A Proper Young Man's Guide to Anal Etiquette
By: Lord Odie
The Obligatory Disclaimer
The following is a work of pure sexual fiction and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical resemblance to a real person that any fictional character herein may bear is probably intentional and is meant as a compliment. Furthermore, all fictional characters in the following fantasy are consenting adults over the age of 18. They are also BDSM professionals and good at what they do. So please, don't try anything that you're about to read at home, if such things were even physically possible. If you still insist on trying things at home, please send all pictures and feedback to me about the experience. If I can't stop you, I can at least make sure you're doing it right. Consider yourself disclaimed.
9. Coffee with Friends
A week or so passed since Jessi had begun riding to and from school with Matt. While it was quite common for women to be restrained and anally accosted while riding in any modern car, the novelty of it being just the two of them wore off fairly quickly to become just a normal part of their everyday routine. Jessi would show up early so she could be strapped in, have her asshole ravaged all the way to school, get her cunt filled with Matt's cum, and then have it fed to her afterwards. The two would then part on their ways to their different classes. There was nothing overly romantic about it. After all, Matt had his eyes firmly set on Ingrid. He and Jessi were just good friends. And maintaining a needy woman's anal wellbeing was just something good men did! Some days they didn't meet up again until they were headed back home. Other days when their schedules lined up, they'd have lunch together. But on most days, they tried to meet up with Kyle for coffee at some point.
And so, like on most days, Matt, Jessi, and Kyle sat in one of the campus's many coffee shops. But today, Ingrid had joined them for the first time! After Matt had finally introduced his best friends to Ingrid, they were all getting acquainted. They sat discussing differences in their upbringings. The contrasts between modern, secular notions of sex and relationships, and Bensonite dogma were quite drastic.
"So, really? No sex before marriage? That's... Wow!" Jessi replied, shocked. "I'm not sure I could do that."
"Nope. Vaginal intercourse is strictly off limits," Ingrid replied, sipping her coffee.
"Told you," Matt interjected. As if that was some kind of good thing.
"How about oral?" Kyle asked, hoping for something interesting in response. He couldn't quite see what Matt saw in her. Sure, Ingrid looked like she had a really nice rack under that dress but so did the scantily clad barista who kept winking at him. He could see mouthwatering amounts of under boob and the bottoms of her areolas as they peaked out from underneath her tube top from where he sat.
"Nope. No oral either. The Church actually frowns on oral completely. Oral sex is sodomy, and sodomy is a sin," replied the conservatively dressed young woman.
"Well, I guess that rules out anal then," Jessi giggled as she blew steam off her latte.
"Very much so!" Ingrid agreed with a soft blush, which Matt found quite cute. "Anal is also sodomy."
"Wait!" Kyle interrupted. "Anal is an option with you guys where you're married? I mean, I got to fuck our neighbor's daughter's asshole for a bit after she became of age, and it was pretty tight! She's all stretched out now like most women, but it was nice while it lasted," he said in fond remembrance. Then a though crossed his mind and he blurted out a question before he thought better of it, "Wait... You're not plugged?
"Ow!" he cried out as Jessi kicked him under the table quite hard. "What was that for?"
"Dude! What the fuck?" Jessi asked, scowling at her old friend. "Manners! That's not a proper thing to ask a girl you just met in a public place! What would your mother say if I told her you're asking some nice young woman about her anal wellbeing out in front of everyone? She'd be aghast! Your father would tan your dumbass hide!"
Kyle went deep red in embarrassment at his social faux pa. "Shit! Sorry, Ingrid. You don't have to answer that. That's not a topic for polite conversation."
"No. No, it's okay," Ingrid replied after a few seconds. Her own blush of embarrassment was evident. "Of course, I'm... plugged!" she replied softly but emphatically, leaning closer to the table. "What kind of heathenistic, improper people do you think we are in the Bensonite Church?" she inquired, only partially joking. "And no, anal is not an option either. Anal sex is sodomy, and sodomy is wrong," she added.
"Jesus! That sounds boring," Jessi commented.
"Well, there are... loopholes..." Ingrid replied trailing off. "Every set of rules has loopholes. And there are a lot of rules in The Church!"