In this fantasy about Ashley Tisdale, I sent a fan mail letter out to her telling her how big a fan I am of her and how I'd like to hang out with her for a few days. Two weeks later, I get a phone call while sitting on my home office.
A woman with a strong southern accent on the other end introduces herself as Janice and tells me that she is a secretary for Ashley Tisdale's talent agent's office.
"Ms. Tisdale read your letter personally, Mike." she tells me.
"She's very interested in coming out to spend time with one of her fans for a while." Janice continued.
"Oh very good." I say.
"I run my own business so I can take time off anytime I want."
I tell her.
"Well, Ms. Tisdale had two weeks open next month if you can make that." Janice says.
"I can." I said briefly.
"Alright, Mike, I was told to inform you that there are going to be a handful of stipulations that you'll have to follow in order for Ms. Tisdale to visit." She says.
Then, Janice beings reading out the stipulations for me.
"Ok Mike, here are the stipulations your going to have to follow."
"One, You must provide adequate shelter for Ashley during her entire visit; whether it be a hotel, motel or a private residence."
"Two, Transportation must be provided at all times.
"Three, A complete itinerary must be planned out for each day during her visit including on bad weather days if any should occur."
"And finally, Ms. Tisdale wants to send one of her friends out a week before to see if it's worth coming out." Janice finished.
"Uh, alright that won't be a problem." I say.
"Now, Mike. Ashley wanted me to let you know that she does not intend to offend you by stating that list stipulation, she's just a very busy person and doesn't want to waste time she doesn't have." Janice continued.
"I understand completely, I'd probably do the same thing." I say jokingly.
"Very good then, Mike." Janice says. "Ms. Vanessa Hudgens will be arriving at Philadelphia International Airport on Friday, July 18th around 11:30 A.M. , is that alright?" Janice tells me.
"Can you repeat the name please?" I ask.
"Yes sir, that's Vanessa Hudgens." Janice replies.
"You mean the actress?" I ask.
"Yes sir, the one and only." she says.
A week later I hop in my 1958 Plymouth Belvedere and begin the drive to the airport to pick up Vanessa Hudgens.
The morning rush hour on I-95 was surprisingly light as I made my way to the airport. I figured I'd get there a bit early to beat the traffic. I arrived in at the airport at around 9:30.
I park in the parking garage and head into the terminal to wait for Vanessa's plane.
I sit at the counter at a little restaurant and have a little breakfast while waiting. Following my breakfast, I walk over to the arrival and departure board to check her flight number and the words "On Time" show up next to it.
"Flight 738 from Las Angeles International Airport is now arriving at gate 82." The Airport P.A. system says.
I begin my walk to gate 82 and wait for the passengers to deplane.
Then, I see people filing out of gate 82 and the ten or eleventh person was Vanessa.
I watched her as she walked checking out her body and clothes. She had on a pair of tight light blue jeans and a dark blue blouse with a frilly scarf sort of thing hanging from the collar down to her beltline. As soon as she spotted me, she knew who I was. She smiled and walked over to me.
"Your Mike right?" Vanessa asks.
"Yup, that's me, nice to meet you Vanessa." "And you too." she replied.
"How was the flight?" I ask.
"Oh, it was nice. I never slept so good." Vanessa says.
"Well, that's awesome. We're going to have a long drive ahead of us to get to we're were going today."
"Oh, I'm up for it, no worries." She replies.
Vanessa and I walk over to collect her bags. We only wait for ten minutes or so before they come circling around the conveyer.
I pick up her biggest bags and she grabs a small laptop case and a gym bag. We head out to the parking garage and when Vanessa spots my car her eyes widen.
"That's your car?!" Vanessa asks.
"Yeah, restored her myself." I tell her. "Looks good doesn't she."
"Absolutely." Vanessa says with a chuckle.
I load her bags into the trunk and she asks if she can put the lap top on the back seat.
"Yeah, the front seat tilts forward, you can put it back there." I tell her.
Vanessa opens the passenger door and sets the laptop case on the backseat.
"I'm sorry, I didn't open the door for you." I say.
"That's alright, I'm not used to people doing that for me anyway." She replies.
Vanessa gets in and I am quick behind. I start the car and push the "D" on the pushbutton transmission and we start the two hour drive to Amish country Pennsylvania.
During the drive, Vanessa and I talk about her career and her future works and she asks me about my business.
About an hour and a half later, Vanessa and I arrive in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania.
The first thing on my itinerary is to hit up a few of the stores around there and do a little shopping. Then to go for dinner at one of my favorite Amish style restaurants. A place called "Good 'N' Plenty".
After shopping and eating Vanessa and I arrive at our motel.
A little place called "The Red Caboose" motel. Each motel room is a decommissioned railroad caboose.
It was about 9 0'Clock by the time we reach The Red Caboose and a summer storm had begun to brew. Thunder echoed through out the valley and the rain fell in torrents.
Vanessa and I settle down. I booked a "Double room" caboose with a curtain separating the halves and Vanessa heads into the back half to change into her night clothes.
I sit on the bed and flick on the Television and scan through the channels. After a couple of minutes, I hear Vanessa call my name. I head into the other side of the caboose to see what she wants. When I enter the separating room, Vanessa has her lap top set up on a small desk.
"I'm sending Ashley a video message, do you want to say anything?" She asks.
"Sure, uh, I guess." I reply.
"Hi Ashley, I can't wait until you come and visit, I swear you won't regret the time you take." "Oh, and uh, Ashley... MUUUUAAAAH!" I jokingly send a kiss into the camera.
Vanessa chuckles and shoved me away in a playful manner.
I head back into my side of the caboose and continue flipping through the T.V. channels. Ten or so minutes later, Vanessa comes walking into my half. She sits down on a computer chair and watches T.V. with me.
"Hey, I'm going to run across the parking lot to the soda machines and get something to drink, do you want anything?" I ask Vanessa.
"Yeah, can you get me a diet Pepsi?" Vanessa asks.
"I sure can, I'll be right back."
I head out of the caboose and I run across the parking lot trying to dodge to torrential rain. When I get to the machines, I put my money in a push the diet Pepsi button and the console reads "Sold Out" I push the Mountain Dew button for myself and one comes out. But still, no Diet Pepsi. So, I decide to get Vanessa a Diet Mountain Dew.
I grab the bottles and sprint back across the parking lot to the caboose. Heading back in the door, I nearly drop the bottles and do a walking 360 just to grab them.
"They were out of Diet Pepsi, so I got you a Diet Mountain Deeeeeeeewww." Spinning around, I see that Vanessa is sitting in the computer chair wearing nothing but a smile.
I stand there scanned her thin bronzed figure. I see between her legs a nice trimmed and shaped bush.