds on Spence's sucking sucking. Spence sucks Kim's spasming cunt clean, shaking his chubby face on it his tongue digging deep for any drops of sweet nectar left in that awesomely perfect pussy.
Spence jerks his new, ten and a half inch, insanely fat cock. I paid a lot of money to get him special steroid injections. It's a new... and expensive... technique of penis enlargement. I did it so the dorky motherfucker can become my newest pornstar. He kept begging me to be in my movies... I make a lot of em... and he even used a secret weapon... his mom, my aunt Patty. She's my favorite slutty aunt and I give her what she wants... cause she gives me what I want first. That bitch is sexy as fuck, with awesome, not saggy at all D cups, and she can rock my gigantic cock like no one's business.
"Let me see your cock Spence." Kim asks, grinding on his tongue. Spence sits up and shows Kim his "gassed up" cock. It's huge, extremely fat with a massive head. It's only half hard and Spence is jerking it, shaking the fucking thing too.
Kim looks at it with a smile. Her tongue on the corner of her luscious, glistening lips. "Very, very nice. It's so fat. The steroids really worked. Smack it on my clit." Kim orders Spence. He moves up and slaps his super fat rod on Kim's extended clit. She pulls the hood back to fully expose it to his heavy meat.
"Mmmmmmmm. So good. Uhhhh." Kim writhes seductively on the bed, her eyes closed. Spence keeps softly smacking his heavy dick on my wife's hard throbbing sex nubbin. Spence licks his lips, so excited to be playing with Kim's dripping wet pussy.
"OK Spence. That's enough. I want James to fuck me." Kim dashes my cousins hopes of something more. She's my bitch, so her first priority is pleasing me. Spence knows that, so he accepts the disappointment, getting off the bed.
"You can film it Spence." I tell him, as I walk into the bedroom. I undo my red, silk bathrobe and get on the bed beside the world's most beautiful woman. I'm smoking a fat cigar. I shake my enormous cock for Kim and she excitedly licks her lips. She leans over and gobbles up my immense meat stick. Kim is a deep throat queen... and I've taken great advantage of that since I've been fucking her.
"Suck it all whore!" I demand. Kim obediently obeys, downing all twelve hard inches quickly. Her throat is used to my size, so she works quick. Kim bobs that perfect head on me, gorging herself on my meat, tickling my huge, hairy balls, her tongue lapping around my shaft as her lips envelope it. I pump a huge load of jizz right down her fucking throat. Kim is the best cum drinker there is. She gulps down every thick drop with ease, handling my fat load perfectly. Several thick ropes of slimy cum pump into her cum starving mouth and are immediately swallowed down.
"Goddddddd. I love your cum daddy. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. So yummy... yummiest cum ever." Kim moans around my thick cum spewing rod, drinking my entire fat load. She keeps sucking, knowing not to stop til I say so. I smoke my cigar, my head back on the pillow, my huge beer belly rubbing on Kim's face. Oh fuck yeahhhhh! I'm big, fat and sleazy. I get all the sluts and everything else I want. Suck on that critics! Ha. (Big cigar toke, blowing the smoke towards the ceiling, kicked back, sleazy style.)
Spence films the blowjob, his cock wobbling in front of him. I laugh. He's a damn good cameraman... and my cousin... so I put up with his dorkiness and annoying personality. The creepy motherfucker and I have always been close, so I look out for him... and slap him around when he needs it.
Kim sucks me beautifully, dining on my monster dick, her mouth stretched wide, barely able to take in my massive girth. She loves my cock. If u follow her on social media, you know she takes pictures of it all the time, posing with it, showing it off.
My wife is mine, I own her, emotionally and physically, her mind, body and soul. It's a beautiful love affair...in the most perverted and sleazy way. I hold my hand on the back of her head, as she's stretched out on the bed. I take Kim's robe off, letting Spence film her entire nude body. It's a work of art, so perfect from head to toe. That ass... Oh that fucking ass. I slap it, squeeze it and shake it. I blow smoke and enjoy my wife's continued blowjob.
I can see Spence getting more excited, but still staying professional, zooming in and capturing the awesomeness of Kim's blowjob. She slobbers all over my humongous cock, licking every fat inch, as she stuffs it down her throat.
I pump my second load of cum down her throat. Kim takes in the entire cock, letting my cum pump directly into her stomach. She never gags. She's a true pro. The best there is. Kim happily guzzles down my entire slimy wad, moaning in utter delight at the sweet, creamy taste.