She bust out laughing. "Oh, Lord. Chris Smith, how did I KNOW you were going to ask me that?"
She had a point. Chris was OBSESSED with women's butts. And to say that Maria was gifted in that department, would be the understatement of the year. Maria was Puerto Rican, and her people, not to put too fine a point on it, were known for having very, well, callipygian figures. Chris, for the whole time he had known Maria, even after she'd gotten married, had often made semi-serious, half-joking, half-flirting comments about the size of her butt, and Maria, for her part, had always teased Chris about his obsession with butts.
"Well I've, uh...I've never done anal."
"...Seriously? Never?"
"Nope. Never been with a woman who was into it."
"Oh, damn. Well, I bet that must drive you nuts. Well, OK, I'll allow it. But it's going to cost you."
"How much we talking?"
She told him. It wasn't cheap.
"Oh and uh...do you require a condom or no? I'm gonna be honest, I prefer without, I do perform better without one, but I respect whatever your needs are of course."
"If you can show me an STD test telling me you're in the clear, you can go raw in my ass, yes."
"Haha, OK. I mean, it's not like we're worried about pregnancy or anything, right?" They both laughed.
"Alright, you wise guy. I'm going to get some sleep. I'll see you on Saturday. Sweet dreams."
Chris hung up, and stay up for three more hours slapping his dick to high heaven on all the porn he could consume of anal sex, Latin women, and women with gigantic asses.
He got his STD test on Wednesday. He'd never gotten one before, or known what to expect. It was somewhat of a pain in the ass. He just thought, on Saturday, he'd be giving Maria what might technically be somewhat of a pain in the ass, although he hoped it'd also be pleasurable and not all pain.
When the big day came, Chris took a nice long shower, shaved his face and his junk (while Chris preferred women to have hair down below, he preferred his dick and balls to be completely smooth), ate a big pasta dinner, brushed his teeth, flossed, took a nice long swig of mouthwash, dabbed on cologne, and dressed nice enough to be presentable, but didn't overdo it - after all, he wasn't going to stay clothed for long. He stopped at the ATM on the way and took out the requisite number of bills. He wondered for a minute if when the banks saw someone withdraw a few hundred dollars cash from an ATM these days, they knew you were up to something shady. He thought on that briefly, then jumped back in his car and got back on the road to get himself a piece of ass - literally.
When he got to Maria's house, she and Steve greeted him in the living room, and Steve took the money from him. Steve was not unfriendly, and didn't try to terrify Chris, but made it clear there would be no shenanigans - "I'm gonna be out here in the living room. Anything goes wrong, Maria just has to yell for me. You hurt her, I hurt you. Understand?"
"Understand." They shook on it.
She led him to the bedroom. It was a queen size and very soft. There was quiet R&B music playing, and low, warm lighting, a very welcoming atmosphere. She sat on the bed and stripped down to her bra and panties, he took his jeans off, sat down next to her and put his arm around her.
Maria was a thick girl, one might even be inclined to say "chubby", and very cute. Her whole life long, for as long as she had been old enough to be noticed by boys, Maria had constantly gotten exactly two kinds of compliments from the male gender. Guys who were sweet and polite would always tell her that she had a beautiful face. Sweet boys would tell her that she was a very pretty girl, talk about her beautiful eyes or even write her romantic poems....And, the ones who were not so polite, would talk about her ass. Maria's ass was not "cute", or "tight", or even "shapely" - it was simply MASSIVE. It was thick, and hefty, each cheek was easily three or four handfuls of flesh. It might not strictly be true to say that she had the biggest ass in the world - but it sure seemed like it to Chris. Her boobs were barely anything to comment on - they were there, they were perfectly fine, but certainly not her main asset. And ever since Maria had first started having sex, she had learned pretty much from the get-go that guys wanted to put their dicks in her ass. Thankfully, she hadn't needed much convincing in this matter - she'd found she enjoyed anal sex fairly early on. Her philosophy was, God or nature or whatever had gifted her with a big ass, guys were going to want to fuck her in the ass, so she'd might as well take it in the ass, it would be a waste of a great ass if she didn't.
Chris kissed Maria passionately and ran his hands all over her body. Maria had very smooth and supple skin. She was wearing a shiny maroon bra and panties. He ran his hands over her breasts, then reached a hand down between her, legs, caressed the insides of her thighs, and eventually worked his hand to her crotch over her panties. Chris loved him some thunder thighs. He stuck his tongue lustily in her mouth. "You're so soft," he whispered. He unhooked her bra, and sucked on each of her nipples briefly, ever so softly, but just firmly enough to excite some desire in her. Her tits were of the pointed variety, smallish in size, with areolas that were dark brownish and had firm, eraser-sized nipples that were absolutely standing on end. He quickly progressed to flicking her erect nipples vigorously up and down with his tongue. She moaned softly and pulled his boxers off. His cock was rock-hard. She took it in her hand and began giving it a tug, then took in her mouth for a brief time, running her tongue up and down the shaft and coating his entire penis in her saliva.
"Oh wow, you have a huge head," she moaned. Which was a true statement. Chris's cock wasn't huge, it was a bit shorter than average even, but it had a big, thick apple of a head when fully engorged. She sucked on him a bit more and then he stopped her; he sure didn't want to waste his load when the best was yet to come.
He brought his attention to her panties, and gave her a wry smile. "OK, now let me take a look at what I'm turning down." She snorted and rolled her eyes a bit as she brought her panties down, and spread her legs. Her last shave was a few days ago; her slit was framed in three or four days' worth of dark stubble. "Sorry it's not shaven," she said. The truth of the matter was, Chris would have loved her pussy with a full, dark bush, but we can't always get what we want in this world, and anyway, he wasn't here for her pussy. "Can I have a lick?" he asked. "Sure," was her reply. He gently parted her labia with his fingers, exposing a decently-sized clit. He took a loving, lustful lick of her inner labia and clit. She had a strong taste that he really enjoyed and made his dick throb, very musty. He took a forceful, deep inhale of the inner depths of her workings...
...and then told her to turn around. "That's enough of that. Bend over and give me your ass."
She did as she was told. His jaw nearly dropped when he finally saw Maria's massive badonkadonk in all its glory. He'd checked out her clothed ass plenty of times when the were together, sometimes not so subtly, but to finally see it unleashed was something else entirely. He gave it a firm slap and watched, mesmerized, by just how long it took to stop jiggling. There was simply no sensible reason why someone should have an ass as big as hers. Chris had heard some evolutionary theory, somewhere along the line, about how big butts on women had evolved as a sign of fertility, to attract a male for reproduction. Chris thought that if this theory were supposed to be true, that there was a huge flaw with it, and that was, if a big butt was supposed to attract a male, then God or nature had certainly designed things wrong, because this feature would lead a man to the wrong hole entirely. But, as they said in the U.S. Navy, "there is no wrong hole."
