Aaal-Most Anal!

Addie anchored her naked arms on the edge of the sink with her cute, round behind aimed straight up at me. She pushed her feet back just a bit, spread her legs and dug in. "I'm as ready as I can be, handsome. Do it."

"Okay, but I warn you, I've never done this before," I responded nervously.

"You think I have?" she said with a hint of indignity. I looked at her face in the mirror and she stuck out her tongue and winked. "I want to feel you in my tight little ASS, Shawn Michael Colvin. Do me! Come on!" I took the tiny bottle of flavored lube she had brought and plopped a pink glob onto my dick. I rubbed it up and down for a second but had to stop suddenly as I was on a hair trigger. This was my dirtiest fantasy come true. My dream girl was spread out in front of me all soft and willing and quite literally begging me to fuck her butt! In the mirror she smiled and sighed as she heard the squishiness, knowing I was almost ready.

I squeezed out another glob and spread her cheeks but the sight of her clean, crinkly little hole was too good to pass up. Instead of the lube, I leaned down and quickly stuck my face into her ass, my tongue lapping circles around her steamy hole. The only smell I could detect was the ripening musk of her pussy, so close to my chin that my beard was getting just as wet.

"Ohh! Ohhhhhhhh!" she yelped at my unexpected actions. "That feels so…so…WEIRD! OH! Don't stop! I like it. Mmmmmmm!"

"It's so tight," I said as I pulled my face away from her rear.

"Oh, yeah!"

"No you don't understand. If I'm gonna get my dick in there it has to be looser. As a kid, they teach you to hold your asshole shut, y'know, 'til you get to the bathroom? Well, right now, we're in the bathroom and I need you to reverse that and let yourself loosen up down there or I'll never get it in." With that I licked again and tried unsuccessfully to jab my tongue up her bunghole.

I took the lube in my hand and smeared it over the hole, rubbing it around the edges and slowly inching my finger inside.

"OHMIGOD!!! That is just…"

"Good?" I asked.

"Mmm-Hmmm," she nodded. Again I checked the mirror and saw that her eyes had closed. I could only imagine what sensations she was feeling but I had a mission so I plunged deeper and begin wiggling my finger in her ass. Without warning, then, I added another and spread them apart, gaping her just a little. When I pulled them out, however, her sphincter retracted immediately. "Lick me again. That felt just incredibly strange!"

"Not now, silly. I got lube all over your butt. Here. Let's try this." I rose again, my cock throbbing rhythmically at the promise of momentarily invading her bowels. Pressing my shiny dick head directly to her anus, I stopped for just a second to marvel at the fact that this woman actually wanted this…from me! "Aaaaal-most!" I grunted. Then I thrust forward quickly and slipped rather painfully straight down. "Ow! Shit!"

"You are NOT hurting me. Just push harder!"

"Look, I may not be hurting YOU but that definitely bent ME up a little! Jeez!"

"Oh, forget about that. Just think about what it'll feel like with Shawn's cock in Addie's ass and push, dammit! Push!"

I knew if I actually thought about it too much I'd coat her butt cheeks with sauce right now so that wouldn't work. Instead, I attempted to concentrate on the mechanics of the situation. I used my fingers to spread her again and this time succeeded in inserting the head of my pole snugly inside her sphincter. "Oh—My—God!!" My momentary joy was somewhat curtailed when Addie impatiently pushed back at me and sent my cock slipping and twisting again.

"Awww, man! This isn't fair!"

She started laughing. "Sorry! Now I gotta pee," she said, rising and moving toward the toilet.

"Right now?" I asked incredulously. "We're kinda busy here, y'know?"

"Yeah, right now, dumbass." She made a goofy face and sat down, her legs spread in front of me. "Wanna watch?" she giggled.

I had to admit I was intrigued. I moved toward her absent-mindedly fisting my dick as the sounds of her streaming golden liquid filled the tiny room. "Mmmmmmm. Oh, yeah. That feels good." Her eyes glanced up at mine and when she knew I was watching, she began frigging her very obvious clit while she gushed into the toilet. Before I knew it, she reached out and latched her lips onto the slimy purple head of my cock. "Mmmmph!"

"Hey! That's got all that lube on it!"

