"You want another beer, Jess?"
I glanced up from my empty bottle, "Sure, why not? I feel like getting completely wasted tonight." I set my chin back down on my folded arms and tried to concentrate on the game. I had been staring at the TV for two periods now and somehow the Canucks had scored yet another goal without my realizing it. C'est la vie, Colorado was still up by two. I nodded in appreciation as my beer was set down before me.
For the past two hours I had been ignoring the different people in the bar. Some of them I knew, and some were just hoping to score with the chick drinking alone. I would just ignore their feeble attempts at conversation and turn down the free drinks. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't depressed, I just wasn't in the mood to be bothered. In all honesty my mind was south of my belly button, but a one night stand wasn't what I was looking for. Especially not with some drunk who would pass out before I was finished.
I drained my beer as Sakic scored goal number four. The bartender brought another without bothering to ask if I wanted it. Good. If I got drunk enough maybe I could just pass out myself. It had been at least 3 months since I'd had sex, and my body was reminding me. My mind had been literally in the gutter for the past few weeks. I had been treating men like nothing more than eye candy. No one was safe. The UPS man, my co- workers, the guy in the car next to mine at a light. My eyes always drifted to the muscles on their chests, their asses, or their crotches. FYI guys, us chicks are just as perverted and crude as you are, most of us just won't admit it.
Of course I never acted on these urges. I just lay in bed at night, imagining their strong hands pushing me against the bed, their throbbing cocks violating me as I fingered myself or furiously humped my pillow until I climaxed. Then I would roll over and fall into hot sweaty dreams, only to wake up and repeat the whole process a few hours later.
Well, I was getting tired of this reign of celibacy. Even the rub of my panties against my skin would get me wet. If I tried to go braless, my hard nipples were only too obvious to those around me. I needed to get laid. It's not that I'm ugly, far from it. I have waist length brown hair, big brown eyes, and even bigger tits. My ass was made to be slapped, and I had been described as having 'perfect blowjob lips'. My problem was and still is the fact that I can't fuck a complete stranger. I laugh a lot during sex, and I don't need some prick thinking I'm laughing at him. C'mon guys, why do you have to be so sensitive?
So there I was, sitting in a bar with nothing to look forward to but a night of drunken masturbation. I Picked up my half empty bottle and drained it once more. Damn this Irish blood, it took me way too long to get drunk. The Canucks scored again and I cursed under my breath.
"Hey Baby, what's your sign?"
Startled I glanced up, trying to think of a witty put down. Beside me sat a gorgeous specimen of manhood. From his short brown hair down to his rock hard ass, perfect. His smiling hazel eyes met mine.
"Hey, Rory. What brings you out of your cave?" Of course I knew him. We'd been friends for what seemed like forever, but was probably only a year or two. We'd hooked up once, both too drunk to remember the details the next morning.
He shrugged. "I was just sitting at home, drinking a beer, when I remembered that you're not supposed to drink alone. Thought I better get out and find some company."
I laughed. "Well, you're welcome to drink with me, not sure if that's any better for you though."
I was only too aware of the heat coming off his leg as it rubbed against mine. My eyes drifted down to the noticeable bulge in his pants. I wonder what that would look like hard? I thought. I couldn't help but imagine his hard body on top of mine.
"So what's the score?" his voice broke into my thoughts.
"Um...four-two."
He smiled. "Look at my face when you're talking to me, I'm a person you know, not a piece of meat here for your enjoyment." He teased.
On a whim, I rubbed my knuckles across that denim covered bulge. "Oh yeah? I didn't think you'd mind." I felt him begin to stiffen.