I finally got around to going to see Old Doc Barker.
I had been putting it off, like many men, I can be stubborn.
But Lee knew of the problem, and more or less forced the issue. When she gets that look and puts her hands on her hips, well, let's just say any resistance is futile!
I am coming up on the end of my 50's, and had noticed a problem with "Old Man's Disease", a bit of difficulty in urinating. I took some Saw Palmetto, everyone says it helps, and it did for a few months.
I don't know if the sudden change from sexual activity of perhaps 1-2 times a week to 5 times in one 3 day period had an effect, one would think it would be the opposite. But the problem continued, so off I went.
I can't stand the idea of some guy, Doctor or no, poking around at my back door. But when it is a problem, I can grit my teeth with the best of them. Besides, Old Doc Barker let me work on his pretty wife, Tina in my massage practice. He seemed to get a kick out of the idea, and since I knew she told him all the details, I figured I could be comfortable with him.
I only had about a 5 minute wait and I was in his office. That was 5 minutes of his fat little receptionist looking me over a little oddly, I thought.
I explained the problem, and down went the pants and on came the glove. I braced myself for what was about a 15 second inspection, he removed his finger and said something about "getting a sample" to see what was going on. He gave me one of those dressing gowns and told me to strip and put it on, he would have his assistant do the sample.
I just love those things, they are thinner than paper, too damn short, not big enough around to get my 228 pound frame into. The part I REALLY hate are the damn flowers printed all over them.
Once I got the thing on, I had to stand with my knees bent to keep my pecker from hanging out the bottom, I was totally uncomfortable!
I sat there freezing my butt off for about 10 minutes, when in walks this little black lady in a Nurse's uniform. "Hi, I am Thalia!" She said brightly. "I am here to take a sample."