The following is a dream ... a fantasy. Not reality.
It was a contest.
One of those "A Dinner with your favorite Porn - Star" raffle-things, at an Adult Entertainment Convention in Vegas.
I figured, what the fuck? I've never won anything in my life anyway, so what's the harm?
Wouldn't you know it? My name gets called out of the bin and I almost faint like a pansy! Then again, it's dinner with Jeannie Pepper! Or Angel Hall or Wanda Rudelstein, or whatever her real name is. I adore this Ebony Porn goddess from the eighties and I'm a fan from way, way back. JP and I are about the same age, so I remember her debut in Black Taboo and I've followed her film career ever since.
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Dinner was great. We're at her hotel's restaurant and she's just put her fork down, having finished her Caesar Salad with a Diet Coke. Me? I had some chicken strips, a regular Coke with a side of fries.
I wore a brown suit and tie (mentally thanking God, I worked out at least four times a week) she had a chiffon-like one piece black dress, which was loose fitting but still showed of her impressive curves. Light make-up around her almond-shaped eyes, that didn't distract from her creamy, smooth brown skin and she wore her hair in a bun with a silver broach.
This woman has traveled almost all Europe and the Caribbean. The things she's seen and done are enough for one lifetime. She's amazed and embarrassed at how much I know about her, at least, what is publically known and of the movies she's starred in.
I know what you're thinking, porn queens say what people want to hear; their lives are rife with sexual abuse and other hardships and, I'll admit, I saw her eyes glaze over occasionally, lost in some unpleasant memory as the conversation would steer into something that seemed to touch a nerve but I'm pleased to report that, with me at least, she was brutally honest, outspoken, opinionated and very funny.
Since we're both in our forties, we talked about computers, the Internet, how things have changed in the world since we were kids, etc., etc.,
The night could've ended right there and I would've had a grin that would have lasted me until I was ready to be taken to the old folks home. Jeannie nods at somebody and I look over my shoulder to see this large, burly guy, whose suit seems about to burst from his biceps and appears to have been an ex-football player, nod back and get up from his stool at the bar and leave.
"Bodyguard." she replies. "A girl can't be too careful. Lot of weirdos out there."
"I take it I'm not one." I retort.
"No" she flashed that sexy smile I know so well, "I'm a pretty good judge of people. You could've been a freak or one of those hypocrites that want to get close to me to try and either "convert me" or see if I'll fuck them straight out. No. Not you. I just met you and I felt like I was with an old friend. And besides you're my number one fan."
Can you believe it? I'm blushing like a twelve year old.
"Let's go before I embarrass you anymore."
"Where we going?" I ask impishly.
"To dance, silly," she winks at me. "You think a body like this is maintained by just salads alone?"
***
It's around 2 AM when we get back to her hotel room. I may be just an average white guy, whose heavily into ebony beauties, but I've clocked some serious hours on the dance floor. I can hold my own but this woman is way out of my league. What a dancer!