Drinking that third high-octane margarita was probably ill advised. Suddenly feeling the oppressive humidity, I interrupted Matt mid-sentence and said, "Let's go for a swim."
"Sounds good to me. Do you have any extra swimming trunks lying around?"
"You don't need trunks," the tequila replied. "I always swim au naturel."
"Sexual harassment!" he quipped in mock alarm.
Again the agaves elixir loosened my lips.
"No need to worry about that, I play for the other team," I blurted.
Without missing a beat, "Oh my God! My French tutor is a dyke. What to do, what to do?"
Poking him in the chest playfully, "I'll tell you what to do, shut up and get in the pool."
Affecting an exaggerated bump and grind, Matt began peeling off his T-shirt, finally letting it drop with a seductive flourish. He stepped out of his sandals and struck a coquettish pose while running both hands through his shoulder length hair and licking his lips, then slowly unzipped his pants. He continued to vamp it up as he eased his pants down and off.
In my inebriated state he looked more like a small-breasted woman than a 19-year-old man as he stood there wearing only bikini briefs. His torso was soft and undefined, with pectorals reminiscent of ripe pears. Long and nearly hairless legs, slender ankles, and delicate feet completed the visual impression. I felt a familiar stirring as I gazed at him and did my best to ignore it.
"Your turn!" Matt announced.
I kicked off my espadrilles and began unbuttoning my blouse. Soon the garment fell open just enough to offer a peek at the sides of my breasts, and in a toned down imitation of his performance I wiggled out of it and thrust my chest forward.
Using my best Marilyn Monroe voice, "I need some help with this, Matty...it seems to be...stuck," thrusting my hip provocatively in his direction as I tugged at the zipper of my skirt.
This parry surprised him, causing a fleeting awkward moment as he hesitated before shyly coming to my side. After he guided the zipper open, I encouraged him to remove my skirt. The startled look on his face when he realized I was in commando mode underneath was priceless.
"Haven't you ever seen a pussy up close and personal before?"
Matt shook his head from side to side.