"Like I fuckin' care," she said as she removed her mouth with a loud pop. "Tastes like strawberries!" She tore off a length of toilet paper and delicately wiped herself, then flushed. As she stood, she leaned into me and whispered in my ear, "Okay, hotshot. I want this in here, now!" As she said it, she stroked my cock and also sawed a finger in and out of her own ass. She was so hot and horny I really could not understand why I hadn't just creamed all over the floor by now!

"Oooookay," I said. "Third time's a charm." She resumed her spread-eagled position over the bathroom sink. More lube. I took a deep breath and she wiggled her ass in encouragement as she again smiled back at me. Positioning myself, I angled in for the docking maneuver and saw her red, wrinkled butt-hole wink at me. Then I pushed. It was tight against the head but slippery. I could feel Addie squeezing down on it. "No, honey, don't. Not yet or you'll squeeze me out again."

"Okay." Her breathing was heavier now.

"Just hold reeeeeeal still a sec." I inched carefully in, guiding my organ slowly with my hand.

In the mirror, I could see that Addie was scrunching her face and gritting her teeth. "You alright?"

"Ungh! Yeah. You are NOT hurting me! Push, dammit! Fuck my ass!"

I pushed again, feeling every vein on my dick as it was squeezed like never before on its slippery way in through her out door. When I felt my engorged balls touching her rump I knew I had made it all the way in. I looked down and saw the most amazing sight. My cock was completely buried in Addie's tightest, dirtiest hole. "No more 'almosts!' We did it!" I gasped in excitement as I throbbed noticeably within her.

"Just hold it there 'til I get used to it. Aw, shit! I have NEVER felt so full! I can't believe this!" Her face was sweating but she laughed with relief as her colon expanded to accommodate my invading weapon. Still resting on her right hand, her left disappeared between her legs to bury itself in the swampy thickness of her bush. "Okay. Okay, now…fuck me, Shawn! Fuck my dirty asshole!"

I put my hands on her shapely hips and pulled back just a bit before immediately plunging in again. "I can't believe how fucking tight you are!"

"Shut up and keep pumping me! I have NEVER felt like this!"

The bathroom smelled strangely of musky strawberries and the earthy, squishy sounds of our coupling echoed loudly. Then, suddenly we heard a pounding on the metal door. "Awww, dammit!" I cursed.

A gruff voice yelled, "Open up in there. This is the store manager!" followed by more pounding.

"Don't you dare pull out now, " Addie growled as her hand rubbed her pussy raw. In spite of the unexpected interruption, I could tell she was about to come. "Come for me! Shoot up my ass! Now! Ohhhhh! YES!!!"

As if in response, I stopped trying to hold back. I pushed in one last time and held myself as deeply in her ass as I could while I felt first one, then two, then three…four electrifying spurts of cream unleashed into Addie's bowels. After that, I pulled out quickly and started to pull on my pants. The pounding continued. I reached out and touched my partner's raw anus as I saw it dripping my thick white sauce. "Stop that!" she said, slapping my hand away. "Hurry up and get dressed. That pounding is starting to annoy me."

"I warn you. I'm going to break this door in! I'll call the police!"

With that, Addie, now fully composed, removed the block she had placed on the door when we entered and exited the bookstore's bathroom while I waited behind. Through the door I could hear the small crowd of noontime customers murmuring among themselves as the Manager chastised Addie. "Young woman, I don't know where you think you are or what you…"

"I will have you know," she started, "that I am NEVER shopping in this store again! Is this how you treat a loyal customer just seeking to relieve herself? Pounding on the door like a lunatic? What is the matter with YOU, sir? Can a woman have NO privacy around here at all! I spend quite a bit of money in your store and here I have to put up with you hovering and threatening I don't know what! I'll have you know I am appalled, offended and…and… I MAY sue you!!" With that she walked away as the crowd of mostly young mothers began to applaud.

"But…But…" he sputtered. "She…! I…!"

While he was watching her walk away, I finally exited the ladies room behind him. As I did so, I picked up the "Temporarily Closed" sign I had placed in front of the door when we had entered and slipped it behind my back. "Problem, boss?" I inquired.

"Colvin?" he asked without even turning to look at me. " It's been a bizarre day. Are you still on lunch?"

"Uh, no, sir," I grinned to myself. " As a matter of fact, I just got off."

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