I don't know why I wrote this but I had to get it out of my system.
I was doing the most mundane thing; cleaning the kitchen with a playlist of my favourite a Flock of Seagulls songs to keep me company...
It had been a long time since music touched me so much that I felt compelled to throw my head back and belt out the lyrics. I had the place to myself and felt free! My soul felt invigorated. Fuck I was born in the wrong decade, 80s music was where it was at.
But then, it was out of the blue, another part of me felt invigorated. What would it be like, if the guy who was responsible for these earworms, was bending me over the sink as I was cleaning, and fucking me hard enough to the point where I didn't know whether to scream or cry?
I tried to shake away the thoughts, there was no reason for them. I'd heard plenty of tantalising albums before but that voice... It did something to me.
In the course of my life, I'd had many sexual fantasy scenarios play through my somewhat perverted mind of various with celebs I'd probably never meet but Mike Score, the lead singer of a Flock of Seagulls had very quickly found himself the king of the bunch. Just that voice and those hypnotic lyrics were enchanting enough. You only had to hear a song once for it to get stuck in your head all day.
I cursed him for being responsible for these earworms that had burrowed into my mind like a tick! I loathed him yet I loved him because I could not think of a better cluster of songs that I would rather have replaying in my mind.
But when I thought of it, why was I complaining? If there was something that was going to get stuck in my head, wouldn't it be preferable to be something good? When I'd been exposed to shit like Baby Shark? Mike and his earworms were a blessing. There was no earworm I'd rather have.
Then all of a sudden, there was a flash of lightning, coming from the ceiling. Why was there lightning indoors? Something weird was going on. Was it weirder than the vivid fantasies running through my head? I did not know. There were so many different elements of weird they all seemed to converge as one. But either way there was a blinding light beaming down. I blinked hard and slowly... I couldn't believe what was happening. Mike Score was standing before my very eyes in all his glory. In his 80s form.
Of course I acknowledged the iconic, legendary haircut: brilliant blonde, standing up on both sides and swishing across his brow but the earworms were well and truly ingrained in me before I knew what he looked like. The hair was irrelevant. But now that it was staring me in the face I couldn't help looking at it and thinking love handles and fantasising over how much I wanted to play with it.
"Hey! What are you doing here?" I cried in disbelief.
Goddamn, wasn't it bad enough that he'd infiltrated my head, did he have to infiltrate my kitchen too? A war raged in my mind between whether to fuck him or fight him. Was there a way to do both?
In the forefront of my mind, I was thinking fuck you but if I was purely honest, what I was really thinking was, fuck me. Fuck me violently. I felt like running from him and acting like I didn't want him was what I was supposed to do...
"Fuck you bastard, get out of my flat. Get back to the 80s where you belong," I said but the smirk on my face said something else.
Mike didn't even bother answering me. My cheap insults were not worthy of his words. Instead he marched towards me with his own smirk plastered across his face.
I saw him coming yet his super sonic movements still took me by surprise. His magical hands, which he had used to play the music that had caressed my mind, took a firm grip on my shoulders. Now he was claiming my body too and I was going to let him. There was nothing I wanted more.
His touch was electrifying and took me by surprise. I didn't want to lose control but I did. My knees buckled and gave him ample opportunity to strike. The pain shot through my back and shoulder blades as I was hurled to the kitchen floor with force; I was a petite, slim woman. I had no defence against his will. But it was all part of the fun.
"Get off me!" I cried but my giggles screamed louder than my words.
"I know you want me," he said with a stern tone.
"No! Get out!" I shrieked.
He stared down at me in silence and let his piercing blue eyed stare do the talking. It was louder than any spoken words and told me that he could see inside my soul and knew precisely what it desired: Him.
My denial and insults were only making him stronger and more determined.
"You gave me the come on so don't you tell me now to leave you alone," he growled, his voice was a strange fusion of menacing and sexy.
I looked up at this enchanting, spellbinding man with big hair, straddling me on the kitchen floor.
He had an intense look in his eyes, like he was absolutely furious. Like I had massively inconvenienced him by conjuring him into my reality and insulted him by trying to resist him. Every ounce of my rational mind told me that I should run (so far away). As much as I wanted him, something supernatural was going on for him to just appear in the flesh. Should I be scared?
I felt like I should be. But I wasn't. I was turned on. That angry face made me quiver but it wasn't with fear. I kept up the masquerade of pretending to be afraid because I felt it was the logical response although all I wanted to do was put my arms around him and reel him in for a kiss.